Yamla Pagla Deewana 2
Nutty!
Looney!
Crazy!
Jat!
Nutty!
Looney!
Crazy!
Jat!
Nutty! Looney! Crazy!
Nutty! Looney! Crazy!
Nutty! Looney! Crazy!
Jat!
They cheat...
They bluff...
They cheat...
They bluff...
They cheat...
They bluff...
Nutty!
Looney!
Crazy!
Jat!
Nutty!
Looney!
Crazy!
Jat!
They cheat...
They bluff...
They cheat...
They bluff...
Jat!
What God!
You know that I'm getting
late for Harry Johal's meeting.
You too?!
What God!
I do everything for you.
You take the credit as well.
Then you do this to me, huh!
Not fair! Not fair!
Hey, do you want a lift?
Yeah, but I want to go that way.
Yeah. Hop in.
Jump in.
Oh, my God!
- How did that happen!
How did that car start?!
Only God knows!
Anyway, thanks.
- It's alright. Bye.
Jealous, huh?
Mr. Johal! Thank God I'm on time!
Why did you jump?
Why did you save me?
My wife ran away with my best friend.
My best friend was my ad
agency's creative director.
He took my wife as
well as my business!
I'm fcc d!
Oh God!
Mr. Johal.
Death isn't the solution.
Staying alive won't help either.
Tomorrow I've to pitch an ad
campaign to a renowned company.
It was my last chance. I'm finished.
And on top of that you are
here for the loan's recovery.
I don't want to be alive. I want to...
What's the product?
Are you ready, Paramveer?
- Yes. Yes.
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Roll camera.
Action.
D'ole energy drink.
Lift 2.5 tons with ease.
My dear devotees...
Nutty, Looney, Crazy...
This mantra was generated by my soul.
Nutty, who has
surrendered himself to the Lord.
Looney, a wanderer, distanced
from the attractions of this world...
...immersed in the Lord's devotion.
Crazy, someone who
loves the Lord so much...
...that even the Lord
becomes his disciple.
If this great mantra
has touched your soul...
...then accept this
mantra into your life.
And sing this from your heart...
Nutty, Looney, Crazy...
Nutty, Looney, Crazy...
- Nutty, Looney, Crazy...
Come to me.
Come to me.
- Oh, noble sage...
Please save me.
Please save me.
I can feel your pain, my son.
Get rid of the burden you
have on your body and soul.
Give it up.
Let go of it.
Let go.
Why are you staring at me?
Throw your chain,
watch and otherjewelry.
Yes.
Nutty!
Looney!
Oh, my God! What is he doing?
Crazy!
Nutty, Looney, Crazy!
I feel light, sage. I feel light.
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live.
- Long live, Sage Nutty!
Ready? We are going to get
lots of things today. - Yes.
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.
Long live, Sage Nutty!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, noble sage!
Get up.
Get up, my devotee.
Who are you, my child?
I'm Sir Yograj Khanna.
I've come from England.
Show me your right hand.
Now show me your left hand.
What's the time?
I can see it.
I can see it.
I saw it.
Wealth, the one who has it is sad.
And the one who
doesn't have it is also sad.
Right. Absolutely right.
You know it all.
Don't worry.
Soon, a noble soul
will enter your life.
He'll rid you off all your worries.
Oh, noble sage!
Brother Gajodhar...
I've already sold this one.
put in you will confuse you...
...as from where to
breathe and from where to...
Got it?
Hey, you 'Dabang' thief!
Give my Salman back to me!
It was yours.
But now it's mine.
Stop.
I've watched 'Dabang' 70 times.
And I've watched it 170 times.
I've watched 'Hum Apke
Hain Kaun' 200 times.
And I've watched it 250 times.
Stop!
I've watched 'Maine
Pyar Kiya' 300 times.
There's a reason why my name is Suman.
And I've watched it a 1000 times.
That's why everyone
affectionately calls me Prem.
I can give up my life but not Salman.
Hey...
I'll kill you!
Hey!
Stop!
Stop!
I won't spare you!
My trident!
Ma'am, you shouldn't be so
angry with your husband.
He isn't my husband.
Here, only wives make their
husband run on the streets.
Stay happily married.
Hello, Mr. Jindal.
Hi, Paramveer. How are you doing?
- Great.
Please.
Harry Johal has started
paying the installments.
Your energy drink is causing wonders.
Thank you, sir.
God knows how you do it.
He knows.
Now, I've another assignment for you.
Tell me, what do I have to lift now?
One of our bank's oldest clients.
A few years ago I sanctioned a
loan of 10 million pounds to him.
But all of a sudden he has
stopped paying the installments.
Which is very unlike him.
And it has the bank worried.
You go and find out in your own
style as to what his problem is.
And see if you can
help recover the loan.
Sir, Mr. Dharam Oberoi...
...is the owner of Oberoi, Oberoi
and Oberoi group of industries.
He's one of the top
shots of this country.
Wow.
All his royal guests come in this car.
he gifts him a palace.
Mr. Oberoi, how did
you and your mistress...
...manage to do all this
without breaking any bones?
Very funny.
But if this is uploaded on YouTube...
And if your wife sees it,
then it's not funny.
No! Don't do that.
My wife will disown me if
I'm ready to do anything.
- Anything, huh?
Look at this place.
This palace can belong to you.
Oberoi greetings.
Oh my God.
Oberoi greetings.
Oberoi greetings.
Greetings.
Delighted to meet you, Mr. Oberoi.
Sir Yograj Khanna.
We have met thanks to
the great Sage Nutty.
The one who gets his blessings...
...ls blessed for life.
Open your eyes and come inside.
Oh, I am.
Oh, thank you very much.
Alright, Mr. Oberoi,
I would like to know...
...what has been your
financial strategy...
...during the worldwide recession.
Strategy?
Such an easy question! Even
Pappu...
Mr. Oberoi has invested
in inexpensive stocks...
...keeping in mind the capital
market equation of this country.
He looks at the internal rate of
return, sensitivity, volatility...
...because he formally believes
Warren-Buffett school of management.
Pappu cleared the test?
Yes. From where?
London school of economics.
Wow.
And Suzanne, hear from
where she graduated as well.
Paris school of fashion.
Paris! Oui, madame.
Suzy, iron my suit.
- Yes, sir.
Pappu charge my computer.
Prem.
- Dad...
Yograj Khanna, my son Prem.
The heir of my empire.
Hello.
- Oberoi greetings.
Oberoi greetings.
Dad, Malu Group's guys are waiting
for you for the video conference.
The one who wants to
do the 5 billion deal.
Mr. Rajendra Malu?
Request them to do it tomorrow.
I've a guest today.
Mr. Oberoi, it's alright.
However, I would like
to take your leave now.
My daughter is waiting for me.
Oh. As you please.
Thank you so much.
If both of you could make it to
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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