Wreck-It Ralph Page #18

RALPH:

What?

VANELLOPE:

Look, the code may say I’m a

princess, but I know who I really

am, Ralph, I’m a racer with the

greatest superpower ever. I was

here. I was there. I was glitching

through the walls. I’m not giving

that up.

WYNNCHEL:

Pardon me for asking, but without a

princess, who’s gonna lead us?

DUNCAN:

Yeah, who?

VANELLOPE:

Uhhhhh ME. I’m thinking more along

the lines of a constitutional

democracy. President Vanellope Von

Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it,

don’cha think?

CALHOUN:

Fix-it, Wreck-it, the arcade’s

about to open. Let’s move ‘em out!

Felix joins Calhoun in the shuttle parked by the finish line.

Ralph turns to Vanellope. She runs into his arms.

VANELLOPE:

You know, you could just stay here

and live in the castle. You’d have

your own wing where no one would

ever complain about your stench, or

treat you bad ever again. You could

be happy.

RALPH:

I’m already happy. I’ve got the

coolest friend in the world....

(off her smile)

And besides, I’ve got a job to do,

too. It may not be as fancy as

being president, but it’s my duty.

And it’s a big duty.

WRECK-IT RALPH

VANELLOPE:

Ha.

FELIX:

Ralph? Are you coming, brother?

Ralph sets Vanellope down. They fist bump.

RALPH:

See ya later, President

Fartfeathers.

VANELLOPE:

Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

RALPH:

And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

VANELLOPE:

Goodbye, Major Body Odor!

RALPH:

Hasta la vista...

FELIX:

Ralph!

RALPH:

Alright, to be continued.

VANELLOPE:

Yeah!

Ralph jumps in the shuttle and watches her until the door

closes.

CUT TO:

INT. BADANON

Ralph sits amongst the usual BadAnon folk.

RALPH:

So yeah, I’m taking life one game

at a time, and I gotta tell ya, I

feel like a new Ralph.

The bad guys all clap.

WRECK-IT RALPH

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INT. LITWAK’S ARCADE

Litwak grabs the out-of-order sign, just as Ralph rushes into

the game.

RALPH (IN GAME)

I’m gonna wreck it!

LITWAK:

Hey, look at that! The gang’s all

here. False alarm.

Litwak crumples up the sign. The Moppet Girl starts to play

the game.

EXT. NICELANDER APARTMENTS — GAME PLAY: The same building.

Same game. Ralph falls in the mud. SPLAT.

RALPH (V.O.)

Course, the job hasn’t changed. But

the Nicelanders are actually being

nice to me.

The Nicelanders bring him a Penthouse cake. His ugly figurine

is on the roof of it with everyone else this time.

RALPH (V.O.)

And that got me thinking about

those guys left without a game.

EXT. NICELAND APARTMENTS: The homeless characters hang out

the windows and scream along with the Nicelanders as Ralph

and Coily wreck the building.

RALPH (V.O.)

So we asked some of our friends to

help us out on the bonus levels.

And I swear our game hasn’t been

this popular in years. The gamers,

they say we’re retro, which I think

means old but cool.

INT. LITWAK’S ARCADE: Kids line their quarters up on the Fix-

it Felix console while the moppet happily plays.

RALPH (IN GAME)

We’re gonna wreck it!

FELIX (IN GAME)

We can fix it!

EXT. NICELAND DUMP — AFTER HOURS: The dump has a new sign. It

reads “WELCOME TO EAST NICELAND.”

WRECK-IT RALPH

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RALPH (V.O.)

Oh, and I decided that living in a

dump wasn’t making me feel very

good about myself.

Dig Dug helps dig as Ralph builds a rudimentary home. Nearby,

Felix completes a row of professional-looking homes. The

homeless characters cheer.

RALPH (V.O.)

So I cleaned it up. Built houses

for our new co-workers, too-- well,

with a little help from Felix.

INT. CHURCH DAY:
Felix and Calhoun are getting married. Ralph

stands beside Felix as his best man.

RALPH (V.O.)

And guess who was the best man at

his and Calhoun’s wedding? Old ham-

hands himself.

All the soldiers are on Calhoun’s side of the aisle. All the

Nicelanders and random game characters on are Felix’s side.

RALPH (V.O.)

Very elegant affair-- lotta

grandeur. Not one bug.... And I’d

be a liar if I said no tears were

shed.

Felix goes in for the kiss. Calhoun first glances up to the

window, expecting a bug attack. The entire congregation c*cks

their weapons. No bugs. Calhoun kisses Felix.

EXT. NICELAND APARTMENTS, ROOFTOP: Felix wins another medal,

which lowers from the sky, as the Nicelanders take Ralph onto

their shoulders.

Ralph is on the roof. He watches Felix get his medal. It

doesn’t phase him. He smiles and looks pretty darned content.

RALPH (V.O.)

But by far the best part of my day

is when I get thrown off the roof.

Because when the Nicelanders lift

me up... I get a perfect view of

Sugar Rush.

As they carry him to the edge of the roof, he looks out-

RALPH’S POV:
Through the arcade, a kid is playing as

Vanellope as she speeds through the Sugar Rush racetrack.

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH (V.O.)

Vanellope is a natural. And the

players, they all love her. Just

like I knew they would.

She tries to get around two racers, and with a glitch and a

flip, she takes the lead as the race ends. She wins!

She holds out a fist to the gamer. Words on the screen say,

“TOP SHELF.” The player fist-bumps the screen.

Vanellope then looks over at Ralph and gives a little wave.

EXT. NICELAND APARTMENTS ROOFTOP: Ralph beams with pride. He

waves back.

RALPH (V.O.)

Turns out, I don’t need a medal to

tell me I’m a good guy. ‘Cause if

that little kid likes me, how bad

can I be?

FINAL FADE OUT.

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