Yankee Zulu Page #2

Turn around, go back around.

I got him.

Quiet ...

Damned bastard! I'll kill you!

Goal!

O. .. my god!

Zulu?

Rhino?

Only one man in the world can burn a sling like this one.

Yes, I am. I am world champion, you remember it?

- I thought you live in America.

- Yes, yes. I came back.

- And what about you? That's your helicopter?

- If my helicopter ...

This is all you can afford at the moment.

And what's with that car?

So I needed something quick. I get to Sun City and up to 16 hours.

I got the lottery. Do you see how much I ostrugao?

- His mother, half a million!

- True, half a million.

What are you doing with the police car?

You have tried to stop. Riding without a belt, without anything!

Coming to the police.

- Same old Rhino.

- Same old Zulu.

Ok, listen. We will conclude an agreement.'ll Include you, as a partner.

Menu 70%, 30% for you. Come on man!

You will walk away with 150 thousand in your pocket!

What is this behavior by a friend after 20 years? Come on, man.

Good. 60-40. What do you think about it?

50-50.

Agreed. You will not regret it.

I regret this.

1976th I was tired of always be the wrong color, if You get me.

So I ran away. I came back once the 1982nd

- Hey, remember the Thanda?

- Yes, I remember Thanda.

Should we get married. But then he got a job in Venda,

I returned to New York, and we just lost contact.

Thanda died.

She came to see my mom. She was very sick.

I took it to the hospital, but it was too late.

- When was it?

- Long ago, before 9-10 years.

Thanda's Dead ... The only person I ever really loved.

- And what's wrong with you, you're married?

- Bio.

- Got kids?

- Only Tienkie.

- You're married black women?

- I married Rowena.

The biggest problem was that she could not bear to have a black child.

Hey man, when we were kids she could not bear to have a black friend.

- Yes, I was pretty stupid ...

- Rowena!

Oh no, we were without gasoline!

Goddamn!

- Hey, what's the problem?

- We were without gasoline.

- Can you help us?

- Yes, no problem.

- Hey, football, which is the result?

- 1-0 to South Africa.

Take my car. These drives my ...

I will listen to this radio.

Come on guys, the press.

It, Let's Gol!

Let's go, let's go guys.

Oooooo, Where's My Car?

- Auto!

- What about him?

- Disappeared!

- What?

I can not understand how this happened. Damn, the rope broke.

If you talk sh*t Zulu, go back to America!

It's not my fault. Never look in the rearview mirror.

It is illegal in New York.

- Lie Rhinie.

- Of course he's lying.

- Pour Pinkie!

- I am not Pinkie, I Tienkie.

Man I'm not stupid. You stole this car,

just like you stole it and the police car.

- I stole the car? No way.

- Never, never, never!

Okay, I'll tell you the truth. I actually work for the CIA.

That's enough, coming to you.

- Well, well Rhino. What about money?

- I want the truth now!

Ok, I stole this car, I stole the car ... thief himself. And it makes you accomplice, right?

Rhino, half a million waiting for us down the road. It is already too late ...

Where have you found a scraper?

I took it on the sidewalk, ok?

Where is the Rhino, which I knew when we were kids?

Where did it disappear? Why are you so stuffy? Half a million dollars!

On the final at Sun City will all be called a loser ...

- Time?

- 15:
30 teddy bear. Please calm down.

I have not smoked for three days,

That damned pig in my car with my gun

and my strugaliciom has the opportunity to win half a million dollars for 30 minutes,

and you want me to be calm!

Give me the new patch! These do not work!

You are all the same. Now imagine if I am a criminal because black.

O Come on, now you are paranoid.

You think?. Just look at the language.

If black is automatically bad.

Black nails, black plague ... anthrax! And what about that?

Got a little tiny SummerNight skin

and immediately called the anthrax!

And you have odvatne white pimples that can explode at any moment like a volcano,

and how we call it?

- White pimple!

- Oh, no. This is the warts.

"Henry, again, I have a wart on the buttocks ..."

If it is white, it is clear.

White Christmas ... White House ...

Had he and Jessie Jackson in it and still be called the White House.

And what about billiards? If you hit the black ball you get 7 points.

Yes, but he hits the black ball? Whites!

You have no idea how to be black! Especially in this country.

Of course you know, my daughter and is black.

Have a shot at some cans on her head lately?

What a sight!

Thousands of people ukupilo here is great excitement

welcome the arrival of the Prince of Wales and Prince William in Sun City

goodwill tour through Africa

where they will be guests of honor tonight at the Miss wilderness.

I do not see any lions.

William? Back here immediately!

- Oh no sir, and the media here.

- No connection Martine.

Leave me alone. I want to explore!

My God! A British think they know what is extravagant.

Let's go to a friend!

Hi, I'm Ashley.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hello, I'm Rhino.

- Dan.

- Hi.

- Hi. Come with me, please.

What you will not appear on the set?

On.

No way man. Begins to shake when I see a camera.

And I will quit if I am the camera sees.

- What is your occupation Rhino?

- I am the owner of the farm.

More.

Rhinie, I would be watching this movie, please?

I think you should go with us.

Oh, no problem. We'll find it here after the shooting.

- Thanks, Rhinie.

- Hold us in this same place, right? Good luck!

- Thanks.

- Take! I still have it.

Thank you very much.

- I Tienkie.

- William.

Nice to meet you.

Again I was away with her nanny.

William!

Where is that boy?

I hope this is Camilla.

All media is much, sir.

- It is better to speak Zulu, sir.

- Thanks.

Hi dear.

God, my dear, guess where I am?

In bed?

Where will you be tomorrow night.

Yes.

O my little ...

I can hardly wait for my cereal.

I also bear mine.

I want to be your pumpkin.

I will eat your pumpkin ....

Absolutely fantastic!

Ladies and gentlemen, zapljeite our finalists.

Thank you.

Far from svjevernog Transvaal.

The owner of the farm under the name Rhino Lab ...

- Rhino Labacockney.

- Schagne.

- Cockney.

- Schagne.

Ok, Rhino, half a million dollars ...

Sorry ...

Search your scraper.

I am looking for a man .. I'm looking for ...

Bear, behold!

Rhino?

Let's go!

For half a million dollars, Rhicano Labercockney.

Wheel rotates, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Will there be 500 000, 50 000? 20 000, 10 000, 15 000?

Softly, softly!

Will there be 30,000, 25,000, 50,000, 40,000, 100,000?

Will there be 250 000, or maybe 200,000?

It seems that I get my money before I expected.

The building escaped prisoner, armed and very dangerous.

One white man was with him.

Pudding faces, stupid head, funny clothes, potato nose ...

Make this place once! Each, but every exit!

Yes, sir.

Medo look!

Big winner is ... Reno ... Rhino Labercockney.

You want your half a million?

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