Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)

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Come! Come!

Dale!

The sheep must walk alone.

Come Smarrita!

Do not stop!

Come here! On the other hand!

You left

and career change, eh!

Do not over pastor!

Come here!

Do not make me angry,

it's late.

Come!

Smarrita, come here!

Is that you, Benigno?

Benigno!

Smarrita!

Come here! I leave you alone?

Too bad I have

with sheep...

Come here!

- Benigno!

- Hello, Jose!

- How you doing?

- Well, what about you?

- Well.

- Come here!

- Joseph!

- Dear Benigno...

- How are you?

- Do you? - Well.

We never see.

Have you grown a beard?

- It's nice, is not it?

- Bravo!

Remember how much fun we had

children?

And now...

- How are things going?

- Mal, unfortunately.

I do not know what happens

I lose all the sheep.

Remember the flock that was?

I have done witchcraft.

The lose!

Every day I have ten less.

I lost everything.

I can only...

this...

I lost the last!

No more being a pastor.

Sorry.

Need a herd?

I wish!

- Hey, are you free tonight?

- Yes, why?

- Is that Mary and I are

dinner guests... - Mary and you?

- Yes, do you remember her?

- Your wife.

- Long time no see... How are you?

- Well, thank you.

Then we have to leave

our son just...

Son? How?

- Do not you had a girl?

- No child.

- Child?

- Jesus.

- Jesus?

- It's a clever, a demon!

- His name is Jesus? - Yes

- How beautiful!

- I understand, you want me to look after him.

- Yes

- One night you have to visit,

Mary and you. - Sure.

And the other child and will care.

Go, I'll take care.

Thanks, Benigno.

Mary, come!

Benigno care for Jesus.

Joseph, you've put on some weight.

Smarrita!

I lose all the sheep!

Thanks, Benigno.

You're welcome, Mary.

Come on, Mary.

Have fun!

A child?

Jesus! Jesus...

Where are you?

Jesus!

He's hiding to scare me.

Want to scare me,

but you scare me to you!

I Benigno,

the foul fiend!

What antique lamps

so pretty!

Jesus!

Jesus!

I am Satan Beelzebub,

I'm looking for Jesus!

Look how many things!

If I had a child like you!

But my Lazarus...

is handsome, but is tremendous.

I can not get out of bed.

Every morning yelling:

"Lazarus, walk! Arise!"

Pretend to be dead

and is in bed until 4.

What "lassoed"

dear Je... Jo... Joshua!

Look how nice house

has got your father!

At first it seemed a...

no offense, a little late.

As children we joked,

say, 'There's Jos! "

I thought that neither marry,

but has got a pretty wife,

a nice house, a beautiful son...

Jesus! Jesus!

But where do you go?

Now I can not think of anything to

entertain... You are a child seriously!

Dear Jesus, we are here

I and "you"!

You really...

How old are you?

Five!

Bravo, in fact look it five.

Did I tell you of when you were born?

Beautiful! If you saw what a party!

It had snowed all night.

I brought your father a sheep

and your mother.

The sky was starry,

seemed a manger.

And people came from everywhere,

must have a conference.

They camels, black,

Americans, Yugoslavs, Albanians,

People everywhere!

Seemed Carnival!

I had fun.

But it was Carnival, it was Christmas!

You were born just for Christmas.

On December 25 of the year zero.

Just born in year zero, in fact

Now we are in the 5 after Jesus.

Yes.

December 25,'re Capricorn.

It is a good sign, even lucky.

It is the sign of normal people

the quiet life without Bravery.

We will expect a fairly regular life,

I'm happy for you.

Dear Jesus, life is tough!

Today to pull forward

to do miracles!

I'll give you some advice,

Do not worry about politics,

leave,

do not get to give

speeches to people.

Religion is even worse.

Priests are tremendous,

are Pig...

They are rotten,

they effect the intestine.

"Power, struggles, I'm a priest"...

Go and...

You drown,

smother you in power, you know?

You are strong,

let not oppress.

And if one gives you a slap,

you give a punch

gums,

so do not give it back.

Got it?

Then I married a beautiful

girl, local course

beautiful, healthy, without inflammation

and create a family.

But then, do not marry soon,

Enjoy life!

Gzala at least until the

Wine, dances, parties,

drink, drop to the ground,

that life is short.

It has been off the fire!

Is there some wood?

This is the advice

I can give myself.

Right in the foot!

But look how weird wood

does your father!

Want to make the horse?

Do you know him?

See, I always do

with my son.

The horse!

Look what work I have to do!

The horse is lame!

Down! One, two, three!

Enough, I give up!

It's all dirty.

Your parents tell you that I'm a pastor

Dirty, used for the lambs.

I soiled the lambs

I wash them in the tub.

Last cauldron, bathroom

is ready!

Come here, a good soaking!

One, two, three...

A good soaking...

Down!

Must be hard water.

I I have water in my house

softer, is low.

Water is different.

Look at water use here!

What good!

You swim in a strange style,

the "Jesus style".

Freestyle is a very free!

Come!

Down! But you're not a child,

're an inflatable boat.

You know, people are strange

that when he gets in the water falls.

I have known children

immersed in the water to fall.

Which children so rare!

Now wash you,

but clean.

It's a trick, right?

I also do not know,

even on ice!

A wash well.

Also my nephew Jude

teases me.

Usually, malignant, a snake!

But it's good, it always gives me a kiss.

Let's see... The head

does not wash, and face either.

The ear, the other...

So what's here?

Enough to dry.

A dry!

Bravo, ready.

See how you were dirty,

and do not want to wash!

Come on, it's over the bathroom!

Are you hungry?

I like to have dinner.

But unfortunately there is nothing.

Well, I think there

a fish.

But only one.

Who will eat it?

Me? Thanks, very friendly.

It is up to richer.

Dinner is over, no more.

Thank you.

Look up!

A private property!

Look here!

Another! This will give it to you,

you eat dinner and that's it...

And very rich!

They are great!

Look there!

A calf without milk!

Watch!

Miracle, "milagrsimo"!

Did you see?

I know even with the bread making.

If you give me a loaf of bread,

I make 712 loaves appear

and a baker.

Depends on the day.

Look there!

Nothing, I always get.

You can serve more,

if you are in trouble.

I like you because you're gay.

I like the whole family.

You, your father Joseph,

hard worker,

your mother Mary...

Mary...

Mary... Mary...

To you I can tell you,

your mother Mary

I always liked it.

When we were young,

I was in love.

Yes, I liked it.

I was young and not ugly...

And so...

I liked.

Nothing ever happened and nobody

did you know, not even her.

But a voice,

one day I took a look, but...

I could not more,

dreamed of her,

I wanted to see it,

to hug her, hard.

I wanted to talk about anything,

type:
"How old are you?"

Perhaps a sentence

but was never able.

I loved, one day

even decided to tell him.

I came, I saw and I said:

"I marry Joseph. "

Exclaimed:
"No!" And she: "Yes".

You stay bad.

I said:

"Why are you home with Joseph?"

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