Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

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Ready?

Let's do this!

Come on, you f***in' zombies!

Yep!

I'm out!

Same!

Come on!

Come on!

I've got a story to tell.

Yesterday I went pig huntin'

with my brothers

Mulla and Tony.

I drove the car.

Tony brought his blues guitar.

Mulla brought

his favorite rifle.

And I brought

my mean little sawed off

pistol grip 12 gauge.

We went bush.

There was a strange feelin'

in the air.

Dead silent.

That night I... I...

we made a fire.

Like I usually do.

We just sat there

barely talkin'.

Then Mulla sees it.

Shooting stars.

Everywhere.

I look up and I see them

lightin' up the sky.

And I'm scared.

I get a feelin'.

I get a feelin' right..

Here.

That night..

It took me ages to go to sleep.

And when I did..

I dreamed bad things.

I woke up in the morning..

Mulla and Tony were gone.

Then, I saw blood trails.

I followed them.

I saw Mulla.

He was dead.

I look out into the bush

and I see Tony.

I called out to him.

Tony!

Then he turns.

That's not me brother.

Then he came at me.

And I just run.

Yellin' at him to stop.

But he just keeps comin'.

After a while I get tired

and I just start walkin'.

I must have went like that

for hours.

Me walkin' and him chasin'.

Then I turn, aim the gun.

I took out his legs.

I blew his kneecap off.

Then he starts crawlin' at me.

I aim for his head.

I couldn't do it.

I should have shot him.

Barry.

You got any stories?

This morning I shot my wife

and child with a nail gun.

I don't know how to make that

into a story.

Uh-uh.

Get rid of it.

Wash your hands.

So I told Kaytlin that kissed Jason

but Jason's not officially

going out with Kaytlin.

Like they're just friends,

but he also told Angie that

they were friends

with benefits type deal.

So I don't know what to believe.

Jason told Max that

they were like going steady.

Come on, Meganne.

Hang up the phone.

One second.

So like Tea's like, "Oh, my God,

everyone thinks I'm a slut."

- Meganne!

- And I was like..

- Oi!

- ...no, they don't.

But they so do.

Watch your language, please.

- Put your phone away.

- I'm talking to Lisa.

I don't care

if you're talking to Jesus.

Off your phone

or you'll lose it.

- Do as you're told.

- I gotta go, Lisa.

Mum's having a hissy fit.

Okay. Laters.

- Oh, Barry.

- You're a full grub, dad.

Can you not be a barbarian

just for 3 minutes?

I'm sorry, babe.

Meganne, come on.

Eat properly.

Night, hon.

Stop it.

You're crazy.

Yes.

Yep. Nice, Charlie.

Yes, nice.

Do that one more time

for me, babe?

- Charlie! Shh!

- Oh, God.

Hon, what's the matter?

What... the f*** is that?

Charlie! Charlie!

F***!

Charlie, don't..

Aah!

Yeah.

Oh, Barry! Thank f***!

F***! Are you okay?

- Is Annie and Meganne safe?

- Brooke?

Listen, I don't know

what the f*** is going on.

Everyone is turning crazy.

Sherri and Charlie just turned.

Their eyes..

Their eyes went f***ing white.

Just slow down.

I had to chop off Sherri's

head with a God damn shovel.

Whoa whoa whoa!

Calm down. Where are you?

I'm in the studio

in Bulla Bulla.

Barry, listen to me, you gotta

get somewhere safe, man.

You gotta get

out of the city... like f***!

F..

Chook?

Daddy.

There's someone in the kitchen.

Barry.

No, just... Barry, just stay

here. Just call the police.

Call the cops.

A little help!

Get this thing off me.

Get the axe!

Get the f***ing axe!

Hurry up.

What are you waiting for?

Meganne! Get back

in the bedroom! Go! Go!

- Straight to the car.

- Uh-huh.

Barry, come on!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Meganne, get in the back, honey.

