Youngistaan Page #5

And it's impossible to run a party

or a government with upset workers.

You are right, Ajay.

Mr. Murli..

Did you include my suggestions

in the taxation bill?

Sir?

I thought that was a joke.

Sir, neither was I joking

that day nor am I joking now.

In India, on an average,

each state has 65 bank holidays.

And I believe that if

banks don't charge interest..

..on the loans given to youth,

on bank holidays..

The local exchequer

will surely suffer a loss.

But you can easily manage this loss.

But you cannot even imagine

the youth confidence...

...that you will

win because of this.

Don't worry, Mr. Murli.

I'll take care.

So this is it.

The opening league match

between India and Pakistan..

..of the Fifth Asian

Champion's Trophy.

Now I would like to

invite our chief guest.

The Honorable Prime

Minister of India.

Mr. Abhimanyu Kaul.

Best of luck, guys.

I too have booed a lot in college.

But not on anyone's personal life.

We're all here to

watch a sport today.

Let's keep our grudges

for some other day.

Yeah?

And may the best team win.

The Honorable Prime

Minister of India..

..will now declare the

games open in his own style.

I declare the games..

... Open.

"The ones who are determined.."

"The ones with honest dreams.."

"This is our identity."

"Youngistan."

'Mr. Murli Mukundan..'

'..has moved from the all important

position of the Finance Minister..'

'..and been told to hold position

of the Deputy Prime Minister.'

'According the our sources..'

'...the reason behind this change

is the increasing differences..'

'..between Prime Minister Abhimanyu

Kaul and Mr. Murli Mukundan.'

This is what is called

politics, Akbar.

PM gave him a promotion

but took away his powers.

Right?

I'll take care of that.

Yes, even Murli.

Hail Motherland.

Sir.

- Sit down. Sit down, guys.

Sir, how was the workout?

- Very good.

Sir, UN wants to confirm your visit.

Should I respond?

- Yes, please.

And when the UN's official

list is out, I want a copy of it.

Sir.

Sir, the leader of the opposition

has asked for an appointment.

What for?

- He didn't tell.

Get the basics right first.

Sir.. Sir, I need your signature.

Sign please.

Sir, the Finance

Minister is on the line.

Former Finance Minister.

Put him on hold.

Well, what did you have

for breakfast, my queen?

Ma'am didn't have anything

since morning, sir.

What do you want to eat? Tell me.

An omelet?

Pasta?

Pizza?

I know you like pizza.

Excuse me?

Will all of you also have pizza?

Sir..

- Yes?

Is that Dominos?

Sir, the opposition leader has

given a very prerogative statement.

It's all over the news.

That's what I was telling Shrikant.

Get the basics right first.

- Right.

Anvi.

Anvi.

You okay?

What's wrong?

I'm pregnant.

Since when are you vomiting?

From the past 2-3 weeks.

Where's the father?

Who's the father?

I'm the father.

What do you want to do?

If you are even

a little bit scared..

Then think that we are in

Japan and forget that I'm the PM.

Now tell me, what do you want to do?

I want to be a mother.

Come here.

It will all be good.

Sir, a girl has sent a letter

to the grievance cell formed by you.

She refers to you as her brother.

And she why is a woman referred

as the weaker sex and not a man?

And how can I be weak

when I have you as my brother?

And she has given a very interesting

suggestion towards the end.

That one should remove

this word from the dictionary.

She has a point.

And she considers me

as her brother. - True.

So I'll have to perform by duty.

Good luck, sir.

We'll handle this

in the office tomorrow.

Okay, sir.

- Okay then.

Not everything should

be about politics.

Times have changed, but it's

still a woman who gives birth.

Thank you.

Take care of both of them.

And do as Anvi says.

Sir, important intelligence

brief right away.

Indian Air base.

What happened? What is it?

See it for yourself.

This is Boris Romano.

Interpol caught him

from some Slovakian suburb.

Two Indian officers are with them.

The information we are

getting to know through...

...this interrogation

are pretty shocking.

The initial transcript of the

interrogation is kept before you.

Sir, how long will it take

for this enquiry to become public?

Three months, I guess?

Yes, sir.

Anvi, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Distracting my mind.

Why?

I want to have 'Matka Kulfi'.

Anvi..

It's 4:
00am..

- But the party is still on!

Come on!

- What "come on"!

Twenty-four hours I stay

within these four walls.

Two lakhs protocols

follow me like my own tail.

I can't go here. I can't go there.

I cannot do this. I cannot do that.

I cannot invite my friends over.

And you know what is the funniest?

I've started talking to myself.

Humum, my queen.

Anything else?

No, just feed me some 'Kulfi'.

Farz, please try and understand.

I'm sorry, sir.

But I am in-charge of your safety.

I cannot go against the

PM security protocol, sir.

AbhI!

If you are so concerned

about my security...

...then forget about the protocol.

But how will we go, sir?

My Suzuki is parked

close to the backdoor.

It's a dependable vehicle.

Let's leave quietly.

Okay, sir.

Give me two minutes,

I'll go and get ready.

Good. Good.

Meanwhile, I'll too go and change.

Farz, we're going to have

'Matka Kulfi' and not on a war.

Ma'am to go with the

PM sir at this hour..

..to have 'Matka Kulfi'

is as good as going for a war.

Sir, please duck.

Cops, straight ahead.

- What?

Sir, they will faint

if they see you.

It'll create an unnecessary scene.

Please duck, sir.

Deshiram, I don't want liquor.

I want 'Makta Kulfi'.

'Makta Kulfi'?

Who is dying to have

'Makta Kulfi' at 4:30am?

I'd like to meet that person.

Come with me. I'll introduce you.

Come on.

How's yours?

- Yum.

Let me taste.

Eat yours.

Just like Lord Krishna

gorging on butter.

Sukhiram, get some tissues.

We don't have any tissue.

Then get a napkin.

Here..

- Get lost!

Sir, I hope he's doing his job well.

He has a very sharp eye.

If he isn't doing his

job well then let me know.

A whack or two and he will be fine.

He must be IG Farz

Singh while on his job.

But for me, he is Fajju for me.

Deshiram,

tell me, what can I do for you?

Sir, can I get a license

to run a five-star hotel?

You okay?

One second.

Farz, can I borrow Rs. 500?

I'm not carrying any cash on me.

Sure, sir.

- I'll pay you back.

Sir, what are you saying?

Who wants it back, sir?

Here you go, sir.

Give it to Deshiram.

You will make me take

money from the prime minister?

There's a buzz in the opposition.

No one knows anything.

You should ask what secret

enquiry the PMO is doing.

How can I ask, Ajay?

And what should I ask?

Forgive me, sir,

for making you wait for so long.

PM has been busy resolving the..

..police firing issue

since the morning.

Why did the prime

minister summon us?

Sir, the President's

term is about to get over.

The opposition has

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