Wrong Side Of Town

Please please.

What's this all about?

Oh, I think you know

what this is about, Nick.

Nicky man.

What up?

What up? What up?

Surely you knew this was

gonna happen, right?

- Seth--

- Shut up.

What, did you think

you could rat out

a guy like me to the cops

and get away with it?

Is that what you thought?

Seth, it's not

like that, man.

- Shut up, rat.

- I'm telling you--

- Shut up.

- I wouldn't--

F***.

I busted my ass to get to the top

of the food chain for what?

To let a little prick

like you tear it down?

Seth, I would never

rat you out, man.

It's gotta be some kind

of a mistake.

- A mistake?

- A mistake.

A mistake?

Yeah, Nick, it was a mistake.

Tell me, was this

also a mistake?

Hey, Briggs,

it's me, Nicky Wilcox.

Listen, I just heard

Seth Bordas took delivery

of 200 lbs of China white.

He had it stashed

in his club.

That's worth something,

right?

No no no no, Seth.

Seth, it's not

like that, man.

It's that f***ing Briggs.

He's a snake, man.

He's trying to set you up.

I was trying to help you.

Of course you were, Nick.

Of course you were.

Of course you were,

you stupid prick f***!

I trusted you!

I got your sorry ass

a job,

and this is how you

repay me?

Nicky, Nicky,

Nicky.

Briggs, you motherf***er!

Hey, nothing personal,

Nicky.

Just business.

Gentlemen.

Don't get up.

Seth, please, man.

Seth, listen.

I look up to you, man.

I look up to you.

Look, I'll leave town.

I got a wife. I got two kids.

I want to see them grow up.

I want to see my babies grow up.

- Just please--

- Shh shh.

Shh.

- Seth.

- Shh.

Nick, I read

in a newspaper--

bull sharks,

big bull sharks.

They swim up the Mississippi

from the Gulf

searching for food.

It's absolutely amazing

what an animal will do

to survive.

Please, Seth, one more chance.

Just please.

Cement blocks--

old school.

I love it.

Nicky,

you should have taken

the hard time.

Seth, you got it

all wrong. Seth.

Please, Seth.

It was a mistake.

Seth, no!

No, Seth!

Sh*t.

Yah!

Bobby, Bobby,

it's Brianna!

Oh my God.

Oh my God, breathe.

Gotcha.

Not cool,

young lady.

I was just practicing

for my drama class.

I guess I did

pretty good, huh?

You scared the crap

out of your mother and me.

You should have seen

your faces.

That little stunt just got you one month

grounded, young lady.

A month?

That's so unreasonable.

A month is

a little long, honey.

- Fine, two weeks.

- Deal.

- Daddy.

- Honey, quit while you're ahead.

Oh my God.

- It's your daughter.

- That's your daughter.

Hey.

Daddy, there's some guy

at the front door.

Hi there. I'm your new neighbor

Clay Freeman.

I just moved in

next door.

Hi, it's nice

to meet you.

I'm Dawn Kalinowski.

This is my husband Bobby.

Nice to meet you.

And our drama queen

daughter Brianna.

- Hi, neighbor.

- Hello.

Hey, Bri,

put some clothes on.

Hey, welcome to the neighborhood.

Clay, right?

Yes, thanks.

Hey, could I possibly

trouble you for your hammer?

I can't find mine.

My wife insists

that I hang the wedding photos

before I do anything else.

Yeah, I can help you

with that,

providing you've got a driver's license

and a major credit card.

I don't understand.

No, he's kidding. Bobby.

Oh.

This work for you?

Oh, yeah.

Glad I could help.

Cool.

I got this great spot that

I do business with downtown--

the best Szechwan

in the city.

Me and the wife are

heading there tonight.

You guys want

to come with?

I'm really not much

for going out, Clay,

especially to the city.

Oh, come on.

It'll be fun.

What do you say?

Let me run it by the boss.

I'll get back to you.

We'd love to.

Remember that one night?

Shh.

So you guys ever been

to the Mayan?

The ruins?

No, silly, the club.

Haven't been there.

The owner's one of Clay's

biggest clients.

Mm-hmm,

and I kid you not,

the Mayan is

so happening.

And we're going to be there,

so we're happening.

Oh, awesome.

Honey, I'm driving.

Sorry.

Hey, guys, I'd be happy

to take the wheel

if you want

the back seat.

Yeah.

You're so bad.

Look at you.

Cool, huh?

Way cool.

There you go.

No, don't do it like that.

I'm tired of you

telling me.

No, I'm not--

I know how to do it,

okay, honey?

Let me show you.

You put it in between--

I know that. You told me

a million times.

But you look like

a tourist.

You're nitpicking

all the time.

Forget it.

I'm out of here.

No no, wait.

Look, just sit down.

Hey, do you think

we should say something?

Like what--

"Unhand that woman"?

Go on if you want to, Clay,

but not me.

So is there

a problem here?

Seth, hey,

how are you doing?

Clay, good to see you.

Seth is the guy

I was telling you about.

He owns the club.

Well, me and the banks.

- Hello, Elise.

- Hi, Seth.

- A pleasure to see you.

- You too.

Seth, these are my new

neighbors-- Kalinowskis.

This is Bobby.

This is Dawn.

Kalinowski-- that's

a fine Polish name.

Thanks.

I got that from my dad.

Well, listen, I would love

to stay and chat.

Please forgive me,

but my empire calls.

Waiter, this table's all

on the arm, a full comp.

Thanks, Seth.

My pleasure.

Enjoy yourselves.

I'll call you on Monday

with the wine order, okay?

Sure thing.

Isn't that great?

Totally on the arm, totally free.

From my experience, Clay,

there is no totally free.

You end up paying

one way or another.

Ethan, good.

I gotta go do something.

I need you to watch

the joint while I'm gone.

You think you can

handle that?

Yeah, man, you know you can

count on your little bro.

Go handle your sh*t.

And no screwing around,

you hear me?

This is a business.

It is not your own

personal dating service.

Keep your hands

off the customers.

I got you.

Hands off the customers.

I got you.

I can't help it

if I'm a young man

with a lot of testosterone.

Have a little faith, okay?

I got this.

Whatever.

I love you, you idiot.

I love you.

I know.

I just need to know

I can count on you.

You can.

Good.

I'll see you in an hour.

See you in an hour.

Yeah.

What do you think, huh?

This place is not too shabby.

It has everything.

Oh, yeah, drunks,

loudmouths and a**holes.

What more could

you ask for?

Come on, you're like

an old fart.

You're still young.

Have some fun.

Believe me,

once we had our daughter,

a night without being

puked on

or changing diapers

is a good night.

Babies puke on you?

Oh, yeah.

You're gonna love

changing diapers.

I didn't think

about that.

Are you okay?

Oh, God.

I'm fine.

That sushi did a number

on my stomach.

Oh, well,

I'll see you

back at the table.

Okay.

- Oh, sorry.

- Oh, my bad.

Damn, girl, you are

the most beautiful woman

I have ever seen,

and I've seen some honeys

up in here, let me tell you.

Oh, thank you.

I'm Ethan.

I own this club.

It's nice to meet you,

Ethan.

I just met someone upstairs

named Seth.

He says that he owns

the Mayan.

Yeah, well,

that's my brother.

We own it together.

I let him

handle the food

and I take care of

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