Yolki 2 Page #2

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Who to start the chain of six handshakes with?

There was no time to think,

and Vova decided to go with random chance.

The choice fell on Misha, a former child from the orphanage now temporarily residing...

...in Cuba.

Hey, Misha.

Misha, are you there?

You really thought I was a bear?

No, not really,

I just thought you were so...

uppity since you drive a Bentley.

But you are such a funny guy!

That is why I moved to Cuba...

because all that glamour, expensive cars, business, parties in Saint-Tropez with rap celebrities,

I am so sick of it all!

I wanted to go somewhere far away

and have some privacy.

Only please don't tell anyone

that I know rap singers.

Because I'm ashamed

to be acquainted with them.

I totally understand you. I myself asked my parents to send me to Switzerland...

because it's so peaceful here.

It was. Until I came there!

Was that a dinosaur?

We don't have those over here.

Though it would be great,

if you came here to see me.

Seriously?

Oh, hey, excuse me,

my phone is ringing.

Sure. I hear.

It's work related. Give me a second.

Yes.

Misha became the first link

in the chain of six handshakes.

You must help me!

This is very important!

My friend Varya has told everyone

that her father is the President.

And that he will say "hello" to her

during his New Years Eve speech...

in the form of a code message.

But in reality Varya

does not have a father.

That is why we must ask the President

to say those words to her.

Ask the President?

Sure, the President will say it,

no problem.

OK, so long, wrap up the call,

this is long distance after all.

Hey, hold on.

Write down the code words.

Code words? Sure.

"Santa helps those who help themselves."

I'll get it to the President.

Alright, bye.

Thank you.

We are counting on you.

Get that to him. Yes.

Pass it down the chain.

We all believe in you.

Good luck.

There you go!

- Oreshkin, you are a fool.

- What?

It won't work.

The chain has started.

I had just called a very serious man.

- Really? Like that changes anything.

- Why won't you understand?

The system will work!

It will make it to the President.

To the President?

Yeah, my people in the government are having some issues, I need to help them out.

Misha, let's make a deal.

No matter what happens

we will never lie to each other.

- Sure.

- Sure, only the truth!

And nothing but the truth.

Listen, I have to run now,

my students are here for surfing lessons.

- Promise that you will show me how you surf.

- I'll show you, I promise.

- Looking forward to it!

- OK, bye.

Misha's "Cuba" turned out to be just a college dorm room in the Russian city of Kazan.

New Year is around the corner and we have some huts in our bedroom.

We're living on a beach like some natives.

What's up with that?

Because of you guys I had to make a promise

that I can't possibly fulfill!

Because of us?!

Because of you we can't live

in our own dorm for the last 3 months.

So your Swiss girl won't figure you out.

You should have told her the truth long ago.

If she dumps you, so be it.

Guys, help me out this one last time!

Help me show Lena that I am surfing.

Surfing where? Here?

You're out of your mind...

Misha, you don't have a choice.

You will have to tell her the truth.

- Happy New Year, neighbor.

- No thanks.

Take it, I have more.

Excuse me, young men...

we don't allow consuming

alcoholic beverages on our flights,

except for those that we sell.

Miss, when you get angry,

you look so sexy.

Fine, but do it quietly,

so no one sees you.

Thanks, beautiful.

- That was smooth.

- Yakutsk Acting School.

- Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year.

To St. Petersburg? On tour?

Yeah. To see my girlfriend.

And you?

Yeah, me too...

to see my girlfriend.

"Forgive me."

"Coming to see you. Flight number..."

You did her wrong?

What?

It happens.

What happens?

I did nothing wrong.

Just working like a horse.

To making sure she has everything she wants.

Nice car, nice house, nice earrings...

- From Tiffany?

- For instance.

And her phone battery goes dead.

Attention...

What?

Girls need our attention.

Or else...

Hey, darling...

Listen, I'm running late today. Can you go out with your girlfriends tonight?

And don't talk to me for the next 30 years while I'm working.

- And then everything will be ve-ry good.

- Oh c'mon!

Don't start with all that.

Girls need us to be there with them.

If you're not there with her,

someone else will be.

- Happy New Year!

- Happy New Year!

Dad!

Guess what I read on the internet?

- What, son?

- That Bavly is in a different time zone.

It is 2 hours behind us.

We could first celebrate New Year here,

then jet to Bavly...

and celebrate New Year there all over again.

That's great!

Peter, come help with the bags.

Don't just stand there.

Go help with the bags.

Peter, what are you doing there?

Can you imagine?

Bavly is in a different time zone.

They are 2 hours behind us.

So we could celebrate New Year at home first,

then go to Bavly...

- And do it there all over again.

- That's nice.

- Bring the fruit punch, would you?

- Sure.

Yulia, don't get upset.

You'll find yourself another fiance.

Girls, I really don't need anyone.

Honestly, I have no need to get married.

So we'll just continue buying

flowers for ourselves. Alright.

- Where's my vase?

- The punch this year is amazing.

Toma!

- What are you doing?!

- Easy!

Peter, I just wanted

to put the flowers in the vase!

What vase?

Toma, dear, you're out of your mind!

It is so heavy, what if you fall

and hurt yourself?

I'll do it myself.

Wow, Toma! Your husband is so sweet,

he literally carries you in his arms.

He gets the vase for you.

Fills it with water. So caring!

How lovey-dovey.

Yulia, make a New Year wish. Then a man will carry you in his arms as well.

Peter!

Put the flowers here.

Last New Year I made a wish.

That Peter would quit drinking.

And that's it - he did it!

So, Yulia, listen and learn.

The President finishes his New Year speech. The Kremlin Clock chimes begin to strike.

As soon as the chimes start, you quickly write down your wish on a paper,

then burn the paper, throw the ashes into a champagne glass,

and finish drinking it before the last chime.

If you do it all correctly,

your wish will definitely come true.

Darling, for your Peter Saturn has been

stuck in house 12 since last year.

Even if he wants to have a drink,

he won't be able to do it.

Look, Yulia, I have put together

your personal horoscope.

Overall it's all really not that bad.

Look, your wheel of fortune is right now moving towards house 5.

And as soon as it gets there,

Venus will immediately be in house 7.

That means husband, children, family,

and overall perfect harmony.

This is all nonsense.

I don't believe in any of it.

So in 8 years the planets will all

line up just right.

- How old are you?

- 35.

So you'll be 43 then.

own destiny.

Of course she should.

As soon as the planets line up,

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