Wolf Mother Page #5

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any references at least?

- What do you mean, like

actual people references?

Well.

Can I ask you why you have bags?

I mean, can we just stop and

think about that for a second?

- The first place we

f***ed, really Ben?

I mean, sincerely romantic.

Genius stuff there,

man, let me tell you.

- I'm hungry.

- Can't you say first date?

I mean, say somethin', we are

trying to get the jobs, right?

- Did you hear what I said?

I said I'm hungry.

I mean, you can't even

carry that damn thing.

(sharp cracking) (crying)

- [Dad] Gonna be

an actress, yeah?

- I don't wanna do

it anymore, Daddy.

- [Dad] You do what

I say, you hear?

(baby crying)

(phone ringing)

- Yeah?

Uh huh.

(children chattering)

Good morning, good morning

We've talked the

whole night through

Good morning,

good morning to you

We've sung a tag or two

Good morning, good morning

It's great to stay up late

Good morning,

good morning to you

When we all began to sing

The stars were shining bright

But now the

milkman's on his way

It's too late

to say good night

So good morning, good morning

Sun beams will

soon shine through

- Aw, what happened?

Damn it.

Motherfuckin' goddamn it!

F***!

- We're employed, convict.

(speaking in foreign language)

- I can't read this.

Some of your waitresses

can't write English.

I don't know what it is,

it's all in Spanish.

So this is basically useless.

(speaking in foreign language)

- What the hell?

Get the plates out of there.

- There's your food.

Another plate of food.

- [Manager] Hey, don't

f***in' be eating the food.

- Very good, I did a great job.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Yes, I see the Gulf of Mexico.

- What the hell is

wrong with you?

(speaking in foreign language)

- What table is 14?

Hi.

Does any of this look familiar?

- I didn't order

bacon, I had sausage.

- Okay, that's, well.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Oh, you're tellin'

me to shut up?

Oh, I got that, look at that.

(speaking in foreign language)

Blood Mary, I don't see

any booze in this place.

Where am I gonna

get a Bloody Mary?

You got booze back there?

I know he's drunk as a lord.

I know he is.

- Okay, well, why don't

you have bacon today?

- You're kidding right.

- You can finish that.

That looks good.

Everybody shut up!

What table is 14?

(speaking in foreign language)

- I didn't understand

a word you said.

- It's hard.

- Yep.

- This job thing.

- Bank was easier.

- Suckin' off a black

cock was less demandin'.

- You suck black cock?

- Yeah, why?

- Just wondering.

You ready to get back?

- What would be the worst

thing that would happen

if I didn't?

- You wouldn't find

that missing girl.

Then kill ourselves afterwards.

- Yeah.

Good reason, partner,

good reason.

- Lopez is a piece of

sh*t, I know that,

but we have to work hard.

Every day we have to work hard.

(speaking in foreign language)

What are you doing?

I had an egg and bacon and

chicken and I had the potatoes.

'Cause my name is

Julio the Mexican.

Oh, enough.

- Hey, you wanna play a game?

- What, are we 10?

- You ask a question, and

then I have to answer it

- with 10 seconds on the clock.

- What?

- Back and forth.

Has to be fast, otherwise

it's not fun, you know?

- What, like anything?

- Anything.

- Where did?

- Fine, okay, let me go first.

Miss home?

- New York?

Yeah.

If you had $10 million,

what would you do with it?

- Move to Paris,

maybe further away.

- Further away from what?

- I don't know,

just further away.

One question, remember?

Did you love her?

- Who?

- Wifey.

- What makes you

think I was married?

I thought I loved them all.

- Them?

- Three.

I thought they all loved

me until one of them

cut off my ball.

- What?

- She cheated on me, so

I returned the favor.

That was my first wife.

Second and third, they just

thought it was some sort

of a birth defect.

(laughing)

What happened to all the money?

- Parents and

agents had a blast.

- Well, how much did

they take, steal,

or whatever you wanna call it?

- Seven films, two

million a pop,

minus 30 or so percent

for an agent.

I'd say 10.

- 10 what?

- Million.

- Ouch.

- The American dream.

- Well, on that note, I

am going to take a leak.

What's that?

- What's what?

- [Ben] Those.

- Open 'em and find out.

- [Ben] It's wrapped, wow.

- I wanted to get 'em

for you, so I got 'em.

It felt right.

Finally spent money without all

the dirty baggage, you know?

Kill me.

Sorry, that's a bad joke.

- [Ben] Oh, wow.

- It's for your writin'.

It's not real leather, but

it has that smell, you know?

This is not special

or much or anything,

it's just somethin'

that I know you need.

It's prepaid, you're

gonna need it.

- Oh my.

What'd we agree on?

- Ben, you're gonna need

the phone in San Fran,

and the smokes and the

journal are just gifts

if you wanna call 'em that.

From one partner to

another, that's it.

- This is somethin' a friend

would give another friend.

- What, partners

can't be friends?

- [Ben] F***.

- What?

- What the f*** the

are you doin'?

- Me?

- You're allowin' me to do that.

- What, are you testin' me?

- Yeah, maybe I am.

- F*** you.

- What's with all this

f***in' bitchin' and moanin'

like you're actually

f***in' enjoyin' it.

You can cut that

f***in' horseshit out.

You know, you're

not gettin' paid.

- Wow.

- If any of that kinda sh*t

f***in' happens again,

I'm f***in' out of here, okay?

Done, out, finished.

- You can take the floor.

- [Ben] Can you pass me the

journal and the phone please?

- Get 'em yourself.

- So does this mean

that I have to get you

something now too?

I mean, I'm beginning to

feel a little obligated.

- Suck your dick.

- No, that's your gig, not mine.

(speaking in foreign language)

Deck the halls

with bows of holly

- Get out of the way.

- Yeah, who's the man?

F*** you, motherfuckers.

Same to you.

Fa la la la la la la la la

Don we now our gay apparel

Fa la la la la la la la la

Troll the ancient

yuletide carol

Fa la la la la la la la la

- [Lopez] You like it, mommy?

- Oh yeah.

- You like it, mommy?

You like it? - Oh yeah.

- [Lopez] Hey, close the

kitchen door, pendejo.

- [Zelda] Ben.

Theo.

- [Lopez] Hey, hey!

- What the f*** are you

lookin' at, Pedro?

- Hey, hey where the f*** you

think you're going, man?

- I'm going the f***

out of here, okay?

I quit.

I'm goin' home, I retire,

I'm out of here.

- What, you just gonna leave?

- Yeah, just gonna leave.

(speaking in foreign language)

I don't care about your

f***in' lunch time

or this f***in' shithole here.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

The f*** you lookin' at?

- Hey, leave that guy

alone and just go do

your f***in' job, huh?

- I'm not doin' my f***in'

job, motherf***er.

I'm f***in' leavin'.

You f***ed her back

there, didn't you?

- You f***ed her.

- Yeah, yeah that's right.

I f***ed your f***ing

girlfriend, so what?

What you gonna do

about it, puto?

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