You and I Page #5

I mean the boy's

on a roll, Maxie.

- He's a f***ing genius.

- One thing.

It sounds like a girl wrote it.

Yes, I mean absolutely.

And I think that was

the big breakthrough...

that Dima's got in touch

with his inner woman.

I don't know.

But still,

it's a girl song to me.

No, of course. but what

you don't realize here, Max,

is that it takes

a man with huge testicles

to sing a power ballad,

and that is what we've got here.

Make no bones about it,

it's a f***ing power ballad

I mean it's just

so f***ing sellable.

Come on, Maxie,

let's talk dollars.

- It will be a big hit.

- So let's talk big money.

Absolutely. Handle this right,

we can make a lot of money.

Whoever created this

should get their share.

If we can find her.

In what we'll be,

give me strength.

So I can stand beside you.

No truth to confirm,

no lies to deny...

What's this, Max?

That's our f***ing tune

Max, I'll tell you what...

I'll tell you what's

f***ing happened here.

Me and Dima had put

the tune on YouTube

for a bit of a tester and these

f***ing tarts have stolen it.

I mean has no one got any

f***ing integrity any more?

Can I tell you what I think?

F***ing lies, Ian.

This is heartfelt and honest.

Unlike you, Ian.

- Get out!

- Max.

And you?

No conscience left whatsoever?

Max, the percentages

are there to be negotiated.

Out!

Right.

Okay, Max.

What I'll do is I'll give you

a call tomorrow, okay?

Give you a chance to sleep

on it, okay, darling?

Speak to you tomorrow, Max

Yes? Ciao for now.

Dima.

You could have jumped in there

and helped out a bit.

Dima, come on, darling.

You know, you win some, you lose some.

When do I win?

Listen, you're fired.

- You're really fired, okay?

- Fired?

Don't be a donut, Dima

You can't mean it.

I mean it's Ian and Dima

Dima and Ian.

I am Max

I've been looking for you

I manage a band

called t. A.T.u.

You and I holding tight.

You and I got to fight.

You and I side by side.

You and I satisfied.

You and I feel so right.

You and I holding tight.

You and I side by side.

You and I

for the rest of our lives.

Way cool.

I like your song.

- Yeah, we really loved it.

- Do you really?

Course.

If I say it's good it is good.

So you've written a lot

more songs, yeah?

Yeah, I just haven't

finished them yet.

You wrote these lyrics

and composed?

You've got a great future.

I do?

I didn't do it by myself

I know.

Lana wrote the lyrics.

Well, she's good.

You are good too.

Where is Lana?

I don't know

Lana!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart.

I told you..

Swim with the tide man

I understand one thing...

the world is sh*t.

Lana Starkova.

Come with me

I'm so sorry, Lana

I haven't been

very honest with you.

After my mother died

my mother wasn't there,

my father wasn't there.

The drugs were there

I know

I never slept with Edward.

- And Dima...

- It's...

it's okay I know.

I was going to come back

after I got the money.

But I thought I could do

everything on my own.

- I learned some Russian.

- Da?

I love you

I love you too, very much.

- I like your scarf.

- Shut up.

There's one more thing

I have to tell you.

It's kind of a long story

and a little complicated,

but you know what?

Hold on. Hold on.

I'll be right back, okay?

She'll be so surprised.

- Ta-da!

- Ta-da!

This is Lana.

Lana, this is t. A.T.u.

- Hi!

- Hi!

I told you it was

a little complicated.

But they're gonna get you out

and they're gonna be singing

our song at the concert.

Yeah, we really like it.

Mom!

Every night we're all alone.

Every night my only hope

Is the light that's shining

from inside you.

Cause you believe

in what we are.

You believe in what we'll be.

Give me strength.

So I can stand beside you.

No truth to confirm.

No lies to deny

its.

We're too scared to cry.

You and I holding tight.

You and I got to fight.

You and I side by side.

You and I say goodbye.

You and I feel so right.

You and I holding tight.

You and I side by side.

You and I for the rest

of our lives...

man and wife?

Look after each other.

Cast aside to an angry street.

Criticized for what we believe.

If we hide.

Maybe we can make it

through this.

No truth to confirm.

No lies to deny

its.

We're too scared to cry.

You and I holding tight.

You and I got to fight.

You and I side by side.

You and I say goodbye.

You and I feel so right.

You and I holding tight.

You and I side by side.

Did all this happen

so we would end up here?

No, this is where it begins.

What's a good name for a bird?

Marsha

Marsha? Who falls in love

with a bird called Marsha, you donut?

Yes?

Do I look like my name's Olga?

My name's Bill.

Yeah, so?

So why, f***er,

have I been sending you money?

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