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- F*** off.

F*** off yourself, short-ass.

I said f*** off!

Out!

I don't want to!

You're having an abortion.

I don't want to!

Why should I lose money just

because some c*nt was careless!

I wasn't.

- Get in, b*tch!

- It's your baby.

- Don't f***ing bullshit me!

- I'm not!

You just f***ing made it up.

Have a look, I'm 7 weeks gone.

Come on.

- A large one.

- What?

Whatever.

Same again.

I'll be going.

Hang on, I'll just serve this guy.

I need to cook your father's dinner.

How's he feeling?

Fine.

Look after yourself son.

Thanks, take care.

Bye.

Please take my seat.

Thank you, but maybe you're tired?

No, no.

Hello.

I'll have a kilo of potatoes,

a loaf of bread and some milk.

Anything else?

Yes, 2 apples.

That one.

And that one.

That's 6.50...

- Afternoon.

- Good afternoon.

- Yes?

- A bottle of orangeade.

- Large or small?

- Large.

2.30...

Hey, get off! Sticky fingers?

Piss off!

Bums.

F***ing low-lifes.

- Card 456?

- Yeah.

This gentleman's going to the airport.

The boot's open!

Listen...

Do that meeting report for tomorrow, OK?

Sure.

Hi babe.

Hi.

Why don't you answer?

I've had a ton of meetings

Listen, some f***ing psycho

pulled a gun on me today.

You're kidding?

In the parking lot.

Did you call the police?

Are you kidding?

He was a f***ing gangster

I don't want a bullet in the head.

But you're OK, aren't you?

Yeah, fortunately I'm OK.

Have you finished for the day?

Maybe we could go out somewhere or...

Don't think so, I've got a report to write.

OK, I understand.

Maybe we can eat at home?

I'll buy some wine.

Yeah, alright...

Maybe I'll make some

pasta and a salad and...

Sure, bye.

Love you, bye.

Do you want a sip?

You better go home, your wife's waiting.

I've still got some stuff to do.

You're all the same.

The same as what?

Yes or no?

Hang on a sec.

- Coming for a drink?

- Sure.

- 15 minutes?

- OK.

How about it?

I can't today, I'm on the night shift.

- Maybe tomorrow?

- Yeah, maybe, maybe...

What's "maybe"?

I can't talk now, I have a customer.

Call me tomorrow, bye.

What can I get you?

I'll have 2 pink d*cks,

those love balls,

and the black dildo.

- This one?

- No, no. That one.

Is she good?

The best.

She's talented beyond belief...

Do you want the DVD too?

No.

How much?

- Your change?

- Keep it.

I've changed my mind.

You're having that abortion today.

I'll just drop these toys off.

F***!

Sit! F*** it!

Where the f*** you going, c*nt!

But...

Did you buy the nappies?

What happened?

I almost died.

What?

A drunk driver.

Are you alright?

Come on, sit down.

I'll make some tea.

Let's wait till it's brewed.

I'm having an affair.

I thought so.

Who is it?

One of his employees.

Does he suspect?

I don't think so.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

Maybe he really cares about me?

Is that what you feel?

I don't know what I feel.

We don't talk at all.

So what now?

I don't know.

It's important you...

Good evening.

Puppets-a cat, a bear or a bunny!

Every child will think it's funny!

- How much is the cat?

- 6.50...

Wait a moment.

Here's 10.

Thank you very much.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

I've made you tomato soup.

I walked miles today.

Did you sell anything?

Yes.

2 rabbits and a cat.

They cut the phone off again.

What can I do?

Don't get upset.

I'm not.

Did you buy the string?

Yes.

And the scissors?

They didn't have any.

The old ones are still good.

What's that for?

I've seen him.

Who?

Our son, it's his birthday today.

I haven't had a son for a year.

Stop it.

He has a job now.

Yeah, right.

Where?

He's a bartender.

He should be in prison.

You might at least call him, he's changed.

Changed has he?

Alright then.

You'll call him?

I'll write the number down.

But you'll have to use a payphone.

That's his work number.

His work number?

Make the tea.

- Just don't get angry.

- Alright.

Police.

I witnessed a robbery.

I saw the robber.

What robbery are you talking about?

It was a year ago. On Main Street.

And now you're calling?

Where did you see the robber?

He's...

a pub bartender...

He's a young man,

tall...

thin...

I'll give you the number.

44215...

No... 175... 4...

And the address?

Hello?

I got an anonymous call

about that robbery on Main Street.

- That's yours isn't it?

- Yeah.

Here's the number.

Tall, thin, he's a bartender.

Right.

What's this?

Forcing a minor.

Move your asses. We've got a job.

Move!

You go in through the front,

I'll take the back.

Evening, police.

Have you got a light?

Yeah,

here.

Does a tall, thin barman work here?

Yeah, he does.

Is he on tonight?

I'll go and see.

The police are here to see you.

- What?

- The police. Looking for you.

Tell them I'm not here.

Police, stay where you are.

Stop!

You stay there!

Move away, police!

Please move away.

Yeah...

- Yes?

- Coffee please.

Have you got mojito?

Yes.

Don't.

Bad mood?

I saw an accident.

Yeah, anything happen?

I don't know.

- So...

- You weren't there today.

- Can I get you anything?

- The same.

Well, I had a job.

And?

Not bad, I can't keep up.

I can't either.

I'm writing your assignments,

and you can't even...

I know.

I know.

You wanted to tell me something?

Let's eat first and then...

Wait a sec.

F***.

What you looking at, trash?

F*** off!

You're the trash.

I have to go.

It's still early, man.

I have to.

Is your wife waiting?

No one's waiting.

See you.

I'll be going too, it's late.

See you tomorrow.

I'll drop you off.

Come on, I've got a car.

What kind of car?

A nice one.

Where'd you live?

South.

What's your name anyway?

Does it matter?

It's here.

Thanks.

Hi darling.

I'm good, ain't I?

Maybe I can have children!

Darling...

Darling wake up...

Speak to me.

Darling please, get up.

Please get out.

Darling?

Sweetie.

Emergency.

My wife's had an accident.

She banged her head.

Does she have a pulse?

I don't know.

I think so.

Your address?

- What?

- Your address, please.

21 South.

Apartment 115.

An ambulance is on its way.

Yeah?

Head injury, loss of consciousness.

There's a pulse, but it's weak.

Address-21 South, apartment 115.

OK, we're on our way.

We're going to South.

Drop me off at my place?

Alright, come on.

Thanks!

- Are you alright?

- Yes, yes.

I'm a paramedic.

I'll call the police.

No, I can't. Have you got a phone?

They stole it.

Thank you, goodbye.

Be careful, they might come back.

I've got my car here.

You should report it.

Yes, yes. Thanks again.

Yes?

Good evening. I'm calling about the...

You gave my wife your card today.

I'm the father of the boy

waiting for a transplant.

I remember, you need money.

Yes, and now there's a chance for our son.

Yes... You can earn up to 3,000.

That's...

Can you be at Motel Kis in 2 hours?

Do you know it?

Yes, I do.

Room 101. Bring your daughter.

My daughter?

I'll have the money ready, goodbye.

Goodbye.

- I'm sorry.

- It's OK.

Yes?

Is that you?

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