Young Doctors In Love Page #8

Synopsis: An 'Airplane'-style spoof of hospital soap operas: a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman - in other words all the usual ingredients present and correct, though in this case the laughs are intentional.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Garry Marshall
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
1982
96 min
278 Views


- Blood pressure?

- It's dropping.

Sixty, fifty, here we go.

You got to stop now. If her erzemine level

drops to 20, we're gonna lose her.

- Will you shut up, Kurtzman?

- Quiet!

Careful.

Taffler's serum. Five cc's.

Erzemine 30. Injecting Taffler's.

I see it. Hold her steady.

- Renostomy level dropping.

- Give me a count.

- 40 over 13.

- Respiration weak.

- Heart?

- Irregular.

I don't like it.

You don't have to like it.

Just do as you're told.

- We can't stop now.

- It's all right. He's an a**hole.

- Blood pressure falling.

- Almost there.

- Twenty-five.

- Got it.

Please hurry, Doctor. Don't taste it.

We've got five minutes

to reduce it and put it back.

Now we wait.

How about those Lakers the other night?

Did you see what they did...

- Come on.

- I'm trying to focus here.

Found it!

Reduced two millimeters.

- All right, reopen the scarpoid valve.

- It won't open.

Cut it! I need that scarpoid fluid.

- Scissors.

- I've lost the renostomy level.

It's in.

- My end's attached.

- Mine, too.

- Ditto.

- Okay.

I've lost the heartbeat.

The body's rejecting it.

- Adrenalin!

- She's not responding.

Pickering fluid, 50 cc's. Noserin 20 cc's.

- Oxygen.

- Oxygen.

I'm afraid she's sliding

into home plate, Simon.

Noserin. Gattling frappe.

Come on, Stephanie, hold on.

Sorry, Simon.

It's just an operation.

All right, let's close her up.

- Suture.

- Suture.

- Wait a minute, her eyes are open.

- What?

- She's looking around the room.

- Look, she's breathing!

Look, she's smiling.

Somebody kicked the plug out of the wall.

Who pulled the plug?

The machines are working.

- I've got a heartbeat.

- I've got an oxygen level.

- I've got a live patient.

- Oxygen.

- Are we going to save her?

- Yes!

Yes, the strike is over.

Nurses report back on duty.

We've just received temporary funding

from the Chubb Insurance Group.

Doctors, over here, please.

Welcome, new interns, to City Hospital.

- Happy New Year!

- Doctor, you're on duty.

Meet me after.

- Stephanie?

- Who?

Would you please all make yourselves

known to Dr. Jacobs because...

No, not now.

Simon! We've got to find Simon to tell him...

before he marries some bimbo

on the rebound. Where'd he go?

Listen, I really admire your work.

And your eyebrows.

You're staying here

at City Hospital, aren't you?

Yes, I am, Nurse Sprockett.

- Norine.

- Walter.

Simon!

Take her to the smartass.

She wants to talk to him.

Keep the love-light glowing

in your eyes so true

Over here, schmuck.

Let me call you sweetheart

I'm in love

with you

- You did it, boy!

- I can't believe it.

Hi!

I love you.

You are the greatest surgeon in the world.

I think they want to be alone.

Thank you. Thank you all so...

Stephanie, wait!

What did I say?

Now.

Simon and Stephanie opened...

the Beverly Hills Clinic

in Burnaby Mountain.

Stephanie had an operating room

built in their house...

so now Simon has a place to function.

Dr. Milton Chamberlain

is Head Pediatrician at Disneyland.

Dr. Bucky DeVol

married Julie the prostitute...

and named their first son

after Simon August.

They called the kid Pecker-Head.

Dr. Oliver Ludwig moved to Hawaii

and became a professional wine taster.

Nurse Norine Sprockett...

was given the Mother Teresa Award

as the best nurse in the city.

Phil Burns was paroled and is now...

the head pharmacist

for the National Football League.

Dr. Walter Rist is trying to date

both Nurse Sprockett...

and tennis player Renee Richards.

Dr. Prang retired from medicine

and is currently...

the road manager for The Plasmatics.

Malamud was retired by the Syndicate...

and given a gold watch,

which exploded in his face.

Angelo Bonafetti

is now a professional musician...

playing with

the Philadelphia F***ing Philharmonic.

Ladies and gentlemen, our entire staff

wishes you a happy and healthy life...

and hopes you never ever

have to stay in City Hospital.

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