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I'm fine.

I, um, called to ask for the...

Uh, you know, about the...

Prosthetic.

Yeah, follow me.

We have a wide variety

of prosthetics for all

shapes and sizes.

We use plexi-filled plastic

with micro vibrators built in.

It feels a lot like

wearing a thick condom.

They receiver will never

know the difference.

We'll make a custom mold

beforehand and then you

pick the size and

shape you want.

Do you have like um...

Like the high-end

version of molds.

We do have one item that

is particularly special

and will fulfill all your needs.

Hold on a second.

It's the most amazing

model you'll ever see.

This is the supremus.

Wow.

What you're looking at

is state of the art.

If NASA were to build a

penis, this would be it.

The texture ripples just

like it's your own skin.

It's like it's alive.

How much does it cost?

The price is on that tag.

Whoa.

Ho-ho-ho.

No, that's like an

expensive car. I know.

With a car, you can only drive.

This will make you fly.

I love the way you touch me.

May I kiss you, my darling?

It's been so long since

I've touched those lips.

Let's dance.

Bath time.

No!

- What are you doing here?

- Give her to me!

- No, stop it!

- Give it!

- No!

- Ah!

Give it back!

That was amazing.

That's it?

Yes, let's go!

No!

Welcome.

With no ham.

- Woo!

- Woo!

Ooh!

Ha!

In the manual it says you

provide a complimentary

24-hour emergency

repair service.

Page one!

Yeah, it does say that!

Smoke, white. White smoke.

It says waterproof.

How am I supposed to know

that it was only fresh water?

Yes, I was happy.

Yes, I was going to the

water because I was happy.

No, I don't wanna

join a group. No.

Not even email, no.

I could have died.

It started to hurt really bad.

It started to smell really foul.

Imagine dying by

electric shock penis.

What? It's not my problem

it comes from China.

Just send a new one.

You can't?

I don't care about

hygiene at this point.

Security concerns?

Can you pass me to a

manager or something?

Oh, man! Oh...

Thanks for nothing.

Hey.

Baby.

How you feeling, baby?

You okay?

Hey.

Have some water.

We have a long

journey ahead of us.

Where are we going?

Home.

Where I can take care of you.

Where you can have a

normal life again.

It's for the best.

Where's my book?

It's right here.

You wanna work on

it for a while?

We have a long flight.

Just take it easy.

Everything's gonna be okay.

They're in their helicopter.

The thing on top is

spinning around and Dale

convinces her to stop

writing the book.

It's torturing you he says.

It's driving you mad.

He throws it out and he takes

that moment to propose to her.

She says, "Si, senor" or however

they say it in Brazilian.

- We'll do the research.

- That's terrible.

And they kiss in slow motion.

No!

- Credits.

- No, no, no, no!

No, that sounds...

I mean, I already did the

compromise with the hair

- and with the helicopter.

- That's not a compromise.

That was good hair.

Horowitz, I'm trying

my best, okay?

Well your best is

not good enough.

We already established

that, okay? Now...

Let me tell you.

Sorry I'm late.

Good morning, Horowitz.

Hello, Eddie.

I read the new script and

I know that you had some

alternate endings that

you wanted to discuss so

we'll be in the trailer.

No, can we do this

at lunch time?

- Horowitz!

- Lunch!

Lunch, everyone.

Alright, people.

Let's get some...

What's that for?

Okay, here's how

it's gonna go down.

We're gonna go inside.

We're gonna wait for a boy.

We're gonna destroy

the paperwork.

He's gonna come

for us with a gun.

Probably something

used for protection.

Probably an antique

elephant rifle.

We're gonna kill him first.

We're gonna go back to

his house, get the coke,

and then we're gonna throw the

body off the Burlington skyway.

How do you know all this stuff?

I've been in this exact

same situation before.

Okay?

I'm doing it right this time.

I'm not going back to prison.

This is stupid.

Everything is so

stupid right now.

Yeah, well you're so

stupid right now.

Come on, let's go.

Where'd you put the purchase

order? I can't find it.

It's right there.

It's under I.

No, that's not it.

Where the f*** do you put it?

I don't know!

F***, Emma! This is not

a f***ing game. Okay?

If we don't find it,

we will go to jail.

And trust me, with those tits,

you will be eaten alive.

So look for the

f***ing paperwork.

God damnit!

Come on, come on.

Up we go.

I need my ad to

know that I'm here.

Guys, if anything

happens in here!

No, this is not what

I was looking for.

I mean, it's not

Hollywood style.

It's perfect.

What do you mean?

You know, it doesn't

have a fire escape.

- I mean, we need...

- Oh, come on.

I don't have a whole

lot of time, right?

Wait, wait!

Hang on, hang on!

No, no, no.

Let's have a drink. You know,

let's talk a little.

- What do you mean, talk?

- Let's have a drink.

I'll get some ice! Yeah!

I am not thirsty.

I am hungry. Come on.

Wait, no, no! Marissa,

no, no, just...

God!

No, no!

No!

F***!

This is such a

ridiculous situation.

Why is everything such a

weird, convoluted mess?

Oh, I don't know.

Why don't you tell me?

I was perfectly happy

with the way things were.

Then you had to go and get

those insane f***ing mega

tits and everything

went to sh*t!

Don't you see when you do

something that is just

wrong there are consequences?

It's called Karma.

The universe doesn't like

it when you f*** with it.

It fucks you back.

I wish we could just erase

all this stupid sh*t that

you've done, but we can't.

That's not the world works.

So look for the

f***ing paperwork.

Emma realizes that Karma

has come back to haunt her.

Shrinking Edward's penis

may have caused her life

to turn into the

nightmare it has become.

What the f*** are you doing?

Fixing things.

Oh!

There's my boy.

Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Tell them to move

in on the book.

- Adrian, get in here.

- I wanna see the word.

Tighter!

Tell them I wanna

read the words.

Horowitz! Horowitz!

- Give me my chair.

- Do you mind?

- I'm shooting a scene.

- Give me my chair. Give me my...

- It's my movie.

- It's my chair!

It's my movie!

Okay, I'm gonna

take control of it.

Come on, just!

So...

- It's the book.

- Wait, wait.

- You read the story boards.

- What the f***?

Emma returning Edward's

penis allows him to regain

control of his film.

It's just words.

What are you doing?

Alright.

I've had enough of this.

I want my name on the chair.

Who's in ch...

Okay. Alright, alright,

alright! Come on!

Mustache guy's gonna

be here any minute.

- Let's f***ing go.

- I know. Okay, okay.

How can he know?

What do you mean,

how can I know?

And what is this all about?

Do you think it's funny?

Do you think it's funny?

Shut up!

Stop!

Stop that.

You can't do this.

I created you.

You're just a part

of my imagination.

Your imagination?

You're...

You're part of

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