Yes, Virginia
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Yes Virginia
Almost got it.
Can I see it now?
Please.
Your mom said you could only
come over if you were good.
So be good.
Come on, Virginia. Let me look at it.
Boots.
Santa
What's that thing?
It's his bag of toys.
You know, for kids all over the world.
Hey, Virginia
How can Santa make toys when he's
always standing on the street corner?
What?
He just yells at people and rings his bell.
Ollie, I don't think that's really Santa.
It is. I saw him. I bet he's there
right now. Let's go.
Dear, listen to this.
A train that runs underground
across the whole city.
Sounds a little far-fetched, dear.
According to theNew York Sun
t's a streetcar inside a complex system of tunnels.
Honey, if you see it inThe Sun
I know.
If you see it in The Sun... It's so.
And where are you off to?
We're going to see Santa.
Back by supper.
Put a penny in the bucket.
Penny to help the poor.
Come on. It's Christmas.
Peace on Earth
Goodwill among men.
Jingle all the way.
You, sir. One penny. Just one.
No, thank you. Not today.
Frank?
Francis Church!
Always a pleasure.
How are things at the paper?
Uh, same as when you worked there.
Bad news, worse news, and awful news.
Sir, the way I see it, in times like these
we have two choices:
report bad news or make good news.
And a penny or two would certainly be
good news to somebody out there.
I guarantee you one penny
won't do any good.
Of course it will, Frank.
That's why they call it change.
You always were terrible at headlines.
Put a penny in the bucket!
You've got the pennies. I've got the bucket.
But, Ollie, Santa lives at the North Pole.
I was here with my papa,
and Santa told him to...
Put a penny in the bucket!
I told you. It's him.
Why, uh, um.. Hello, children.
Hope you've been good this year.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Much warmer here than at the
uh, North Pole.
He's not Santa.
You're right. Not Santa.
Not even close.
Then why are you pretending to be him?
Uh, well, I guess you can say I work for him.
You work for Santa?
I'm just doing whatever Santa would
be doing if he were here
which he's not, 'cause he is extremely busy.
Come on, Ollie.
He's just some scraggly guy.
Bye, scraggly Santa.
The real Santa must be, um...
somewhere else.
Don't cheat!
Hey, Virginia Where have you been?
We went to see Santa
but he really wasn't Santa.
He just has a red coat.
Like this.
Ollie, no.
Wow. It's so pretty.
Last year, Santa brought me a train set.
He brought me a dollhouse.
I got a bow and arrow!
Did Santa bring you a baby bottle, too?
Hey, Charlotte.
What do we have here?
How precious.
It looks just like the real Santa.
You all still think Santa's real?
Oh, that's hysterical.
Santa doesn't really exist.
How do you know?
Maybe when you're nine and a half,
you'll understand.
There's no way someone could
circumnavigate the world in one night.
And a person that rotund could
never fit down a chimney
Um, yeah.
That doesn't mean anything.
You can't prove Santa's not real.
You can't prove he is.
Maybe I can.
Grow up, Virginia
You really believe that an old man sneaks
into your house and brings you toys?
It's infantile.
It's baby stuff!
Hey, give it back!
Better behave, or Santa won't
bring you any presents.
Give her the book, Charlotte.
Is the baby going to cry?
Stop it.
Face it, Virginia There is no Santa Claus.
Ah, here we are. Santa Claus.
We've got books from all
over the world here!
Why do we need so many books?
We need to prove that Santa Claus is real.
In England, his name is Father Christmas.
In Holland, he's called Sintirklass.
In Estonia, he's J uluvana!
- Kriss Kringle
- Gwiazdor
- Tomten in Sweden.
- Hotei-osho in Japan!
Ded Moroz in Russia.
- What's a Belsnickel?
- Joulupukki
Agios Nikolaos in Greece.
Agios Baba in Turkey.
Here's a good one: Chimney john.
Now, that's nice and simple.
Look at this. He rides on a donkey.
He has a giant goat.
He lives in Finland.
Greenland.
The North Pole!
It's all interesting
but none of this tells me if Santa is real.
Well, if he isn't, why do children
all over the world think he is?
I wonder if Santa's goat is friends
with his reindeer.
Maybe they take turns pulling the sleigh.
Coming, Papa.
Bye, Virginia. See you tomorrow.
Bye, Ollie.
All right, son, that's enough. Let's go.
You heard him, now. Let's go.
If you are real, give me some proof. Please.
Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!
A joyous Penny in the Bucket Day.
Hi.
Hey, kid.
Still looking for Santa?
I guess.
Where's your coat?
Somebody needed it more than me.
I've been wondering-- what did you mean
when you said you work for Santa?
I just... try to do whatever Santa would.
You know? Make things a little better.
So, Santa's your boss.
Uh... yeah.
Does he pay you?
Do I look like I have a steady income to you?
What is...You got to be...A dinner roll?
Very generous of you, sir.
Listen, kid...
Papa?
Santa, eh?
Well, um, let's examine the facts.
Someone brought you presents last year.
Correct?
Yes
And someone ate the milk and
cookies you left out, right?
Right.
someone who brings presents and likes
cookies came to our house last Christma
And logically, given the night in question,
the present-bringing cookie-eater..
Papa!
That doesn't tell me anything!
Uh, well, I suppose the evidence
is largely circumstantial...
If you see it inThe Sun, it's so.
The New York Sun.
They always tell the truth, don't they?
Well, yes but newspapers are very busy
and they don't have time to
answer every letter
Thanks, Papa.
Dear Editor
there is no Santa Claus.
Papa says, 'If you see it inTheSun,it's so.'
Please tell me the truth.
Virginia O'Hanlon, 115 West 95th Street.
Lewis, it's never going to happen.
New York will not incorporate Brooklyn.
Sir, I think it's a possibility.
Manhattan has too many people already
and there's no way...
Why don't we look at today's mail?
My daily dose of whining and moaning.
Politics, crime, scandal, crime, poverty
What is this?
Dear Editor
there is no Santa Claus.
Papa says, 'If you see it inThe Sun,it's so.
Who do these people think we are,
Barnum's museum?
We report facts, not fantasies
I don't know, sir.
Maybe readers would find it...
Lewis, people rely on this paper
for the truth.
If I answer this,
what will happen to our credibility?
Sir, she's a child.
Everyone grows up sometime.
Virginia
I brought you some lunch.
Is everything all right?
I just need some proof.
Proof of what, sweetheart?
Proof that Santa's real.
Virginia believing in Santa isn't
something you prove.
It's something you do.
Whenever we do things that Santa would
like being kind to others
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