Yuma Page #3

Leave me the f*** alone!

Like there's anything wrong with me?

Your b*obs are okay,

so are your legs.

- Pretty face.

- I don't know what the problem is.

But, I love him.

This is bullshit.

I told you, didn't I? You should be

driving me around instead.

You and that pole

were made for each other.

Did you like it?

Sure, come.

How much?

Ziggy, you must be hungry.

I made you some chicken soup...

We'll turn this place into...

El Dorado.

- That which alien force has seized!

- We shall retrieve!

- That which alien force has seized!

- We shall retrieve!

Szarw takes the electronics.

Rzepin takes the perfume,

and Marki does CDs!

How do you like my alcohol?

Strange.

We did the same when

we were leaving for Afghanistan...

You're going to war?

Many guys didn't come back.

If this business falls through,

the fellas that will come to town...

They'll waste everybody.

You...

Me...

Your mother, your father, and that

red-haired whore of yours too...

Game over, Zyga.

We need order on the border.

Zyga, what about Brzegi?

What's Brzegi gonna lift?

Things are bad.

They're watching us.

The Russian's trucks have stopped.

F***! I'm not risking my ass

for a f***ing microwave.

One of our guys crashed

a jeweler's in the Reich.

Move out. I'll be in touch.

F*** me...

There must be a million bucks right here.

Bronek stole a ring of gold.

They locked him up with no parole.

- Local taxes.

- All right,

but you'd better keep your mugs shut.

I leave it to you, Bronek!

Make sure the boys don't get hurt.

Get to work, girls!

I told you I was saving

the best for last.

Awesome.

Well?

Come here.

How do you spell it?

Well?

F***, it's two words. El Dorado.

They are making a fool out of me.

Get the f*** out of here.

By tomorrow, I want it to be two words.

Come on, Kula,

before I f*** him up.

Sh*t, Zyga...

That's no way to treat your friends.

We're getting the f*** out of here!

Kula, do you get a hard-on when you yuma?

That's my private business!

Do you?

Yes.

There wasn't even a hearing?

We have to do something for these

Polish kids. You know what I mean?

Stop! Okay, boys...

After 24 hours your therapy

will be finished.

Understood?

Open up!

Go inside!

Is that clear?

El Dorado... is open!

Bang, bang! Rock and roll!

- Grab her.

- No.

No, no!

No. I can't.

Hold on! I'm not done yet.

We brought you your whore.

C'mon Red, show me what you've got.

Halina...

Pass the glasses.

Glasses!

Where are you going?

The party's just getting started.

Drinks are on me!

You know what the worst thing is?

What?

Getting eaten by a shark.

What shark?

Not here. Just in general.

Yeah?

I saw it in a book.

This one dude got his leg bitten off.

So?

Just a stump was left...

There was a picture of the shark.

It was as big as Barry...

It kinda got to me.

It's not like it liked

the leg or anything.

Tires, chains, f***in' shoes...

Sharks eat everything.

Then they just wave their tail

and f*** off underwater.

You know how ugly their snouts are?

I'm not ever going into

the water without a knife.

You know what the worst

kind of shark is? Do you?

What?

You gotta know. Didn't it say?

Stop, or I'll f*** you up.

Hammer! Hammer head sharks.

With this hammer on their mugs.

As big as Barry.

Kula, man, why are you so mean to me?

Because I like you.

- Heavy artillery?

- Frag bombs armed!

- Fire!

- Fire!

You've been asleep for two days.

Where'd you get that?

They're all over the place.

You never stole anything.

It's all just been yuma from the Germans.

I've brought a thief in.

Zyga, stop f***ing around!

Where's Rysio?

You don't know? He's gone

to the silos. There's a shoot-out there.

The bicycle's coming back! F***.

Stop fooling around boys

or you'll burn in hell.

You're the one who's gonna burn.

You shouldn't be playing

with matches like that.

Open the door!

What are you doing? What the...

If you hadn't tried

to steal from that whore,

none of this would have happened.

One, two, buckle my shoe...

You're blowing me, now I blow you.

THE END:

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