Zoe 101

Season #1 Episode #3

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[Lola] Where is everybody? I told them to be down in the lounge by 8:00.

[Zoe] It takes some time.

[Lola] It's 8:
57.

[Zoe] Stop overreacting so much.

[Lola] Me? Overreacting? No! No way! I'm too cool for that stupid sh*t.

[Zoe] My grandma is cooler than you, girl. And one time she thought the shower was raining. It was a sad moment.

[Lola] Are you talking to me?

[Zoe] Y-yes!

[Lola] Oh, my a*s is hotter than you, boo.

[Lola] Okay. While everyone is here I need to tell everyone something.

[Logan] Please tell me you're gonna move away from this place.

[Lola] When can I push you down the stairs? Oh, would that be now? I'm pretty sure it would. Anyways, I got a job for a movie.

[Nicole] Good for you Lola!

[Lola] But it's faraway from P.C.A. Look I don't know either. I just don't know.

[Michael] You have to stay.

[Lola] Michael, I'm not buying you coffee if I stay.

[Michael] We can let her go it doesn't really matter.

[Zoe] We can't just let her go.

[Logan] Stop treating her like a pet.

[Michael] She is one.

[Logan] She looks like a f**king rat.

[Lola] Everybody stop fighting over me!

[Chase] Zoe's looking hot.

[Michael] Ask her out on a date.

[Chase] Are you out of your mind?! She would say 'no' right away.

[Michael] She probably wouldn't. You guys dated. You haven't thanked me yet.

[Chase] What would I thank you for?

[Michael] She wouldn't have known you loved her if I didn't have turned on the camera.

[Chase] Whatever. Are you done with your water? Sorry.

[Quinn] Logan, I-I wanna have a baby.

[Logan] What?! Are you outta your mind?!

[Quinn] Shush! Someone might hear ya.

[Logan] We are not having a dumb**s baby.

[Quinn] He or She would not be a dumb- whatever.

[Logan] We are not having a baby. Are we clear?!

[Quinn] Kinda.

[Chase] Zoe, I need to tell you something.

[Zoe] You're still in love with me?

[Chase] How did you know?

[Zoe] You and Michael talk way too loud. And I would have to think about that.

[Chase] Okay. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!

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