Zombie Fight Club

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I'm sorry

Are you freaking blind? Dammit!

Just do what you're told

We're only in it for the money

Will let him go once the ransom is paid

Stop smoking in the morning

C'mon

Adi

Bro Fung

Mr. Huang, Don't blame us

After all your family doesn't give a sh*t

Bet you ain't getting along with your wife

Bow

Who's this?

Courier

Please sign here

Which company do you work for?

Stop staring at her

Go inside

Huh

This baby is the f***ing sh*t

It's called Bath Salt,

my cousin mailed to me from LA.

It'll get you really high!

And gives you stamina

Oh, cause you need that

Oh, Excuse me? It's like that?

Oh no You're sweaty

What're you talking about?

You need a shower

It's fin. C'mon

No, No, go shower

No, just go shower first

Hey baby

Yeah?

Babe! Wait for me and don't take one

before me alright?

Um

Be right back!

- Wooo!

- Wooo!

What's up my home girl?

Why did you dress up?

We gonna party here

Are these your new friends?

Let me introduce, this is my girl Linda

- Hello.

- Hi Linda

Why do I keep forgetting your name?

- You're such a jerk

- Anyway,

it's girls, girls, girls

You've got something for me? Thanks

Ya

so David is in the shower, just do whatever

Dammit! Still listening to

that old rapper?

Big B

What's up man?

You want this?

Here you go

Play my platinum album,

It kills all the other rappers

Okay, Cool

OHOHOH!DAVID

Hey can I borrow your room for a bit

Bro. sure man.

Do whatever the f*** you want

Thanks Bro!

You, you and you follow me

Wait, what about me?

Aren't you an adult?

Sure

So take care of yourself

Oh yeah

Take this and put it in their mail box

And Hey Don't f***ing mess up again

I never f*** up

Where all this blood coming from!

Stop messing up

The sky looks weird

Attention everyone,

the cartel is heavily armed

Everyone make sure you're combat ready

Excuse me Sir? Are we authorized to do this?

Who's your Daddy?

B*tch

Oh, you are so f***ing strong

F***! I'm the Ironman of rap, one versus all

You're so awesome

Why don't you all come together?

So hot here...I'm thirsty, I need the...water.

What's your problem, I haven't finished yet

Sh*t! Don't throw up

in my buddy's house

F***ing idiot, she's so high.

C'mon! It's your turn!

Oh f***!

F***! What the hell is this!

Hey I don't like the way you bit me

Damn! Are you really biting me?

F***! How dare you bit me?

Damn! You two are f***ing psychos

I knew you are the best

Wow! F***! What's going on!

Sh*t, you are f***ing sick too

What kind of f***ing drug did you take?

Sh*t

Oh yeah

F***! Dammit!

F***! Dammit!

F***!

Babe?

Hey What the hell?

We're running a classy Halloween party

out here

You come dress like that?

What are you thinking?

Whoa, and the smell! Get a breath mint!

But Check it out, good makeup though!

Yeah! Let's get a picture here. Yeah

Get in here...here

Hey, yeah! Let's get a picture here.

Hey, yeah yeah yeah. Get in here

Whoa, Baby! Try a breath mint, man.

Jesus! Hey, check it out

Get in here. Get in here.

Jeeze, he knows how to play the part,

huh Baby?

All right, go! Eat 'em up, Tiger

Daddy is here

Oh holy sh*t, help me!

- Shut down the lift

- Sir

- Sir, what's going on?

- Seal the front door,

don't let anybody in!

Damn,what a shitty place,

the elevator is f***ed

F*** man sh*t, stairs only...f***

Captain

I have a bad feeling about this

Follow my orders

We go as a team, don't mess up the rules

Sir! We're here to celebrate Nana's birthday

Welcome. Welcome

Nana

Nana

You're here

Hello, sir

Sir

Next month will be our graduation

And I want you to have this

Nana Happy Birthday!

Thank you

What's going on?

Ouch

Don't stand there. Go inside

Oh

Hide the blow! Move! Faster!

Put that weapon down!

Drop that weapon!

- Drop that weapon! Squat down

- Drop that weapon!

You get out here

Listen, squat down

Hey Boss

It's you?

You f***ing betrayed me

You think you can get away with this

- Are you ok?

- Get out

OK:

Let's go. Let's go! I get the money

Let's go, come on

Go!

Are you ok, Boss?

- You all right?

- Ok ok. I'm ok

Hey!

Freeze! Drop the gun

What's going on?

Be quick

Oh sh*t!Sh*t!

Shoot the f*** out of him!

- Go!

- What's going on?

Run!

Run

Run

F***!Go!Go!

F***

Damn! F***!

F***! I don't wanna die now

I just had my album released

and ton of gals I wanna bed

Oh F***!

F***!

Tiger, Tiger!I'm Tiger Woods!

What the hell is going on today?

It's supposed to be a celebration party

Ah

Help! F***ing help!

Babe?

Baby, do you wanna shower together

Babe?

Who the hell are you?

What the hell...

Don't drink the water here. Are you high?

F***!

Babe

Babe

What's up?

What that f*** is going on?

What do you mean what the f*** is going on?

Who the f*** is this chick?

I don't f***ing know,

those are your friends

Why don't you ask Tiger who they are?

He brought them here!

You know what she was doing inside?

- What?

- She drank from that f***ing toilet

Eww, that's gross

You know what, they're your friends

So it's your problem,

I'm out of this, I'm over it.

Tiger!

F***!

Oh, what the f***, my f***ing pills man.

F***

F***! It's so not f***ing cool at all

Who's this?

- Please help me! Let me in please

-It's you again

- Let me in, please!

- Hey! What the hell do you want?

What? Aww!

Jenny! Open the door, Jenny please!

Damn!

I just wanna bring drunken girls for sex

why did I get a living dead this time..

Big B!

He's chubby but he's my brother

Are you f***ing

transforming into zombie too?

C'mon

F***!

Davie! Your cousin here. Listen!

Don't take those pills I sent you

Or else...Ah! Mum...What are you doing?

I'm your son...F***!

What's going on?

Why the hell is this happening?

What's going on?

OH SH*T!

What hell

David

David

It's not funny,

I'm not scared. Stop it

Ah...

Ah...

Tiger, what are you doing?

Quick, help me

Watch out!

F***!

Move your ass right now!

Go fast!

Watch out

Just keep going. Hurry up.

Go!

Shut that door!

Don't let anyone in

Open the goddamn door! Save us!

Don't let them in

What are you doing?

There are people out there!

Just leave them out there!

We need to focus on our group now!

- Zombies are everywhere!

- What are you doing?

Put the guns down. Put the guns down

Forget about it.

We need to stay here as a team now

Stay focus

I didn't sign up for this sh*t!

We're a team now?

This is the money

You want this money? Come on.

Take the money. All the money.

We're a team, right?

Yea

You know what?

God !Dammit!

F*** Son of a b*tch

Don't go off

take up the money

Hurry up

Alex, give me your gun

Yes sir

Shu

F***! Get the money

Help me! Don't leave me alone

Boss Go

Sh*t! I don't wanna die, how dare you!

F***!

Hurry, c'mon up!

There is a door

Open the f***ing door! Open the door!

F***!

F*** you!

People gone crazy brutally

biting off a person's face

It's cop

Dad

Oh, Sir

Sir, you're here to get us out, right?

Go away

Sir, is it true about

the zombies rampage

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