Keep your seatbelt on.

Come on, Meganne.

Hold on.

Sh*t.

- Daddy!

- Close your eyes, honey.

Clear.

What the f*** are you doing?

Oi! We can ball gag ya

or you can shut up.

Just relax.

This is for your own good.

See this? This is going

to go into your neck.

And if you keep struggling

you're gonna rip up

your own veins.

- Okay?

- Mm-hmm.

Keep still.

Good. Good. Good.

There's a good girl.

Is she good?

She's good.

Let's put her out.

What the f***

did you do that for?

Looks like we're gonna have to put

her out the old fashioned way, sarge.

Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Meganne, put your mask on.

Get her mask on.

Meganne, sweetie,

you have to put your... Meganne!

Barry, stop... Barry stop

the car. Stop the car!

Meganne! She's not breathing!

- Honey?

- Meganne! Meganne!

How could it possi..

Honey?

Barry.

- No, keep that on.

- No.

- Keep it on.

- No!

I can feel it.

No.

No!

Here, quick..

I love you so much.

I love you.

I'm sorry.

Aah!

Stay back!

Stay back!

Stay back!

I'm sorry, baby.

Ooh!

No. No. No!

No.

Hey!

Turn around.

Turn around, prick.

- F*** it!

- Hey, hey, hey don't move.

F***.

You're f***in' normal.

Sh*t! Come on.

Mate, they are coming.

Hey, hey, hey, put it down.

Put the gun down.

Mate, it's just us. Don't..

Mate, just put it...

put it down.

F***!

What are you doing, mate?

Give me the gun.

Mate, I don't wanna hurt ya.

Just give me the gun.

No.

Give me the gun.

Then f***ing shoot me.

You wanna kill yourself?

Alright.

You do it. Hmm?

Ay, ay, ay, put the bat down.

Alright? Put it down.

Look, mate,

it's just... you're not gonna...

Don't hit me with that. Alr...

just, mate, just put it...

Alright, here we are, okay.

See, I've got one.

Mate, I don't

wanna do this. Okay?

Just put it down.

See, look, I'll put mine there.

Look, nothing.

Okay? You don't need it,

it's just us.

Who are you gonna kill? Who?

Out here, eh?

Put it down, mate.

Put it down. Yeah?

I need you to get me

to Bulla Bulla.

Alright. Let's go.

Look at this.

Look, look. Look.

F***ing zombie, eh?

Zombies, you know?

Just f***in'..

Just f***in' can't get used

to it in my head, you know?

F*** it! I'm fighting it!

Oi! Oi!

Where the f*** you're goin'?

Oi! Get back in the car!

Oi! Get back

in the f***ing car!

Oi! Get back! Let's go! Get up.

There's one coming!

Get in.

- Get in the car.

- I swear it..

Get in.

Around 'em or through 'em?

Through 'em.

F***! Alright.

Whoa. Whoa. F***. Whoa.

Try now.

No. Nothing.

Try now.

No.

What is it?

F***!

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Was he not a zombie?

No, he's not a f***ing zombie!

Oh, sh*t! Oh, f*** me!

Is he alright?

Is he okay?

What do you f***ing think?

He's pretty f***ing dead to me!

Oh, his head's f***ed!

Whoa! Hey, try this.

I'm keeping this.

You comin' or what, mate?

Lead the way.

Boo-ya!

Why are you awake?

Ah! They're playing

my song.

Will you excuse me?

Good morning, sir!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

I'm just f***ing with you.

No, you're just due

for another top up.

Now, you are one lucky, lucky,

lucky little girl.

Because you've stayed up

past your bedtime

you get to see

what the adults do after dark.

Now hold still.

Hold still!

If I get this wrong, you could

go into a seizure and die.

Huh?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

That's a good girl.

We only have to do this

five more times.

I want that truck.

Oi! Oi!

Can we come inside?

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