XOXO Page #3

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I know how to spell Shaw.

I'm telling you

that name is not on the list.

Are you sure?

-Okay, can you just give me--

-sir.

One second? Just one second.

-I need to figure this out.

-Sir!

Sorry, the subscriber

you're trying to reach--

sir!

If you'd like to buy a ticket

to get in here, the line is next to you.

That line's gonna take forever.

I don't have that kind of time.

I have to set up. I swear. Can you--

is there any way you could walkie someone?

Isn't that what it's for?

Ethan, take my ticket. I'll get a new one.

- What?

- Okay...

Isn't seeing him play one of the reasons

we came here in the first place?

You need it more than I do.

We can wait in the line.

It's like 20 minutes.

Come on, shannie.

It's the right thing to do.

If you want to go in now, that's fine,

but I'll wait out here.

Fine. Yeah, you should take the ticket.

- Yeah.

- Are you sure?

Yeah, we'll be in right behind you.

Just pay us back with an amazing set.

I... I will. I promise.

- Hey!

- Thank you so much.

-Okay. Go get 'em.

-See you in there!

Thanks.

Rock it out!

Whoo!

-That was nice, right?

-Go get in line.

You know, I, uh, gotta tell you...

I am the person

I believe myself to be.

- All right.

- I am capable, confident and careful.

Of all the clients I've managed,

i gotta tell ya,

Ethan Shaw is by far my favorite.

- Doors open when I walk toward them.

All right. Let's do this.

- Let's go, bro. Come on.

- All right.

I get you guys are strong.

You don't need to stretch my shirt out.

That's not gonna happen.

Atm machine is down here.

Right.

You're upset.

-What? No.

-Shannie...

Listen, I just want to be in there, okay?

I know!

We'll be there in literally seven minutes.

Seven minutes?

Whoo!

I want something more.

More what?

- More...

- Hey, is that for me?

More...

Mmm, swirly.

- I'm sorry, did you say swirly?

- Yeah, swirly.

All right. So wait, you, uh...

You want some ice cream now? Is that it?

-No.

-No?

No. Um, I mean, like...

It's like,

you go through life alone, right?

And all of your experiences,

choices, feelings, everything, it's...

It's all your own.

-Okay, but see, that's... that's freedom.

-But I...

I think when you make

that connection with somebody,

it kind of... gets you outside yourself.

And then you get to share

all of those moments with somebody else.

Like a perfect sunset,

or a festival or a kiss.

That's love.

- That's all I've ever wanted.

- Okay.

So what makes you think this guy Jordan

is the one to swirl with you?

Uh...

You're gonna laugh at me,

so I don't wanna tell you that.

Backstage pass?

Hi, I'm Ethan Shaw.

I'm actually performing.

Backstage pass.

Look, so I am performing.

Uh, I just...

Is there any way that you could get

in contact with someone--

probably not.

I need time to set my stuff up,

so if you could talk to somebody--

no. Not right now.

Why would I be carrying all of this crap

if I wasn't performing?

Just so I could look cool?

Man, I don't question

the sh*t you people do.

One guy out there's got a vacuum cleaner.

I have no idea

what he intends to clean with that thing.

Give me a pass, you go through.

Here, check out Ethan Shaw.

Lolita stage, 7:
00 P.M.

It's gonna be great, all right?

Dude, check out Ethan Shaw at 7:00 P.M.

it's gonna be off the chart.

Hey, check out Ethan--

tariq.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

Oh, god. Okay... oh, f***. Sh*t!

Okay. No, no, no, no, no. No!

Sometimes we receive messages from

the universe that are important, right?

But we have a tendency to read them wrong.

Well, who's to say

what's right or wrong?

I don't know.

I'm just saying, you know,

keep an open mind.

Go ahead.

You gotta go?

I probably should

just go out there, right?

They're never gonna want

to leave backstage.

Yeah.

Hey, you know,

you'll find it, or it'll find you.

Good luck.

- Krystal!

- Whoa, wait. Stay here.

Stay here. I'll grab her.

Okay.

There's a $200 limit.

I can't get the money out.

What's your plan?

How're you gonna make this right?

I don't know, but there's a limit,

so I can't get it out.

Yeah, you said full f***ing refund.

I understand.

What do you want me to f***ing do?

All right, bro.

We're gonna wait 55 minutes,

and then you're gonna withdraw again--

that's an arbitrary amount of time.

It's not gonna--

-that's genius.

-Boys, that'll work.

-It's not gonna f***in' work.

-Do it again!

Wait... excuse me... Ethan Shaw.

Everyone! Xoxo has reached capacity.

-All entrances are now closed.

-What? Bro, what the f***?

Like I said,

the event is now at capacity.

There are no more tickets!

- Hey, come on, dude!

- What the hell?

Sorry, there are no more tickets.

Hey, f*** you!

I am dispensing

crucial information right now.

What I'm saying could save your life.

-Hello?

-Tariq. Jesus, where are you?

It is very important

that you pay attention.

Ethan... it's all changed, man.

Everything has changed.

There was a... there was a girl.

A bad girl.

-What?

-I'm so sorry, Ethan.

Are you listening to me, tariq?

I'm so sorry.

Tariq, I don't understand.

What's going on? I can't hear--

oh. Oh!

- I am so sorry.

- Oh!

I'm just such an idiot.

I wasn't paying attention.

No, it's okay. I...

I...

Uh...

I don't know, I was on my phone and--

I was on my phone, too.

Yeah, people are really

into their phones these days.

- Sh*t!

- What?

-She just grabbed my ticket!

-Your ticket?

-My ticket!

-Shannie!

Sh*t!

-Thank you.

-Yeah.

-Well, it looks like that's everything.

-Yeah.

-I'm Ethan--

-nice to meet you. Um...

I... sorry, I... I have to go.

Look. Stop, stop, stop. Let's just go.

Turn around. No, I know.

Look, you don't have to let me in.

Can you get in contact

with someone who knows--

you see a girl come through here?

Pretty, real young looking.

-Yeah. That way.

-Sh*t.

My name is Ethan Shaw, okay?

Ethan Shaw? Like, the YouTube kid?

Yeah.

I'm chopper. I'm avilo's manager.

-Coming in?

-Uh...

No, he ain't got a backstage pass, boss.

Oh, no, he's good. He's with me. Come on.

I'm so, so sorry.

Should we get back on the bus?

Or maybe we can hitch a ride again?

There's gotta be a bunch of people

that drove here that aren't getting in.

Babe, talk to me.

I'm trying to come up with solutions.

Will you please say something,

and not make me feel so guilty?

I've got an idea.

What?

No.

No. No. No, no, no.

You don't even know where that goes.

Well, we're not gonna give up already.

I'm moving tomorrow, ray.

I'm moving far away.

Don't you think you owe me

since you gave your ticket away?

Adventure time.

Shannie and ray.

Will you look out for cops, please?

It's a total emergency.

They dropped aoki's cake.

I need a new one, stat.

Where is the nearest costco?

Holy sh*t, that's Walter robot.

Uh-huh.

Motherf***er owes me ten grand.

You already know that area.

Over here, that's the candy store.

Open bar. All you can drink.

All you can eat.

My man's with me. Come on.

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