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as opposed to

a James Brown-type lead singer...

because, you know, really, let's be

honest, there's only one James Brown...

and, you know, a faux James Brown

is really quite intolerable.

Evan? Where are you?

You pissing or something?

Evan?

You know, plus he'd be grinding his hips,

and my grandmother would be...

yes, revolted but also strangely fascinated

in a completely disturbing way...

and, um...

Baby?

Carly, I wa...

I was kidding.

Carly?

Evan?

Sweetheart?

Hey, guys, hold up!

Guys, hold up

for a second, all right?

Baby, seriously,

this isn't funny.

Jesus God!

Baby!

- I...

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

I could've killed you, woman.

I'm-I'm extremely dangerous.

You wanna know

why I love you so much?

Because you're so fun

to play with.

Is that why you love me?

- That really scared me, baby.

- I'm sorry.

That really scared me.

Would you not do that?

Hello!

Hello!

There's, uh, nothing

like stating the obvious, huh?

Hey, baby, look at this.

Hey, Carly, I think this would be good time

for you to confront your fear of...

Don't!

Okay, that is not funny.

Look who's scared now.

- Sorry.

- Whatever.

Just get me to a motel room...

run me a very hot bath...

and be prepared to provide me

with a lot of orgasms.

I think they need to be alone.

What do you expect?

They just got engaged.

They're happy.

It's a hard thing to find.

Yeah.

- Got it?

- Limber tongue. Got it.

You're stupid.

Maybe we shouldn't

have left Francine and Evan.

Don't worry. They're fine.

- You guys okay?

- Super.

Well, wait, guys.

This road isn't on here.

That's because you don't have

the Redneck World Atlas.

I think we've just been saved, kids.

Can I get a...

Make this quick.

Actually, maybe we

should keep walking.

What? The next house is gonna have

a white picket fence?

Yeah, if there is

a next house.

- Hey.

- What?

Hello?

All right, this isn't right.

Hello?

Hello? Anybody home?

- Whoa, baby! Could you... Shh!

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

I was gonna see if they had a phone.

You guys can wait out here if you want.

You can't just go barging

into someone's house like that.

Yeah, 'cause, you know,

I'm just thinkin'...

West Virginia, trespassing...

not a great combination.

Look, I need to pee.

Well, I need to remind you

of a little movie called Deliverance.

Guys, we got two wrecked cars.

I mean, we really need a phone.

Hello?

Hello?

Carly.

Hello?

What the f***?

Let's just do what we gotta do

and get out of here.

Hey, I am not sensing a phone here.

Hello!

Okay, who lives here?

I don't know, but can you

help me find a bathroom?

Baby, I think

this is the bathroom.

F***.

Oh, my God.

Look at this place.

Seriously, guys,

I think we should go.

Help me find the bathroom.

Then we'll go.

Baby, what if this place

belongs to some kind of cult?

I read in Newsweek how

economically depressed places...

are like breeding grounds for

all kinds of apocalyptic visionaries.

Order of the Solar Temple, Church of

the Lamb of God, the Chijon family.

- Remember them?

- Hey, brainiac!

All right.

Maybe that door.

Christ!

- You okay?

- It's just a paddle. It's all right.

God, look at this place.

Yeah. It's like

the garage sale from hell.

Jesus.

Can you believe this?

Jesus, these guys

are ripping people off.

I mean, this is like

$30,000 worth of stuff.

Chris.

We should leave.

This is kind of creepy.

- Yeah, this is it.

- Okay. Be quick.

- Okay!

- All right? Two minutes.

All right?

I'll be here.

Guys, guys, check this out.

Oh, no.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Scott. Scott!

Scott, we have to go now!

- Jess! Jessie!

- Jess!

- Hey! Guys, what is it?

- We need to get back to your friends.

- What about a phone?

- There is no phone. Sh*t!

There's a back door.

I saw a back door. Come on.

Go, go!

- Okay, hurry. Sh*t! No!

- Sh*t!

Scott! Scott!

It's not gonna budge! Come on!

Go.

Go.

Go! Go!

- Go! Go!

- Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Go, you guys! Run!

- Go quickly.

- Come on.

- Where are they going?

- I don't know.

Jesus, did that

really just happen?

Do you think Evan's okay?

- Please.

- I can't. I can't.

Carly, come on!

Get up!

You didn't see what

they did to Francine!

- You didn't see what we saw!

- Carly! Carly! Sweet pea!

Look at me. We are gonna

get out of this, I swear to you.

We are. Okay? We're gonna find a road.

We're gonna get to a town.

And we're going home.

We're gonna get married. All right?

And we are never

going into the woods again.

- All right?

- We gotta go.

- Come on. This way!

- Let's go! Come on!

What is this?

Jesus.

All these people.

Baby. F***.

How can they do this?

I don't understand.

- How'd they get away with this?

- Oh, my God. All these people.

Maybe one of them still runs.

Look for keys.

None of these cars

are gonna run.

Come on. Look at them.

Oh, f***.

Get down! Get down!

- Come on!

- Okay.

What do we do?

- They left their truck running.

- So?

- We gotta take it.

- How are we supposed to do that?

One of us leads them

in the wrong direction...

and the rest commandeer the truck

so they'll run for the runner.

It's a classic military move.

- Who goes?

- Me.

Over here!

- Oh, sh*t. Oh, God.

- Go!

Listen. Help him. Get to the truck.

I'll meet you there.

I love you.

F***ers!

A**hole motherfuckers!

A**holes!

He's okay.

Come on.

Here, here. You're okay.

Go ahead. Go, go, go.

Go to the truck.

- Come on. We gotta go.

- I can't! I can't!

- Come on! Come on!

Carly, get in!

We gotta find Scott!

We have to find Scott!

Where is he?

Where is he!

There he is!

There he is! Scott!

Run, Scott!

We're over here! Scott!

- Scott! Come on!

- Scott, let's go!

Come on!

- Come on, Scott! Scott!

- Let's go!

- Scott, come on!

- Come on, Scott!

- Come on, Scott!

- Scott! Scott! What are you doing?

- Scott, what's wrong?

- Scott!

Scott! No!

No!

Let go of me! Let me go!

Scott!

No!

Drive! Drive!

- No!

- Drive!

Oh, God!

What's happening?

Oh, God, what's happening?

Jess, please,

can we go back? Please!

Carly, we have to

keep going. Okay?

Scott.

Are you sure this is

the road from that map?

It's gotta go somewhere.

This better get us out of here.

Sh*t.

- Sh*t!

- Come on!

Back it up.

Come on!

It's not gonna go any farther.

Come on. We have to get out.

We gotta find out

where we are.

The highest ridge is up there.

Come on.

What's the point?

They're gonna find us anyway.

Come on. Let's go, Carly.

No. If he's going, I'm not.

He got us into this.

Carly, look at me, okay?

Scott died protecting us.

We need to keep ourselves alive,

or it was for nothing. Okay?

We're all in this together, Carl.

Come on.

I want him back.

I know, I know.

Carl, look at me. Okay? Look.

We're gonna stay alive.

We're gonna get out of this.

We're gonna get out of this woods,

We're gonna find the police and...

make sure those motherfuckers

are punished for this. Okay?

Carly.

Come on, Carly.

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