Zui jia sun you chuang qing guan (The Crazy Companies 2) Page #3

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These three look real

I don't think so

It's quite funny

Cantonese machine?

It can talk, come massage me

Come over

Massage me

Mandarin version?

You speak Mandarin?

Massage me

Just massage, don't tickle me

Massage the head

Don't tickle me

Massage the head

Go over and tickle him

Go over, but don't tickle him

No... no...

Smelly King, you are pal

Hold his hands, let them tickle him

Leave me alone, please

That's funny

You two are bastards

No, help me fix them up

What a funny game

Press the head in the stool

You deserve it

My God

Everything is broken

So what? It's our job

They must know it was us

They are not that smart

How can they know it was us?

Because we look bad

I don't look bad

Honey, when you see the 3 robots

You will admire them

If the experience works and

it becomes a hot stuff in Japan

We will be rich then

The Japanese will come at 2

it's almost time

I show you something

I tell them to move together

Watch

We have done something touchy

No

We are here to demolish

There is only demolition

I have another idea

Mr. Fok, we are in a hurry

Can we look at the robots first?

Please wait

We have some electrical problem here

and we can't show you the robots

No, the power supple is fine

Great

Nice

come out

The 3 robots have something fantastic

They have the ability to learn

You can teach him to do the house work

and serve you the best way you like

Let me demonstrate

Do as I say

Put up the left hand, right hand

Jump... dance

Hit yourself 80 times, harder...

You hit me

Mal-function, we try another day

Sorry, I am late

Go back first

For compensation

It'll be fine, director

Your robots are a mess

We are not interested

Wait till I finish my demo

They are not common robots

They are future warriors

Their main function is for security

Miss, come over

Me? Please

Thanks

When you are back home exhausted

Just press the door bell

The robot recognizes its master

it will embrace you

and massage you

And all your tiredness will be gone

If he's not living in this house

The robot, when seeing him...

Bruce Lee is amazing

Everybody, this type of robot

has some special skill

Miss, please come around

Hello, I am Mr. Fok

I'm going to get some girls tonight

Just tell Mr. Fok

Understood

Mr. Fok is having a meeting tonight

Men do work hard

What a nice thing

Great

Mr. Fok, we want 10,000 robots

It has to be fast

We need more promotion later on

Mr. Fok, what does this new guy do?

I am the office boy

Yes, he likes telling jokes

He's our senior asst administrator

I'm not, Mr. Fok

Mr. Fok said you are

Thanks, Mr. Fok

And my friends...

All the same

We sign the contract tomorrow?

Good Please

What a world, office boys in suits

Mr. Fok hires them personally

Do advise me please

Mr. Fok hires them personally

They should be closer

Do advise me please

Here is the lift I know

Which floor? 15th

You may go now

Yes sir

Brother

It is a touchy one

We have to pretend till the end

We have to learn from him

When I ask yes or no, you say yes, ok?

That's easy

May I sit down?

No seats?

I am Andy Tsui

the new assistant administrator

I know, promoting you is Mr. Fok's

biggest mistake of this year

I will try hard

There are at least 30 people like you...

say this to me each year

I hope I can change your impression

They said you should wear contact lens

What do you think?

Yes

Nonsense, I am not that kind of woman

Who cares only about the look

Of course not, otherwise Horny

I can't say it

A young man should be honest

I am not a big mouth

He said you are most charming

Horny, did you mean it?

Of course, she's the only one

He's too flamboyant

That's why I shouldn't say it

Excuse me, I have to go

Beauty

It's yours

This one is better

Sorry Miss Cher, all gone

What day is today?

Valentine's day

Why people must send flowers

on Valentine's Day?

Bad taste

Valentine's day doesn't mean

to be lovers

It also means you are someone respectful

One of the 30 hard work youths

Miss Cher, the flowers are beautiful

I told him not to send to the office

But I have too many at home

Take it out and put it just wherever

Ok

See who hasn't got any flower

and give her one

It feels bad without some flowers today

Yes

How can it be?

Michael, change the tyres for me

I have an appointment! Sorry

You bastard, don't give me a hand

If you make any mistakes

I will pay it back

Miss Cher, still here?

How nice you are still here

Help me to change the tyres

Some bastard stole my tyres

Do you have four spare tyres?

No

I can't help

Let me see

Nice idea, huh?

You help her find the tyres

he'll treat you well

Where can I find them?

Don't count me in

This's Dorlina's favourite car

We're friends, aren't we?

Fine

Thanks Andy

That's all right, Miss Cher

Just call me Feliciana

Fel... oh never mind

Cher is my Mom's family name

Really?

I should call you sister

It's not too late

But you could be younger

Don't flatter me

I think I am older

Really?

Horny is a nice guy

He gave me everything on his cars

You really don't know?

What?

He's been dreaming of loving you

When he'd first seen you...

He stopped all contacts with other women

and said he had to keep

a pure body for you

He's crazy

That's dumb

You will never choose him

Or else he's lucky

He really means it

Don't be too cruel

A little bit

Well, to be a little bit kind

I try going out with him

Are you serious? Don't tell him

I am afraid he'd be shocked

What if we go out in groups

We go to the disco together

OK, I will tell him

This's excited?

I had tried the toughest one

and now one more for me

Dorlina won't let me go out at night

Let me do it

Women have no right to decide

We pick you up now

Whom are you talking to?

Just the weather report

Wash it carefully

it is worth a few thousands

Why so expensive, you don't need it

So you don't need to

wear underwear then?

Horny, we are sorry

What?

Horny, we are sorry this time

We missed your dad at the border

The sneaker has got him

I didn't know you had a father in China

I didn't tell you before

Just don't want to let you know

his mother was a slut

The sneaker wants $50,000

Of course not

It's no good at get him here

He'll send him back if you pay

Or he'll send him here Right

Don't know this true or not

What's that?

It is an electrical chastity belt

If you are horny

It will beep

Really?

Come over and I'll tell you something

See how you can fool with the girls

Hey, that b*tch hasn't come yet

Wait

Hi, handsome

Who is Andy?

Andy? Which Andy?

Who?

Not me

It doesn't exist in the world

Frank, you have to help me

I'm Robinhood, I'll try

Please help me with that Cher woman

That will be the end of me, no

What can we do then?

Do it yourself

I just have $10,000 left, all yours

You fix it up for me

$10,000 in cash

You won't help me?

I will

$10,000

I am free this time

So soon

Stay calm

Sh*t

Stay calm

What's the noise?

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