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Snow White: A Tale of Terror
Tom Szolossi
1997		1 [Wolves growling] Whoa! Easy. We'll be home soon, Lilliana. Lilliana. I can't breathe. Dear God! Karl! [Karl screaming] The baby. You m...Rate it:

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So You Want to Be a Gladiator
Richard L. Bare
1955		Says here taxes are goin' higher. Higher? I'm already in the three pig bracket. Joe, if you had any gumption, you'd ask ol' skinflint for a rais...Rate it:

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Someone Like You...
Elizabeth Chandler
2001		If someone had asked me not long ago... why I thought it was that men left women and never came back, I would have said this: "New cow. " The...Rate it:

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Someone You Love
Kim Fupz Aakeson
2014		SOMEONE YOU LOVE Thank you? Living room and piano there. Kitchen there. Your room here. We have a great night planned for you. A lot of won...Rate it:

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Southside With You
Richard Tanne
2016		( music playing ) - Lunch is almost up, honey. - Okay. Yes? - Thought it wasn't a date. - It wasn't and it isn't. Thought you said he was jus...Rate it:

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Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life
Steve Martin
2018		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Steve Martin! Thank you! Thank you very much. Thank you. Wow! Thank you so much! It's not necessary. T...Rate it:

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Stuck on You
Peter Farrelly
2003		Slow it down, Bob. Need a doughnut break. We're having chest pains. Keep it moving, flabby. Opening night is less than a week away. Where in ...Rate it:

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Stupid 7
Pali Bhupinder Singh
2013		1 Hi. I'm Parry. Parry Sandhu. I want to be a singer. But my father wants me to be an engineer. He got me into non-medicaI by force. But.. ...Rate it:

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Stupid Air Bison
Henry
0		INT. SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE, SYDNEY - AFTERNOON Funny A kick yo asseer MR MC SHOE TOWN is arguing with A Comedian A Poop yo asseer MRS MC MUFFIN LOV...Rate it:

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Sydney White
Chad Gomez Creasey
2007		(# "New Day's Dawning" by Saturn Missiles) For Syd. (man) Syd. Yo, sign Syd's card. It's for Syd. Hey, Syd! Got a little something for you. ...Rate it:

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Thank You
Rajan Aggarwal
2011		Sanjana... we aren't happy... it seems as if we are living a compromise. The spark is gone. Our marriage isn't working out. Alright, Raj. I ...Rate it:

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Thank You
Arunlal Ramachandran
2013		- Clean up those plates - Okay " Dai! " Sir! Haven't you been asked to close shop by this hour? I was about to wind up but that big chicken ...Rate it:

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Thank You For Smoking
Jason Reitman
2005		Robin Williger. He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history. He's on the debate team. Robin's future looke...Rate it:

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Thank You for Your Service
Jason Hall
2017		I was a good soldier. I had purpose, and I loved it. I rode shotgun in a lead Humvee, and I looked for bombs. You don't see the bomb unless ...Rate it:

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That Thing You Do!
Tom Hanks
1996		[Pop] [Whistling Song] [Continues] [Ends] [Cymbals Shiver] [Record Starts] [Jazz Plays] [Telephone Rings] [Ring] Patterson's. Man: What's...Rate it:

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The Adventures Of Dean White (Final Draft/5th Draft 3/22/2020)
Wade Cross
2020		We open up on high schoolers having a party. We have several shots on couples making out, kids drinking, kids playing video games, as we get to Dea...Rate it:

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The Age of Stupid
Franny Armstrong
2009		Welcome to the global archive, a vast storage structure located 800km north of Norway. It contains the artwork from every national museum. The...Rate it:

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The can’t cevt calb club
Bill smego
2017		FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....Rate it:

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The Company You Keep
Lem Dobbs
2012		A Federal Grand Jury in Detroit today charged the thirteen top leaders of 'the Weathermen' with plotting to bomb public buildings in Chicago, De...Rate it:

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The Devil You Know
Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

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The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life
Mauro Graiani
2013		1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...Rate it:

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The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Mitch Albom
2004		1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...Rate it:

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The Fix It Boys
Mike Dornbirer
2017		1 (PEACEFUL MUSIC) CRICKET: My Uncle Jim once told me that life is about change. Not just change, but how we respond to change. I didn't kno...Rate it:

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The Girl Can't Help It
Frank Tashlin
1956		##[Orchestra Tuning Up] Ladies and gentlemen... the motion picture you are about to see... is a story of music. I play the role ofTom Miller, ...Rate it:

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