Yolki 2 Page #4

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the busy businessman.

No, I'm not afraid.

Why?

He's away on a business trip.

It's not Yolkin, it's Yolkino.

It's a ski resort.

You came to snowboard there.

I was helping you, remember.

When I come to your resort next time,

I will be sure to call you myself.

Vera became the third link

in the chain of six handshakes.

Listen, you and I are both snowboarders.

We should help each other.

You see, there's this one little girl.

She is completely alone.

And she said that

her dad is the President.

So now everyone is picking on her.

She has only one hope left.

The President of Russia must send a "hello" to her in his New Year speech.

Fyodor probably knows someone that could help. Turn around.

Who would he know? He could care less.

He has connections.

I also have connections.

Unfortunately, all of Pashka's connections in form of police captain Sinitsyn

were now deprived of cell phone

and uniform

that were currently wandering about

the streets of Ekaterinburg.

Excuse me, can I help you?

Yes, tell me, where is your

emergency exit?

Lyosha?

Hey, Alina.

Hi.

Wow, what a surprise encounter!

Yeah, I was also very surprised...

when you disappeared for 5 years.

Alina, listen, I...

I just...

I joined the military.

Straight to the war front. I couldn't call you,

didn't want to upset you.

It's alright.

You've become a policeman?

Yeah, as you can see...

I'm a police captain.

And everyone thought otherwise.

Your phone.

It's the precinct,

they can't do anything without me.

Go ahead, take it.

- Maybe it's important.

- Yeah, sure.

Yeah, hello.

Unknowingly Lyosha became the fourth link in the chain of six handshakes.

Hello, uncle Valera, happy New Year!

Hello, Pashka!

Anyways, this one little girl

made a mistake...

And people keep telling her that

miracles don't happen.

Just think who you are

and who he is.

Now she's in big trouble.

So we must relay to the President

to say a particular phrase

in his New Year speech...

- Wait.

- Santa helps those who help themselves.

- Got that?

- Excuse me, who do I relay this to?

The President.

Oh, the President! Yes, of course.

- Will you get that to him?

- Of course I will.

Right there in our precinct...

- We have a direct line to the Kremlin.

- It has to be done fast.

Of course. I'll get back there in 2 hours, I'll call him myself.

- You'll call him yourself?

- Of course I will.

In our office anyone can call him.

Uncle Valera...

what's with your voice?

My voice is fine. I'm just tired.

Okay, that's all.

Pashka, I've gotta run.

Vera, where are you going?

Stop!

Fyodor can help the little girl.

Sorry, Pasha.

I already called,

Sinitsyn has it under control.

- It's all done.

- Who is Sinitsyn?

A police captain, soon to become a major,

he knows a lot of people.

He's got a direct line to the Kremlin.

Vera, I bought us some champagne!

Are you interested in something in particular?

Excuse me, mam, I have

an important matter to discuss.

Something particular.

Let's go out celebrate

New Year together.

It'll be nice.

- Or are you seeing someone already?

- Lyosha, I'm actually at work.

Me too.

We got a tip that

your store is getting robbed.

Stay calm.

Nothing is happening.

What's over there?

Service room.

Show me.

Show me.

Why are you so uptight?

Lyosha!

Help out a police officer.

Any other questions?

Everyone on the floor!

Go, go!

Money! Fast!

Faster! Go!

- We must call the police.

- No, I am the police.

Give it here!

Money, I said!

Where are you going?!

I'll shoot!

Think I won't shoot?!

Who's in there?!

- It's a cop.

- Happy New Year!

On the floor!

Get on the floor, I said!

- On the floor!

- Don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

Give me the gun!

Everything is okay,

I saved you.

Wanted to steal some money, ha?

Relax, relax.

The police is here.

Face on the floor!

You little creep.

Wait! Listen to me!

I can explain everything.

You scoundrel!

- What are you doing, lady?

- Hands up, criminal!

Me a criminal?

You out of your mind?

You're a thief!

Your face says it all!

What are you waiting for? Grab him!

I'm no thief! He's the robber!

The robbers have already escaped.

The Santa and Snow Maiden.

He saved us from them.

Why did you take them on alone?

You could've been killed!

Your boyfriend is a hero.

I know.

Hero?

Okay then, hero.

What?

Take me to the precinct.

Hero.

Go on.

Sure.

Let him go.

Take the hat. It's state property.

Thank you.

What now?

I will return.

- That's all?

- That's all.

Your girlfriend?

Haven't seen her in 5 years.

I'm an idiot.

Alright.

Let's go, hero.

Back behind bars?

You'll change clothes.

Ladies and gentlemen, our flight has landed at Tolmachevo airport....

in the city of Novosibirsk.

Temperature outside is -20C.

Repeat that.

- Let's go kill ourselves slowly.

- Sure.

Hello, Olya?

Hi.

Listen, hey,

I can't make it.

I have to go to the mayor's house.

There's really big money involved,

I couldn't turn it down.

Sorry.

Of course I'm just joking, Olya.

I'm in Novosibirsk changing flights.

I wrote you a new song,

listen to this.

Who are you, my dear Olya?

I really love your photos.

Hey, pal?

I'm not your pal.

Olya, I'll call you back.

- Is this a joke?

- You're not going anywhere.

Open up, what the hell?

That's it, you are staying here.

- What did you smoke?

- It's my Olya.

It's my Olya.

I'm the busy businessman.

I'm the one with the boot.

It was only a joke.

- What?

- Open up.

We've been together 5 years!

Five!

I won't let...

some internet dork

to come and ruin everything.

She'll be with me!

And everything will be ve-ry good.

She doesn't need you, moron.

- Neither you, nor your earrings.

- I can't hear you.

So you locked me up, problem solved?

Even if I don't fly out today.

I'll fly out tomorrow.

She will still be with me.

She loves me! Hear that?

Busy businessman!

Hello, Olya?

Boris became the fifth link

in the chain of six handshakes.

Hello, bro.

Happy New Year!

Lyosha? Hello.

Listen, Boris, I need your help.

One little girl...

from an orphanage...

She bragged that

her dad is the President.

So now we need to tell

the President to say in his New Year speech:

Santa helps those who help themselves.

- Wish someone could help me.

- What happened?

My Olya is dating someone else.

- Long?

- Long.

I didn't see her just for six months.

Then I call her...

- Caught her cheating?

- No, I kind of figured it out myself.

From all kinds of small things.

Boris, it is never too late

to fix everything.

It's not possible.

It is possible!

I did that today!

I made such a mess,

but I was able fix it.

Just don't be afraid, got it?

In the meantime, New Year was getting closer and closer to the city of Ufa.

Where Yulia was getting ready

to make her wish.

Write, burn paper,

throw in the glass, drink it.

I think that's correct.

Write, burn paper.

Happy New Year!

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

Six!

Seven!

Eight!

As soon as she made the wish,

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