Zoe 101

Season #1 Episode #4

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[Zoe] There's no way I'm getting back together with you.

[Chase] Why?-

[Zoe] Because, I dated you once, I dated you twice, then we broke up, there's no "I dated you three times".

[Chase] You are acting dumb right now Zoe. Did you ever know I knew what you said in the Time Capsule?

[Zoe] Wait what? I said in 20 years. It doesn't look like 20 years does it? Cause it's 2021 bi*ch! And you will never find it.

[Chase] You said in 10 years. And we found it.

[Zoe] Sh*t! I did say 10 years. Well, I guess you found out.

[Chase] Aw. I did find out. 6 years ago.

[Zoe] I know it was 6 years ago bi*ch.

[Chase] It seemed like you didn't.

[Zoe] Michael told me you went looking for me.

[Chase] Yeah, and I never found you.

[Zoe] I was getting drunk.

[Chase] You were having sex and having your two kids.

[Zoe] I don't have two kids.

[Chase] Of course you do.

[Zoe] How would you know.

[Chase] Girl, I know some stuff.

[Michael] Hey does Zoe know that you know about-

[Zoe] Why would you even look at the tape? How did you even remember?

[Michael] Wow, look, a beautiful tree.

[Chase] So you're telling me what I can and cannot look at.

[Zoe] Please tell me you're not looking at porn.

[Chase] Don't yell that out in public.

[Zoe] But are you?

[Chase] No!

[Zoe] You're getting a little mad there.

[Chase] I promise I'm not.

[Zoe] Okay bye. I need to take a shower.

[Chase] Oh my god! Phew!

[Lola] Do you have the stuff.

[Dana] I'm holding a f**king Walmart bag, of course I have the f**king stuff you dumb bi*ch.

[Lola] I'm a movie star Dana.

[Dana] Um, okay.

[Nicole] Lola, you're acting dumb. Please stop it.

[Lola] Since when can you tell me that stuff?

*Dana falls on the ground*

[Lola] You killed Dana!

[Nicole] She fell on the f**king floor.

[Lola] Yeah, we need to call 911.

[Dana] Fake blood!

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