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He got mixed up in the

wrong crowd, and...

And when he went missing, your dad

was the only one that tried to find him.

- The only one who cared.

- I already know this.

I don't believe your father's

death was an accident.

Anymore than I believe my father was killed

by an animal attack, like Terry Wallace.

I know this town has secrets,

but if you don't want to trust me...

just... be safe.

Can I have my shots?

Appreciate your concern.

- Lou, what does she want?

- Nothing.

Okay.

Is it almost... time?

Sure, you don't want that pill?

It didn't hurt, man.

You just... put it right up.

I should do this sober.

Easy.

Showtime.

Sh*t!

It's not recording.

You know, it's like the most

beautiful thing I've ever seen man.

You what?

No, it's beautiful.

Is that a ?

No, I'm good, I'm done.

Oh! Okay, okay!

Jesus Christ.

You got to be kidding me.

You want f***ing... doughnuts.

I don't even know what it means,

man, because I tell you in that dream

I mean, you look pretty

and it hurt so good.

Go fish.

Lou, it's not...

Hey, it's not that you play... fish.

We've been playing for about

3 hours, you should probably

Take one card.

Take three card.

Did you... did you get a match?

No, Lou.

Pop your f***ing brakes.

- Lou, this is not a good idea.

- Robbery.

- Lou, you're a wolf.

- Cop!

Last one.

Hurry.

Oh man.

That's some f***ing dream.

Shut it!

Drop it!

What the f*** are you?

The voice.

Show yourself.

F***!

Get up.

I've got half the guests.

Shut up!

Shut the f*** up!

Thank you officer.

Hey Lou, don't forget to murder

someone else on the way to the car.

Low profile man!

Well done, Lou. That's one more

thing for us to explain now, man.

Why don't you just

go run down the street,

we all talking about

how you act for man.

Could we get out of here, we go home

before you blow down the whole town?

What?

I know what you're

thinking and I approve.

F*** them!

- Hey Lou.

- You called?

Okay, you pinched you ride,

now what?

Oh, it's that way.

Yikes, don't spray!

Aargh!

I think you're in too much asparagus.

Let's roll.

This is f***ing cool!

You got f***ing rabies.

- This is still a crime scene.

- You gonna arrest me?

No. I just have a few

follow up questions.

Well, I have nothing further to add.

How about a drink then?

You know? I used to sit right

here when I was a little girl.

Drinking Shirley Temples

and watching my dad work.

- Tina here.

- This dispatch. Attempted robbery

reported at Liquor & Doughnuts.

Reports are of a gang of pigs and

- and large wolf on the scene.

- What?

Cheers.

B*tch!

No one comes in.

Got it?

Chief, come in.

Tina here.

There's been an incident at

Liquor & Doughnuts. Two dead. Piggies.

Motherf***er!

Lou, Lou! Keep your steering wheel

there, man. We gotta head back.

Hey, what do you smell?

What the f*** are you sniffing?

We're out of road, man!

Think about this, man!

Go on!

Get out of here!

F*** me!

F***ing...

There's gotta be more, sir!

Not again!

Lou! Watch your back.

That's really bad!

Hey! We got a

really f***ing problem.

Lou!

Lab's exploding man.

Let's go.

Let's go, Lou. Now!

That's a meth.

Come on Lou.

Nice work.

Sorry, really ain't good in fighting.

- Place of work!

- Let's go.

It's got a bomb.

It's got a bomb.

Tina, two dead robbers.

I mean, what happened?

- It wasn't me.

- Well, where is Lou?

- No idea.

- Well goddamn it,

he's suppose to be on duty.

- Maybe it was a vigilante.

- Well, did you at least get a description.

Ah ha ha. I did.

Tell him what you told me.

It was a big f***ing wolf cop.

Tina here.

There's a fire. Route 13 just off

junction 8. Fire trucks are on the way.

You got to be f***ing kidding me.

You know, I think we need to lay low.

There's a guy running around with no face.

Like you clearly ripped

his whole face right off.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Oohhh.

I'm ready to give my statement now.

- Yeah, I don't think this is a good idea.

- Say bye bye, Willie.

- He is much stronger than you.

- He'll be in good hands.

For your safety you should keep him

away from booze and doughnuts.

I'm just...

Hey, you call me if you need any...

I'll just go f*** myself.

Look here.

What big teeth you have.

Whoo, that's not all.

Hey, Jim he...

I don't want you to

take this the wrong way.

I'm glad I waited this sleep with

this improved version of you.

Everything alright, lover?

I'm sorry, Lou.

But there is a lot about me

you just don't know.

To be truth, but that's I thought

we were getting along so well.

Now dear, good doggie, lie down.

Such a beautiful creature.

Boss, we thought you were dead.

Gather the men. Meet me at

Enders Road in two hours.

Okay.

Okay.

Now that you successfully bug the

wolf right out of him, that's disgusting.

You're slipping.

You've got one job,

and one job only.

Contain the prey until the eclipse.

- This one's different.

- I don't give a good Goddamn.

He was your responsibility.

I think this one is going to give us

some problem during the hunt, okay.

I've been documenting his whole process

and I'm trying to figure out why

he's stronger than all the others.

Let me tell you something.

He's a lot stronger.

- Why?

- Well, you tell me.

Lou Garou is not my choice.

Well, it doesn't make any sense, okay.

Well, it's just... This guy's a loser.

Unless it has something

to do with the liquor.

You know what would

happen if anybody saw that.

What are you up to?

What the f***?

Hey, what's going on?

You speaking of sunglasses at night,

be sure to wear them today kiddies.

Because, it's one hour

to the solar eclipse.

And if you stare directly at it Dan,

- You will go blind.

- Interesting trivia.

32 years ago, was the last time

the Drink and Shoot was canceled.

Here's summer calling it,

the curse of the eclipse.

So how long is this

solar buzz to last?

The inter-web says

seven and a half minutes.

So if you idiots gonna

put your eyes long enough

you should be okay.

Wow, seven and a half whole minutes.

- I know that will be tough for you.

- That will be tough for me.

Hey, the eclipse thing and weather

coming after this word from our sponsor.

You guessed it.

Liquor and Doughnuts.

- What's the plan, boss?

- What the f*** are you wearing?

Have you seen what we're up against?

Watch the perimeter.

You shoot anything with a heartbeat.

Come on!

You know what they say, Lou.

Keep you friends close,

but your enemies closer.

I'm just f***ing with you, man.

I'm a shape shifter.

Help!

Scream all you want, Lou.

For as it is empty, we

canceled the Drink and Shoot.

How long you shape shifters

been running this town?

Two hundred years, give or take.

It takes a lot of work

and a lot of sacrifice.

Can't believe I slept with

a 200 year old woman.

Who said I'm a woman?

Aye, this isn't our first picnic, man.

Your strength comes from the night.

All this rather shitty little town.

Not the most ambitious bunch, are you?

Oh, you'll be surprised, how far up a

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