Wonderful Nightmare Page #3

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So I'm an orphan again.

Climb in.

I'm fine here, we need to talk.

Oh yeah.

Public project selection gala

is next Thursday.

What is that?

I told you, a gala for

district office people.

You work at district office?

Come on!

Yes, I work there.

What's with these questions?

What did you want to say?

Why did I exceed credit limit?

What do you mean?

You wanted to use cash only,

so you lowered the limit to $500.

I did?

Kids asleep?

Probably?

Wait!

- Stop!

- What?

- Mister.

- What?

Why are you

taking your pants off?

Aren't the kids asleep?

Probably not?

You said so yourself.

Probably not!

Don't scream!

You'll wake them up!

Stop kidding around.

What's with you!

Wait! Wait!

What was that for?!

It's our 'dirty day'!

Dirty' what?

Being all shy

after having 2 kids?

Since you brought it up,

how could you knock up

an innocent 18-year old?!

What?

Protection of Minor Against

Sexual Crimes Act 7,

Statutory Rape of

Underage Minor Act 1,

life imprisonment for those

who threaten for sex,

or minimum of 5 years,

did you not know that?!

You're scaring me.

You're shameless,

you seduced a teen

and impregnated me twice,

was this shabby apartment

part of your grand plan?

I hate irresponsible men

like you the worst!

Also,

did your beautiful face

made you a civil servant?!

I hate men who

look like pimp daddy!

Are you being honest?

You don't even like how I look?

Pimp daddy...

And I came to tell you that

we should sleep separately.

Out of the way.

Give me a pillow.

Pillow!

Wait!

Pimp daddy...

Is she mad at me?

What's with her?

There's a reason for

a woman's mood swing.

Come on!

Saving pennies for a Porsche?

By not buying this,

I can get brand-name crayons.

Give her divorce papers,

you'll get your answers.

Divorce papers?

If she just takes it,

she's got a man.

My ex did that.

Here, take this.

Chief!

Please take a look.

What is it?

I mentioned this earlier.

NOISE BARRIER PLAN

This again?

Subway noise barrier?

The residents are up in arms.

I got no leverage against

big developers.

But there're over

2,000 households.

Yeah, it's only 2,000 households.

So as planned, focus on

side walk renewal project.

But sir...

Instead of wasting budget,

why not a realistic project...

Enough! Do that

when you become the chief.

Until then,

just do what I tell you.

- It's so big!

- Look delicious!

Smells good too!

Try some, it's now or never.

- Go on.

- Try it.

- Thank you!

- So good!

Yeon-woo, did you go to the clinic?

Oh yeah.

Clinic?

You know, your third child.

What are you talking about?!

Your marriage is the talk of town.

Good to do it regularly.

I thought marriage'd be

Fifty Shades of Grey

but it's more like Twilight.

- I'm a nun.

- We're siblings.

- Loyalty is all we got.

- The best kind.

- Oh yeah, petitions.

- Right.

- Apartments 2 and 5.

- Got it.

Here, 6.

You didn't sign this, here.

What is it?

Neighbor zone is

up for redevelopment.

We're in the same district,

so we gotta submit these.

Petitioning against

pushing up redev start date?

We're breaking ground in 5 years,

I'd like to push that up.

My passcode wasn't changed.

This is my home,

but why am I so nervous?

Paperwork...

Okay.

This is Haneul's mom?

So plain.

Oh yeah!

Game over.

How'd you like to pay?

Single payment.

The total comes to $3,100.

Not a lot of new products.

Ma'am, your signature please?

LEE YEON-WOO

If you eat it with bread,

it's so good.

Sorry.

You're KIM Haneul, right?

Yes.

We should be friends.

Of course.

Okay, have a good one.

Who is it?

I saw her the other day,

she was cute.

It's okay, moms are like that.

Really?

Your mom too?

My mom had it,

but she's all better now.

Take your mom to the hospital.

What is she sick of?

It's called menopause,

all moms get it.

Menopause?

Hey kiddo.

Here alone?

Can I get menopause pills?

What?

My mom has it,

I need some pills.

Wait here.

Here you go.

Keep this a secret.

Just say 'have vitamins, ' okay?

Okay.

Eating like this

is bare minimum.

Holy cow!

What?

Have vitamins.

It's for me?

I don't like sour stuff.

Hurry.

- Now?

- Yeah.

So sour!

I dislike the boy the least.

We need to talk.

Now!

Go on then.

I got dinner to prepare.

Please sit.

I prefer to stand.

I've been thinking

about our talk all day.

- But honey...

- Wait!

Could you call me

by my name please?

- Your name?

- Yes.

I got a fine name,

I never liked pet names.

Okay, hone...

LEE Yeon-woo.

I admit that it wasn't easy

marrying me as a teenager.

But you're...

the one who hitted on me!

You chased after me

like a horndog!

You were all over me

because I looked like that model!

Molesting a minor?

Wait, give me a minute.

And we started dating

after your graduation!

So why the naivete?

Is that all?

And I'm not

an irresponsible man.

I'm trying so hard to

keep my family happy.

Okay, fine!

If you really hate

living like this,

I won't hold you back!

Here, here!

Dammit...

DECLARATION OF DIVORCE

You'll be a widower soon.

So I hitted on him, it was me.

Not cool.

So hungry, give me food.

Don't you even greet an adult?

Don't nag me, are you PMSing?

What?!

Honey!

What is this?

- What's all this?

- You bought clothes?

Look at the price tag!

$2,150 for a coat?!

And this suit is over $900,

explain yourself!

Are you nuts?!

I bought it with my money.

It's not like

you helped pay for it!

Did you just say "my money"?

One must lead a sensible life.

We can't live this way.

Sensible?

Let's talk later.

Who is it?

Is Mrs. LEE Yeon-woo here?

Yes, she's my wife.

May I help you?

Listen, my friend lend it to me!

Ms. KANG is in a coma

after an accident.

Just fess up.

Where did you steal it?

Dammit!

What do you mean steal?!

An old crusty woman like her,

can't be mistaken for the most

respected lawyer in town.

An old...

crusty woman?

This is character defamation!

Honey, get up.

- Let's go home.

- What?

You're going nowhere!

Sit back down.

Listen.

We're here to help the case,

not to be accused.

'Officer Code of Duty

Act 3, clause 2,

'when a questioning becomes

part of an investigation,

'the defendant must voluntarily

cooperate for it to be objective.'

We voluntarily accompanied

you to the station,

and due to your shortcoming,

the questioning is over,

so we will voluntarily head home.

Do you object?

- No, sir.

- Right?

And I...

went to school with...

- Ms. KANG.

- What?

I'm Seoul U, Law School

class of '99.

PROOF OF EDUCATION

He dropped out...

after 2 years.

We had dinner because

we're very close,

and she must've

slipped her the card

after hearing about

our troubles.

Go on, tell them.

He's right.

Now,

your apologies please.

What? Apology?

For calling my wife

an old crusty woman.

You did her wrong,

so it's only fair.

Own up to it.

I'm sorry, madame.

We were mistaken.

Okay, be careful from now on.

You may leave.

Didn't know he was my junior...

Why did give up law school

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