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The Next Best Thing
Tom Ropelewski
2000
To the left. Breathe. Open your chest. Again. - Here you go, boss. - Thanks. - Hi. - I couldn't get a sitter. It's okay. Go get a mat. Hi....Rate it:

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The Night After
Lewis William
2016
(Drew is typing on her computer at work as danny walks in ) Danny: what you doing Drew:Nothing Danny:Ok Drew:How are you Danny Danny:I�...Rate it:

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The Night Before
Jonathan Levine
2015
Here's a little story I'd like to tell... about three best friends and their first Noel. It begins right before Christmas 2001... when a young ...Rate it:

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The Night Before Christmas
Jess Hill
1941
1 NARRATOR: It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house... ...not a creature was stirring... ...not even a mouse. [SNIFFING] ...Rate it:

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The Night Eats the World
Jérémie Guez
2018
I can't believe you came. - You didn't tell me you were celebrating something. They're just some of my dear friends. Yeah, I just came to get m...Rate it:

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The Night Flier
Mark Pavia
1997
Come in, over. I can't have you sitting in the middle of my runway, host Respond, over. This is Buck Kendall trying you again. You gotta move ...Rate it:

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The Night Has Eyes
Alan Kennington
1942
1 Very well, girls. Have a happy holiday and goodbye until next term. You may go now. Miss Ives. Yes, dear? Will you be taking us for next te...Rate it:

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The Night Listener
Armistead Maupin
2006
(piano) (creak) (feedback) (thumps) -(man) Ready? -(woman murmurs) -( man) Yeah, let's try it like that. -(papers rustle) From the studios ...Rate it:

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The Night of the Following Day
Hubert Cornfield
1969
Would you fasten your seat belt, please? Fasten your seat belt, please. Miss? Would you fasten your seat belt, please? Would you fasten your ...Rate it:

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The Night of the Generals
Joseph Kessel
1967
Take cover! There's some more, over there! Back up, around the other way. [SPEAKS IN POLISH] What's the odd smell in this house, inspector? T...Rate it:

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The Night Porter
Liliana Cavani
1974
Good evening. You're early. I want to get off early tomorrow morning. Ah. Here are the flowers, the newspaper and the cigarettes... - that th...Rate it:

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The Night They Raided Minsky's
Arnold Schulman
1968
- Oh, sir? - Professor Spats. Is this the section of Manhattan that is spoke of as the East Side? The Lower East Side. Is this then the Nation...Rate it:

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The Night They Saved Christmas
Jim Moloney
1984
1 I would've bet the ranch on that well. That field is down there somewhere, I'm sure of it. I think so too. We're running out of time. We g...Rate it:

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The Night Walker
Robert Bloch
1964
1 What are dreams? What do they mean? What do you know about the secret world you visit when you sleep? Strange figures. Strange faces. Cre...Rate it:

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The Night Watch
Paula Milne
2011
If you go to the cinema mid way through a film, you watch the second half first, don't you? So you see how the characters end up in the story....Rate it:

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The Noble Night’s of The Kingdom
Aaron Edward
2021
Once Upon a Time there was 3 Noble night’s who promised to the king to protect the kingdom... The 3 Noble Nights was: The Holy James, The Noble Adu...Rate it:

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The Sisterhood of Night
Marilyn Fu
2014
1 It was in an atmosphere of furious accusation and hysterical rumor that this story took place. We were between fourteen and sixteen years ...Rate it:

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The Skin I Live In
Thierry Jonquet
2011
THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...Rate it:

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The Wedding Night
Edwin H. Knopf
1935
John, where's your host? First door to the right. - Tony. - Well, he had it coming to him. Well, I didn't say anything. I only said your last ...Rate it:

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They Drive by Night
Jerry Wald
1940
- How's it going, Joe? - Okay. Fill her up. - What are you hauling? - Apples. - How's your brother, Paul? - Asleep. Every time you come here,...Rate it:

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They Live by Night
Charles Schnee
1948
I knew that tire had to go. You talk too much. - Please, mister, please. - Uh-uh. Yeah. - Now what? - Now to get to that brother of yours. -...Rate it:

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Tim Minchin: So Live
Tim Minchin
2007
I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I a...Rate it:

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To Live and Die in L.A.
William Friedkin
1985
1 I believe that in both spirit and substance... ...our tax system has come to be un-American. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but unjust ...Rate it:

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Tonight and Every Night
Lesser Samuels
1945
Thanks. What's the idea of the pictures, mister? Life magazine's doing a story on the theater. Why didn't you tell me? Look at my hair! What'...Rate it:

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