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As You Are
Madison Harrison
2016
1 Thanks for coming in, Jack. How you feeling? Yeah, stupid question I guess, all right, look. What you're going through is unimaginable, bu...Rate it:

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As Young as You Feel
Paddy Chayefsky
1951
[Applause] #[Instrumental Prelude] Get a load of the boss, will you? - What a patron of the arts. - Shh! #[Continues] #[Piccolo Solo] #[Picc...Rate it:

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Away All Boats
Ted Sherdeman
1956
Pearl Harbor was already history. U.S. Marines had clawed their way onto Guadalcanal... and American soldiers were settling in North Africa......Rate it:

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Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015
I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018
1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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Be with You
Yoshikazu Okada
2004
edited by mankind Start getting up, Dad. You've slept in. OK. Coming! Good morning. Good morning. You brought it very quickly. The truth is...Rate it:

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Because I Love You
Amanda De Lany
2016
1 It's all ready, sir. - Thank you. - Good luck! When was your most nerve-racking day of your life? I bet there are many, but the day you pr...Rate it:

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Because of You
Ketti Frings
1952
Gee Mike, you're a dreamy dancer. A swell party, Mike. I wish you and your doll didn't have a place to go. We'd make a night of it. Mike don't ...Rate it:

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Before All Others
Craig McMahon
2016
1 You must be Katie. Hi, I'm Rachel. So what grade are you in? Fifth. Fifth, do you like school? It's okay. It's okay, what do you wanna be...Rate it:

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Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Kelly Masterson
2007
1 Oh, God. Well, what the hell happened? - We're an old married couple. - Mmm-hmm. Was it the pot? I don't think so, because we brought it w...Rate it:

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Bettie Page Reveals All
Douglas Miller
2012
1 Ladies and Gentlemen, here she is now. Let's get together and meet that very delightful, that sultry siren of the southland, the lovely Bet...Rate it:

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Blaze You Out
Mateo Frazier
2013
(FOOTSTEPS) (DISTANT TRAFFIC SOUNDS) MAN: Damn, Froggy. You fucking retarded or what? - FROGGY: He grabbed it. - "He grabbed it." - You sho...Rate it:

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Boston Stays Up Late All Night
Jimmy Crower
1951
EXT - Boston, Massachusetts - NightRate it:

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Breakable You
Fred Parnes
2017
1 [] [CHUCKLES] Hello, Ellie. [SIGHS] You're looking well. You too. [SIGHS] I'm glad we can do this. Do what, Adam? Get together without...Rate it:

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Breakin' All the Rules
Daniel Taplitz
2004
Why can't he use the doggy door? He doesn't understand. It's too new. Your dog? Your house. - Did you see the paper? - No. The old man is st...Rate it:

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Bring It On: All or Nothing
Alyson Fouse
2006
Oh, do we have a party going on here or what? People, this is how we do this, this is how we do it! Now it's time for the moment we've all be...Rate it:

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Careful What You Wish For
Chris Frisina
2015
1 When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences. You're invincible. Of course, they tell you all kinds of things to scare you. "Nothi...Rate it:

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Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002
Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

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Cats Don't Come When You Call
Sugisaku
2016
Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Charlie Brown's All Stars!
Charles M. Schulz
1966
[BAT HITS BALL] ALL: You blockhead, Charlie Brown! [SQUEAKS] Well, tomorrow starts another baseball season then. I've worked up a few statist...Rate it:

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Charlie Brown’s All Star’s
Tyler A. Craft
1966
[Movie Begins where Charlie Brown is on the pitchers mound, he throws the ball forward, there is a baseball bat CRACK! Charlie Brown tries to catch...Rate it:

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Choosing the Best Photography Course for You
dhruvinjain
2000
Photographyis not just a hobby; it's an art form, a passion, and for many, a profession. Whether you're a beginner looking to master the ...Rate it:

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Concert for Bangladesh Revisited with George Harrison and Friends
Unknown
2005
Mr Harrison, with all of the enormous problems in the world, how did you happen to choose this one to do something about? Because I was asked by ...Rate it:

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Could You Be Loved?
Dermot James
2015
(upbeat music) - Hey there, smiley face. - Oh my God. Fred, yes. Look, Fred, she's beautiful. She's perfect. What's up? - I saw you running ...Rate it:

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