Yogi Bear Page #7

- I'm telling you, that turtle is deadly.

- What are you looking at?

- Hook me in, Boo Boo.

- Okay.

And fire!

Here you go. Huh?

Yogi, wait!

Here I come!

He's going for the turtle.

- Mind if I borrow this?

- Hey!

Look, Boo Boo! We got the turtle!

Hey, why aren't you in your seat?

That bear knows how to steal a basket.

Everybody after that glider now!

I'm not gonna let a bear

make me look bad.

Been there, buddy.

We're drifting too far right.

I wanna get us outside the park.

Don't fight the wind, Yogi.

Remember what Miss Movie Lady

said about...

Never mind.

- Hang on, Boo Boo.

- What do we do now?

Did you check the safety manual?

It's just a picture of us screaming.

We've got to deject, Boo.

Don't you mean eject?

Eject is up. Deject is down.

In case of emergency your seat can also

be used as a flotation device!

Hey, told you. Nothing to worry about.

I actually think I wasn't worried enough.

Let me see how our little passenger

is doing.

Wonder why they call him

a frog-mouthed turtle anyway?

Hey!

Hey, guys, over here!

Yogi, grab the branch.

Got you, Mr. Ranger, sir.

- Welcome aboard.

- Yogi.

We were trying to get you off the raft.

Yeah, that makes more sense.

You guys did it. You saved him.

Oh, no.

They're gonna catch us downstream.

I'm on it.

No, Yogi, don't.

Problem solved.

They can't catch us now.

Yeah, because now we are headed straight

for the Jellyjarring Rapids.

- Grab a paddle.

- Tuck your head in, little buddy.

Brace yourselves.

Oh, come on, turtle.

Don't worry, I put safety belts in this raft

for just such an occasion.

You better hang on. Mr. Ranger said...

We're gonna be fine, Boo Boo.

Just sit back and let Mother Nature

carry us to...

I think Mother Nature's

kind of cranky today.

You okay, Yogi?

Fine!

Turtle!

Who's that? I can't see.

Come here, turtle.

- Got him.

- Good work, Boo Boo.

We made it through the rapids.

Yeah, but that means the falls are

just up ahead.

Hold on!

Yogi. Yogi.

Now who says there are no rides

at Jellystone?

Yeah, you've definitely got

the thrill part down.

Please, take your seats.

The press conference is about to begin.

That's over a mile away.

We're never gonna make that in time.

- Ranger Jones?

- I messed up pretty bad, sir.

- I know. It's okay.

- I wanted to be head ranger.

Because you're a good head ranger and

I value leadership. I have a merit badge...

Can we talk later?

We're pressed for time.

Yes. Get in.

Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Wait up!

Well, well.

Guess who we found.

Starts with T and ends with a..."Urtle"?

It's over. Call off the logging.

The law says this park is now

a protected nature preserve.

You think I care about what the law says?

Or about some endangered

"frog-mouthed turtle"?

Or some stupid park for families

to have a picnic in?

I care about power, you pinheads!

And I'm gonna get it.

Nobody knows this turtle exists.

And nobody ever will.

You found the turtle.

Get this thing out of here before

anybody else sees it.

- Rachel!

- Oh!

Yogi!

Yogi, here!

Thank you.

- Yogi.

- I'm sorry. He was open.

Ha, ha.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I have a press conference.

I can still tell them what you did.

Oh, yeah? Without that turtle or a scrap

of evidence, go right ahead.

Well, you might as well tell them

Bigfoot is here. Ha-ha-ha.

And do yourself a favor, there, ranger.

Try to keep your dignity.

It's all you have left.

You know what? I'm taking care of

this thing myself this time.

That's the only way to make sure

the job is done right.

But that's why I'm the mayor's

right-hand man, right?

Because I don't make mistakes.

Hey, you know, people are wondering:

"Why should I vote for Mayor Brown

to be governor?"

Well, how about this:

Mayor Brown just turned the city's budget

from a deficit into a surplus!

And put $1000 into the pocket

of every citizen of this city!

Now before I sign the paperwork

that will save the city...

...why don't you all take a look at my

first campaign ad for governor?

Mayor Brown,

the right choice for governor.

We're out of time. Must be something

we can do. Anybody have any ideas?

Well, I guess this is going to be

a pretty sad documentary, huh?

Are you...? Is he still filming?

I needed more footage,

so I told him to keep it rolling.

I can plug that into the video feed

right up there.

I just need a way to distract the guards.

I think we can take care of that.

He supports public safety.

All right, hurry up, people. Focus.

Let's go save those orphans.

Hey, hey, hey, check this out!

- Kick it, Boo Boo.

- Kicking it.

Don't stop believing

Hold on to that feeling

He's tough on crime.

Hey, hey, hey, look at this. Keep your eye

on the little bear. Look at the skills.

Amazing!

And here's what Mayor Brown...

...proudly has to say

about protecting our natural resources.

You think I care about what the law says?

Or about some endangered

"frog-mouthed turtle"?

- Some stupid park for families to picnic in?

- No. No.

No. I care about power, you pinheads!

Oh, boy.

Nobody knows this turtle exists.

And nobody ever will.

There's about to be a riot out there.

I need you out front.

Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Please, please, please. That was not real.

Trust me, there is no such thing as

a frog-mouthed turtle.

He's right next to me, isn't he?

Okay.

- We did it, Yogi!

- Up high, Boo Boo!

- All right!

- We got it! Yogi!

All right, and now...

Miss Moviemaker Lady.

Hey, we did it.

Hey, Mr. Ranger!

- Come on, Boo Boo.

- Okay.

I was wrong, Yogi.

I say from here on,

we just be proud of who we are...

...and fight for the things

we're passionate about, like this park.

And Rachel.

And pic-a-nic baskets?

And pic-a-nic baskets.

- Aw, come here!

- No, you don't have to...

Okay. All right, that's...

I'm good.

Here you go, Boo Boo.

Take good care of him.

Hey, there, buddy.

No, no, no, I never took a kickback

on anything in my entire career.

No one loves turtles more than I do.

And nature in general. I love trees.

Oh, no, you don't!

Gorilla?

Himalayan snow leopard.

Huh.

Welcome to Jellystone, home of

the frog-mouthed turtle. And brochures.

I'm Ranger Jones.

Ah, yes, Jellystone Park.

A wonderful little piece of paradise.

Where families come

and soak up the tranquility of nature.

It's a place that...

Huh?

Never mind.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hi. Welcome.

Well, I am certainly glad that you are gonna

be staying in Jellystone for a while.

And what animal will you be observing?

Well, I thought I would observe

the courting rituals of...

...the American ranger.

I happen to hear the American ranger

is a very charming...

...intelligent, attractive species.

One that always keeps his cool.

Even when basket-stealing bears

push his buttons?

Listen, Yogi will be Yogi.

And I'm just not gonna let it

bother me anymore.

Besides...

...I have more important things

to focus on.

Oh...

I...

Let's... Let's try that again.

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