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Thank You Rajan Aggarwal 2011	Sanjana... we aren't happy... it seems as if we are living a compromise. The spark is gone. Our marriage isn't working out. Alright, Raj. I ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Thank You Arunlal Ramachandran 2013	- Clean up those plates - Okay " Dai! " Sir! Haven't you been asked to close shop by this hour? I was about to wind up but that big chicken ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Thank You For Smoking Jason Reitman 2005	Robin Williger. He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history. He's on the debate team. Robin's future looke...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Thank You for Your Service Jason Hall 2017	I was a good soldier. I had purpose, and I loved it. I rode shotgun in a lead Humvee, and I looked for bombs. You don't see the bomb unless ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
That Thing You Do! Tom Hanks 1996	[Pop] [Whistling Song] [Continues] [Ends] [Cymbals Shiver] [Record Starts] [Jazz Plays] [Telephone Rings] [Ring] Patterson's. Man: What's...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The can’t cevt calb club Bill smego 2017	FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Company You Keep Lem Dobbs 2012	A Federal Grand Jury in Detroit today charged the thirteen top leaders of 'the Weathermen' with plotting to bomb public buildings in Chicago, De...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Devil You Know Alex Michaelides 2013	[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life Mauro Graiani 2013	1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
The Five People You Meet in Heaven Mitch Albom 2004	1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Girl Can't Help It Frank Tashlin 1956	##[Orchestra Tuning Up] Ladies and gentlemen... the motion picture you are about to see... is a story of music. I play the role ofTom Miller, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Least Among You Mark Young 2009	College boy thought he'd have him a color TV. -Hey, y'all, look-a here. -I didn't do anything. Suit on the outside and a Negro on the inside. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Right Stuff Philip Kaufman 1983	There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up. Their planes would buffet ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Stuff Larry Cohen 1985	1 ( gurgling ) What the hell is this? So smooth! Huh! That tastes real good! Tasty! Sweet! MAN: Harry, what are you doing down there? Taking...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead Scott Rosenberg 1995	Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs\|to kiss her fella, made a mistake\|and kissed a snake. How many doctors\|did it take? - One, two, thr...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You Jonathan Tropper 2014	Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You Tomoko Yoshida 2016	1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Tomorrow You're Gone Matthew F. Jones 2012	My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me) Roberto Benigni 1983	Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Turtles Can Fly Bahman Ghobadi 2004	Kurdistan, Iraq - Turkish border A few weeks before the US-Iraq war. TURTLES CAN FLY Written and Directed by Bahman Ghobadi Pashow, tell my da...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Twelfth Night: Or What You Will Trevor Nunn 1996	I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Two Can Play That Game Mark Brown 2001	He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor? Phil Vischer 1995	Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Warning: This Drug May Kill You Unknown 2017	Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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