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The Night Has Eyes
Alan Kennington
1942		1 Very well, girls. Have a happy holiday and goodbye until next term. You may go now. Miss Ives. Yes, dear? Will you be taking us for next te...Rate it:

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The Night Listener
Armistead Maupin
2006		(piano) (creak) (feedback) (thumps) -(man) Ready? -(woman murmurs) -( man) Yeah, let's try it like that. -(papers rustle) From the studios ...Rate it:

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The Night of the Following Day
Hubert Cornfield
1969		Would you fasten your seat belt, please? Fasten your seat belt, please. Miss? Would you fasten your seat belt, please? Would you fasten your ...Rate it:

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The Night of the Generals
Joseph Kessel
1967		Take cover! There's some more, over there! Back up, around the other way. [SPEAKS IN POLISH] What's the odd smell in this house, inspector? T...Rate it:

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The Night Porter
Liliana Cavani
1974		Good evening. You're early. I want to get off early tomorrow morning. Ah. Here are the flowers, the newspaper and the cigarettes... - that th...Rate it:

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The Night They Raided Minsky's
Arnold Schulman
1968		- Oh, sir? - Professor Spats. Is this the section of Manhattan that is spoke of as the East Side? The Lower East Side. Is this then the Nation...Rate it:

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The Night They Saved Christmas
Jim Moloney
1984		1 I would've bet the ranch on that well. That field is down there somewhere, I'm sure of it. I think so too. We're running out of time. We g...Rate it:

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The Night Walker
Robert Bloch
1964		1 What are dreams? What do they mean? What do you know about the secret world you visit when you sleep? Strange figures. Strange faces. Cre...Rate it:

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The Night Watch
Paula Milne
2011		If you go to the cinema mid way through a film, you watch the second half first, don't you? So you see how the characters end up in the story....Rate it:

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The Noble Night’s of The Kingdom
Aaron Edward
2021		Once Upon a Time there was 3 Noble night’s who promised to the king to protect the kingdom... The 3 Noble Nights was: The Holy James, The Noble Adu...Rate it:

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The Sisterhood of Night
Marilyn Fu
2014		1 It was in an atmosphere of furious accusation and hysterical rumor that this story took place. We were between fourteen and sixteen years ...Rate it:

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The Skin I Live In
Thierry Jonquet
2011		THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...Rate it:

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The Wedding Night
Edwin H. Knopf
1935		John, where's your host? First door to the right. - Tony. - Well, he had it coming to him. Well, I didn't say anything. I only said your last ...Rate it:

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They Drive by Night
Jerry Wald
1940		- How's it going, Joe? - Okay. Fill her up. - What are you hauling? - Apples. - How's your brother, Paul? - Asleep. Every time you come here,...Rate it:

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They Live by Night
Charles Schnee
1948		I knew that tire had to go. You talk too much. - Please, mister, please. - Uh-uh. Yeah. - Now what? - Now to get to that brother of yours. -...Rate it:

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Tim Minchin: So Live
Tim Minchin
2007		I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I a...Rate it:

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To Live and Die in L.A.
William Friedkin
1985		1 I believe that in both spirit and substance... ...our tax system has come to be un-American. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but unjust ...Rate it:

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Tonight and Every Night
Lesser Samuels
1945		Thanks. What's the idea of the pictures, mister? Life magazine's doing a story on the theater. Why didn't you tell me? Look at my hair! What'...Rate it:

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Tonight Is Not a Good Night for Dying
Ali Asgari
2011		Tonight is not a night for dying Eh... Sir! Hey! Don't move him. Why is he naked? Sir, bring something to cover him up. What's happened? I do...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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Two Lost in a Dirty Night
Paulo Halm
2002		1 TWO LOST IN A DIRTY NIGH - 2 Perdidos numa Noite Suja - Mom, I'm sorry I haven't written. But I'm too busy. I'm not complaining. It's all go...Rate it:

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Uptown Saturday Night
Richard Wesley
1974		-Sarah? -Yes? Would you mind living in the country? Course not. You're forgetting I was born in the country. It's in my blood. Someday maybe w...Rate it:

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Violent Saturday
Sydney Boehm
1955		Hello. Hello. It's nice to come back. Hopefully I will sell better. Must let you know. I tried to explain to my guys. There are new customers ...Rate it:

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Ways to Live Forever
Gustavo Ron
2010		Recording! Don't look at me, this was your idea. Today is January the seventh. This is my first diary entry. This is a video-book, and everyth...Rate it:

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