You Were Never Really Here

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- Stand up straight.

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- Stand up straight.

- Ten.

- Stand up.

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- Only f***ing p*ssy little girls slouch.

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- One.

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You must do better.

You must do better!

Say it.

I must do better, sir.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

The tomatoes go in the refrigerator

and the bananas go in the fruit bowl.

I do some of the grocery shopping,

and always do the tomatoes first.

We don't ask for information.

You say that's it?

That's the only problem.

People will do that, the tomato crop,

tomato prices will be part of the deal.

Well, I thought that they'll have

a much better product, yeah.

But this lot will grow in the back yard,

pick 'em whenever you want.

If you want to eat tomatoes

12 months out of the year,

you're gonna have to pick 'em

at one of these two stations.

What the hell's wrong with you?

Airport.

Wake Me

Come with me

Be anywhere you like with me

Wake me with your warm arms

Let me hear your voice

Hold me, hold me near you

It's your choice, oh, Lord

- Hello. You've reached...

- John McCleary.

After the tone,

please leave a message.

It's done.

Just go inside.

- What?

- Go inside. Just go, just go.

$300? You parasite!

Mom, I'm back.

50, 60, 70,

75.

I'm not wealthy.

I'm just a woman with $75.

Hey.

Excited to see me, huh?

You actually got me.

- I got you.

- Yeah, pretty good.

Got you, got you!

What is this sh*t you're watching?

Oh...

Psycho was on today.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

That scared me.

Oh, boy, it scared me.

Then why are you watching it alone?

I don't know.

I should've waited for you.

Ohh...

- Joe?

- Yeah?

Would you just stay a little bit?

Just stay.

- Okay.

- Just...

Cos you watched some scary,

f***ing movie?

Just till I've finished the movie.

Joe?

Uh?

Mom?

Yeah?

I can't turn the tap off!

Oh, I don't have any of the...

I can't find anything.

- What are you looking for?

- I can't find my toothbrush.

It's right behind the mirror.

Wait...

Oh, oh, okay.

Mom? Come on!

- Let's go. I'm opening.

- No, no, no, no! Stop that!

- Just let me...

- I'm opening the door.

No, no, no!

What are you doing?

What are you f***ing around with?

- There's water everywhere!

- I'm not f***ing around!

You are! There's nothing.

You keep rearranging... Get out.

I need my space!

- Your what?

- My space.

Alright. Go get your space downstairs.

Okay, I just needed that...

Are you sure

you can get downstairs alright?

What? Yeah.

Yeah, if I do it really slow.

I know what to do.

The man called.

Said he wants to see you, right away.

Did your son tell you that he saw me?

Hey, he was...

with a friend, you know.

It's just... just a coincidence, man.

Did he tell you where he saw me?

No.

No, I...

I know you wouldn't want me to know, man.

Moises didn't mean to see you, Joe. He...

Don't yell at me.

He's just a stupid freaking kid.

- I know, but...

- He...

We're done, Angel.

Joe, he didn't mean to see you.

Come on.

Take the money.

J...

We're like Jack and Jill

K, you're so kissable

L:

Is the love light in your eyes

M, N, O, P

I could go on all day

Yes, you could.

Q, R, S, Alphabetically speaking...

You're okay

You make my life complete

V means you're very sweet

W, X, Y, Z

- Mom...

- What?

This fridge is disgusting.

- What's wrong?

- You got...

And all this sh*t's rotten.

Well, honey,

what are you looking for?

This cream cheese is from 1972.

I use it. Just leave it.

- How's Janice?

- Who's Janice?

Oh, come on.

You know who Janice is.

You mean my girlfriend from 20 years ago?

She would've been a good mom.

Stop it!

Joe?

Coming!

Going up?

What's all this?

That Cincinnati kid.

Parents are florists.

A warm thank you for getting

their darling daughter back home safe.

Flowers.

Josephine loved flowers.

I could never see the point myself.

The f***ers die anyway

and stink up the whole damn place.

God bless her.

Hey, um...

Listen, we gotta lose Angel's number.

- I'll find a new service.

- Okay.

No problem.

So, Angel's out.

You could uh... just call me directly,

you know, like a normal person.

There's no green ones.

- I like green.

- Hm.

F***ing a**hole!

Why am I here?

State Senator Albert Votto.

I ran his father's security

back in the '80s.

Lost track of him after his arraignment.

I found a green one.

The wife - Votto Junior's wife -

kills herself a couple of years ago.

Their teenage daughter's

been running away from home ever since.

I'm listening.

Votto calls me this morning.

She's been missing all weekend.

He doesn't wanna get the cops involved

now that he's running

on Governor Williams's ticket.

Ahh!

He's paying 50 grand cash.

What's the lead?

He got an anonymous text with an address.

Meet him at the Union Club, 2pm.

Josephine II is coming out of dry dock,

thanks to this.

I'm gonna drive her through the harbor

with a big f***ing fireworks display.

You, me, couple of steaks,

cold beers, setting sun...

What do you say to that?

What?

235 East 31st Street.

That's what the text said.

You have kids, Joe?

No.

Nina.

Her name is Nina.

I've heard of these places...

Underage girls.

Senator, if she's there,

I'll get her.

McCleary said you were brutal.

I can be.

Gonna need this.

Be at this address, 3am.

Hotel Caribe, room 701.

I want you to hurt them.

- Keys.

- Have a nice day.

What are you doing?

Would you mind taking a picture for us?

What?

Would you mind taking

a picture of us?

Thank you so much.

What the f*** are we doing?

Go, go!

He doesn't know...

He has no idea.

I've been waiting for

you for 20 minutes.

Relax, man, relax.

Chill the f*** up.

Don't make me late!

Run! Run!

Shut the f*** up.

A) You're adorable

B) You're so beautiful

C) You're a cutie full of charms

D) You're delightful and...

E) You're exciting and...

F) You're a feather in my arms

106.79 FM

From Times Square to the South

Street Seaport, I'm Chris Conley.

Here is Bon Jovi,

Livin' On A Prayer.

- What the f*** are we doing?

- Wait. Nobody move till we see the money.

Go, go!

Hey, excuse me?

Do you know where 239 West is?

Argh!

Argh!

Shh, shh, shh. Relax.

What's your name?

Scott.

I'm Mr. Rogers.

Listen, I'm gonna ask you some questions.

Please be honest with me.

Right, security - how many are there?

Huh? Is there one? More than one?

- Two, three? Come on, talk.

- Two.

Two? Where?

Where in the house are they?

One guy inside the front door.

The second guy on the top floor.

Where's the playground?

Playground?

- The underage girls?

- Third floor.

I just...

I just work here. I just run errands.

I don't...

They're freaks, man.

It's okay.

Do you carry keys? No?

What's the code of the front door?

- 439.

- What is it?

Promise you won't kill me.

What's the f***ing code?

Good boy.

Please.

It's just like heaven

Being here with you

You're like an angel

Too good...

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