Zoe 101

Season #1 Episode #2

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[Chase] We want our old room back.

[Stacey] Sure thing. Hi Logan.

[Logan] I'm not here to have sex with you. Did you get rid of you're like voice thing?

[Stacey] What voice thing?

[Chase] It probably meant nothing.

[Stacey] Um okay.

[Logan] Where is everybody?

[Stacey] Bi*ch, it's summer time.

[Logan] Oh sorry. Don't need to get so mean about it.

[Stacey] Shut up! Shut the h*ll up! Let me work! Go to your dorm! D**ks.

[Lola] We gotta hide from them. Sh*t.

[Nicole] What?

[Lola] They come after all my friends.

[Nicole] We gotta get Quinn and Dana. Well, maybe just Quinn. Dana can get kidnapped I don't care.

[Zoe] We have to go get them.

[Lola] Yeah.

[Zoe] You guys- What are you watching?

[Quinn] Zoey 101.

[Dana] I can't stop watching it. It's so good.

[Quinn] That girl's a genius. Just like me.

[Lola] We can use Quinn to activate something so Paparazzi can leave us alone.

[Nicole] No we don't. All we have to do is yell I hope you rot in hell. Or we can say go to hell. And they would leave us cause they would be afraid.

[Zoe] I like Lola's idea better.

[Lola] Quinn can you make something so the Paparazzi can leave us alone.

[Quinn] Yes. I just need Point 9 and Point 2. And I would need Chemical 67 and Chemical 12 so all of them would combine to make a huge explosion and they would fly across America.

[Zoe] We'll take that.

[Quinn] Okay just leave the room.

[Dana] What about our show?

[Quinn] We can wait.

[Nicole] Why do we have to leave the room.

[Quinn] In the past everyone almost died from me. So I need to be alone.

[Zoe] I don't wanna die.

[Logan] Rejected! Rejected! Yeah you just got rejected! R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D- Rejected!

[Chase] Didn't the girls sing that to you?

[Logan] Yeah, but it was a catchy song. I couldn't get it outta my head for a while. Then I did. And now it's back.

[Michael] Hey guys.

[Logan] Hey Michael.

[Chase] Hey.

[Michael] Nice wedding Logan.

[Chase] Why did everyone get an invite but I didn't?

[Logan] Because I didn't want you there?

[Chase] What the f*ck Logan? F*ck yourself. This is so f***ed up.

[Michael] Stop saying the f word.

[Chase] Fine! I'm going to the dorm.

[Dustin] No way. I know you walk to the girls dorm to see Zoe. But no. I know your secret tricks. You are not going anywhere. Trying to have sex with my sister bi*ch? I thought we were friends. What the h*ll is wrong with you?

[Logan] Huh, what is that? That looks like a time thing. Hey guys. Guys. Guys!

[Chase] What?

[Logan] That's the Time Capsal.

[Michael] Oh yeah baby.

[Lola] Finally your thing worked.

[Quinn] Anything can work from me. I'm smart and cool and all my bi***es rule the world dumb bi*ch. Don't f*ck with me or you will get a kick. You d**k!

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