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She's probably just a regular woman.

How can they tell?

Because she's grown a tail.

And this tail looks like a giant snake.

It's so thick, and it coils.

And the tail has a mind of its own.

Now, don't laugh, please.

- It's really serious.

- Yeah.

- Our neighbour's friend, she...

- Yes?

- She met that woman and talked to her.

- And?

And today she was diagnosed

with cancer!

Don't laugh, please. I'm not senile!

I cannot allow you.

It's impossible.

Can I receive communion?

Is there any way?

No way.

I am sorry.

She has got a Devil's mark.

Is she hideous?

What does she look like?

Well, they say she's thickset and solid.

She looks like a man.

But she wears women's clothes.

But where does she hide her tail?

If she's the Devil, she must have a tail.

Where does she hide it?

In her panties.

- What?

- Panties?

- How come'?

- Can a long tail go in the panties?

She found a way to do it.

- That makes sense.

- Yes, if you think about it...

- Why not?

- Where else would she hide it'?

Oh, God...

Did you move

when they took your X-ray?

No. I didn't.

The image is too blurry.

- What do you mean?

- You can take a look.

See? Right here.

- It's blurred, see?

- Yes.

The rays didn't pass through here.

This area is completely dark.

And here...

You can't see anything here.

You should be able to see

all the details clearly.

What should I do now?

Well, I'll have to order

another X-ray for you.

Well, I'll do whatever's necessary.

OK. Next Monday,

you will go for an X-ray.

And you can have another appointment

with me next Friday.

Can I go for an X-ray today?

Sure, if the doctor hasn't left yet.

So I'll have to hurry.

- Thank you and goodbye.

- Goodbye.

Petya!

- Petya, Petya.

- Oh, hi.

- You know, we couldn't make it happen.

- What do you mean?

- I had an appointment with him...

- With whom?

- The surgeon.

- Oh.

He said I have to go for another X-ray.

I asked him when,

and he said next Monday.

Next Friday, I have to see him again and

I asked if I could have the X-ray sooner.

He said I could do it today

if you were still there.

I'm so glad you're still here.

- Well, yes, I am. Let's do it.

- He said we should do another one...

because something didn't

come through the last time.

- And there are some darkened areas.

- Darkened areas?

- Yes!

- It happens. Let's do it again, then.

Oh, good!

Done!

I want to thank you.

What do you mean?

Here's something for you.

Natasha, I can't take it.

I'm sorry.

- Why not?

- I can't.

- No, no, I won't take it. I can't.

- But why?

- Is this wine that bad?

- I can't drink.

- They said it's good.

- It's good, but I can't accept it.

You can take it home.

- Give me your bag, I'll put it there.

- No, I don't want it.

- Natasha, open up your bag.

- No, no.

- OK, that's enough.

- Take it home and drink it.

I don't drink, OK?

- Never?

- Never.

Neither do I.

- Just a sip for me, please.

- I didn't even start pouring.

- Here we go. A bit for you and for me.

- No, no, that's too much!

- I'll have just as much. That's fair.

- You can have more.

Wait, I'll cut the apple.

- We are having a picnic, right?

- Yes, it's wonderful.

Well...

- Cheers.

- You know I want to make a toast.

I want to drink to...

Let's drink to...

- Let our dreams come true.

- Yes.

Cheers.

- Mind your step.

- Yeah.

- Are we there yet?

- Almost there.

- Oh, almost there?

- Yes.

And why did we take

these wash basins?

- The wash basins?

- Yeah.

- Look there.

- Oh.

Wow.

But What is this?

- This is something amazing.

- Wow!

- Want me to show you something?

- Yes.

- What is it?

- Watch me.

- Where are you going?

- I'll be right back.

- Petya?

- Watch me!

Careful! Oh...

- Ready?

- Yes... Ready for what?

- Wow!

- Now it's your turn!

- Mine?

- Yes.

No, I can't.

- Yes, you can! Come on!

- No way!

- I'll help you.

- No, this is scary.

- Come here. Hold my hand.

- No, no, I am afraid.

Come on, this is not that scary.

You saw me do it.

- Let me take it this way.

- All right.

- I'll fall down.

- Don't worry, you won't.

- Wait...

- Come on, up you go.

- Wait!

- Don't worry, just go up.

- Come on!

- I shouldn't look down.

- You shouldn't look down where?

- I'd better close my eyes.

Look where you are going.

- This is so scary!

- Come on, way to go!

- Whoa!

- Are you ready?

- Are we there yet?

- Yes, we are.

Now put the basin down.

Good. Now come a bit closer.

- Closer!

- Wait, wait...

- Are you holding me? Are you OK?

- Yes, I am. I'll help you.

- Wait, wait...

- Now step over the basin.

- Step over it.

- Wait, I have to...

Here you go!

- Step back. I'm moving!

- Now sit down!

- I am inside.

- Careful, hold tight!

Move away now!

- This is cool, right?

- Yeah...

- Do I get in it?

- Not yet.

- No?

- Now, you just sit down.

- I...

- I am holding your hand. Good.

- Is my coat out of the way?

- Everything is OK.

Watch me!

Can you really do it?

- We broke your ceiling lamp, didn't we?

- Yes, we did.

What have you got?

- What do you mean?

- Is that a cat?

- Is that a cat yelling?

- Yes.

I'll show you a cat. Come on.

- What are you doing?

- I'll show you something.

- Can you see it?

- No, no.

- What?

- You're not a cat.

- What? I am a cat!

- No, no, you are not.

OK, I'll bend my back

and you will see.

- Say cheese.

- I am a p*ssy cat.

- Look at it.

- Show me.

- It doesn't look like a cat.

- It does.

Look over there.

Oh, my God.

- Cool.

- No. It's a bad one.

What's that?

Natasha? Natasha?

Natasha...

Now breathe in...

- Hello.

- Hello.

Breathe in... Keep breathing.

And now hold your breath...

Done.

Well, what can I say?

There's nothing to worry about.

Just some complications

of a common cold.

You should take immune modulator pills.

- Natasha, what is wrong? Are you ill?

- It's OK.

Get better soon.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

I want to have my hair dyed.

And... If I want to look better

we should

cut it a bit. Here and here.

Can you give me a nice haircut

that'll make me look good?

I'll give it a try.

I'll try my best,

but this isn't going to be easy.

- Yes, Mum, I'm getting ready for work.

- You may be late now.

I never saw her. But I heard about some

weird woman in the neighbourhood.

- Weird? What do you mean?

- They say the Devil sent her.

- Oh, yeah, I heard that too.

- Right?

They say she's got three tails.

Those can take away your life,

your soul, or your memory.

People disappear without a trace

when they meet her.

And you know what I heard?

When you look her in the eye,

it's the worst.

- You should never do that.

- Why?

Then you're dead right there.

- Oh, my.

- You can never look her in the eye.

How can you know it's really her, then?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- You look great.

- Thanks.

- Which doctor are you visiting?

- The surgeon.

- Can you help me?

- Help you?

Come with me.

Can you open the door for me?

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