Zombie Shark

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Come on, let's go!

It's getting cold.

Just a few more minutes.

Did you guys hear that?

No, no, no, no, no, no!

( gasps )

Falling behind there, sweetie?

Worried about me,

are you, Bridget?

( chuckles )

No way, just leaves

more tips for me.

Order up!

Sophie!

I was coming!

All right, guys. Here you go.

Amber, relax.

It's her first week.

She's doing fine.

- Yeah.

- Stop stressing.

- Sorry about the wait.

- Mmm.

Oh! Watch the merchandise,

fellas.

I'm saving it

for my wedding night.

That's OK.

I don't wanna buy it.

I just wanna lease it

for tonight. ( chuckles )

Sorry, but you and I both know

you can't afford it.

Oh!

So, you're new here or what?

I'm Sophie. I just moved

to the city a couple months ago.

I'm staying with my sister.

OK. You should come

stay with me.

( chuckles )

Yeah, come on, baby.

Bridget, can you cover for me?

Is there a problem, here?

Nothing I can't handle!

OK. Well, you've had enough,

so I'm gonna cut you off.

Amber, it's fine,

they're just joking around.

No! He knows the rules!

It's hands off!

- Aw!

- Amber!

( shouting )

Come on, big boy.

Oh! OK.

( choking )

Bridget! Do something!

Set up some shots.

All right, boys!

That's enough of that!

The action's over here.

Bring it in.

We're gonna have some free

drinks on the house, right now.

( cheering )

That's right! That's what I'm

talking about! Yeah!

Shots?

( thumping on counter )

Woman:
Shots, shots, shots...!

Woman:
Yeah!

( cheering continues )

Oh!

Hi, babe!

It's quiet in here.

Amber started a fight.

Amber started a fight...

and I missed it.

Did anybody film it?

Yeah.

Sweet!

Oh, nice!

Babe!

( chuckling )

Hey, Soph!

OK.

What happened this time?

Ask the warden.

This warden?

I messed up tonight.

Hmm, I'm sorry!

I had it covered.

You know, I'm not a kid anymore.

Both:
Yes, you are.

If I wanted my every move

watched, I would've stayed

back home with mom and dad.

Hmm!

So, what's up?

Well, I am happy to announce...

that the legendary...

Jenner Branton's streak

of bad luck is officially kaput.

I got us

a super sweet online deal...

for a romantic, weekend,

getaway.

- Really!

- Uh-huh...

Where to?

There's some new vacation spot

on some island off the coast.

- Red Plum Island. Heard of it?

- No.

It's supposed to be

beautiful there, though.

Clear skies...

clear waters...

there's a campsite...

a marina...

you and me, under the stars...

snuggling by the fire, mmm...

- Me like!

- Uh-huh.

- But what's the catch?

- No catch.

I... I just thought

that we could bring

Sophie along.

Jenner:
Look.

I know that things have been

really tense...

since she moved in with you...

and I just...

I don't know, I just thought...

you know? It'd be a good...

a good opportunity to have

some fun...

for a change.

Thank you.

Plus it was a lot cheaper

when I signed us up

for a group rate.

Ah! OK, yeah.

Soph!

What do you say?

The three of us?

Great outdoors...

Sure, sounds like fun.

And I don't work again

till Monday. ( slaps )

Perfect!

Well, looks like you've got

yourself a date.

Two dates.

Actually...

we need four...

to get the discount.

What?

( sighing )

- How is it looking, Roger?

- ( chuckles )

Ah, well, it looks like it

took a few stray rounds from

last night's little episode.

It's totally busted.

- Can you fix it?

-( sighs )

Yeah, I can fix it.

There's a lot of delicate

equipment.

I'm gonna swap parts out for

though, but I should get

it back online.

It's gonna take a while, though.

( sighs )

Just get it done.

It may be

the only shot we've got

at finding the damn thing.

Or solar sonar?

No.

Where the hell is Cage?

Here, ma'am.

Did you find the test subject?

My men have been out all night,

combing the waters.

So far, we've come up

with nothing.

I'm pretty sure it's dead,

ma'am.

I don't wanna hear

about pretty sure.

I need the thing dead!

Do you understand the magnitude

of what it is we're dealing

with here?

When Congress gets wind of this!

We need to minimize the damage.

With all due respect,

Dr. Palmer, I was brought on

as Chief of Security.

I wasn't aware that

I was going to be chasing

monsters.

You're here, Sergeant Cage,

because I was told

you were the best.

Are you or are you not?

Yes, ma'am.

Find the shark.

Before something worse happens.

Hello! This is Jenner Branton.

Yeah, I was just checking

about our reservations

for this weekend. Just--

Great!

You're a lifesaver.

Jenner:
I couldn't find

reservations anywhere!

It's James here, on The Tiger.

This just coming in from

the National Weather Service.

Looks like we've got a severe

storm advisory for tomorrow.

Strom clouds are expected to

move in

And I'm happy, she'll be happy.

... by mid-morning,

with high winds,

and heavy rain...

hitting the Coast before moving

west along the Gulf Coast,

later tonight.

That is, if the current

weather pattern holds.

Everyone is advised

to stay inside.

I'm just finishing

loading up the boat right now...

so, we'll see you guys

pretty soon.

...while we wait out the storm.

All right.

Well, we'll see you then.

All right. Thanks again. Bye.

( sighs )

( phone rings )

( birds chirping )

Hey, Mrs. Steele!

What's going on?

What's this Sophie tells me

about you taking our girls...

to some deserted island

for the weekend?

Ah... It's Red Plum Island...

and it's not deserted,

there's people there.

Mmm, sound suspicious to me!

Tell him I know where he lives.

Ross has issued the first

of many death threats.

Don't worry. Your girls are

in good hands. Scout's honor.

We missed you and Amber...

at Memo's birthday party

last week.

Yeah, I know. Um...

You know, we tried, um...

but Amber had to fill in

for a friend at work--

You don't have to make

excuses for her.

I'm working on her.

Don't you worry.

- I know you are.

- I gotta go to the shop.

- I'll be back in a bit.

- Bye.

You take care of my girls.

Mrs. Steele:
The next time

you decide to whisk

my only daughters...

off to some deserted island--

It's not deserted.

Just... give me

a little more warning.

OK. Well, how about...

we just call you when we get

settled into the cabin, OK?

OK.

- Be careful!

- All right, bye, Mrs. Steele.

This is nice, babe.

- I get boyfriend points, huh?

- Definitely.

All right!

( Amber chuckles )

Hey, what is that place?

Um...

Creepy?

Looks abandoned.

Hey, is that where we're going?

Yeah, they said

we each get to pick out

one to stay in.

I'm joking, Bridget.

That's not camping.

That's the north side

of the island.

That's where all the rich people

build their summer homes.

See, now that it's

getting colder,

most of them have already headed

back to the mainland.

See up here?

We're headed

to the south side.

Wow! Very nice, babe!

I'm impressed!

What did I tell you, right?

Mmm, I guess

the bad luck streak is over.

Mmm...

( Amber chuckles )

Jenner:
Let's go!

Uh!

What is this?

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