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Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python Graham Chapman 1989	Good evening. In the late 1960s, a comic force emerged which was so original, so zany, so fabulously different, that many people felt that t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ready Or Not Sean Doyle 2009	. , '. : ! ! ; ! . . . ' . . . , . : . , . ; . ; , ! . , ; ... ... , . , . ' . - . , . . . . ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
SAD NOT YET? mereuta 2020	Very Short Introduction Narrator follows an account of a time of the to-come, mainly with twists, switches, and bangs. Years are mingled like thou...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Safety Not Guaranteed Derek Connolly 2012	How far back do you want me to go? CoIIege? l was totally outgoing. A real people person. ln high school, l felt like that mouse that gets dro...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
She Loves Me Not Brian Jun 2013	1 ( coughing ) ( groans ) ( heavy equipment rumbling ) ( clattering ) ( coughing ) ( hammering, stapling ) ( power saw running ) ( thudding...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
She's Funny That Way Peter Bogdanovich 2014	I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
That's Not Me Gregory Erdstein 2017	(upbeat electro pop music) (audience applause) Wow, I feel so incredibly special. I don't even know where to start, if you told me five year...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Day I Was Not Born Florian Cossen 2010	THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN First race. 50 meters. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. - I'II be back soon. -Yes. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Destiny of India is being shaped in the class room SURBHI SAROHA 2017	The children are like clay as the teachers shape them with moral values, lessons and education they are shaped in that way. If our children are giv...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Importance of Being Earnest Oscar Wilde 1952	"The Importance of Being Earnest." Eating as usual, I see, Algy. I believe it is usual in good society... to take some slight refreshment after...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Importance of Being Earnest Oliver Parker 2002	Hey! Hey! There he is! Where's he going? -Bastard! Stop! You won't get away, sir! Time to pay your debt. Hey! Did you hear what I was play...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Making of 'The World Is Not Enough' Unknown 1999	So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond. Particularly on such short notice. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to? Bon! ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Perks of Being a Wallflower Stephen Chbosky 2012	The only time I feel good falling Is when I'm falling fast and hard for you The last two digits when I'm calling Fade away but somehow I'll ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Pleasure of Being Robbed Eleonore Hendricks 2008	[Ambient city traffic sounds] Becca! Edith! Amy! Stacy! Amanda! Janet! Julie! Dawn! Dawn! [Tires screeching] [Horns honking] - Hey. - ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Time Being Nenad Cicin-Sain 2012	1 There's a part of me that feels a man has got to just do a thing that wakes him up in the middle of the night. Things that he can't... can'...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Jean-Claude Carrière 1988	-Take off your clothes. -What? I said, take off your clothes. But you saw everything last night. But I need to check something. Only for three...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The World is Not Enough Neal Purvis and Robert Wade 1999	GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old Europe with new money of both dubious and legi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
This Is Not a Film Jafar Panahi 2011	Hello? Hello, hi. Hi. How's it going? Fine. How are you? Thanks. What's up? Not much. l'm having breakfast. Bon Appetite! Are you outside o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
This Is Not a Movie Olallo Rubio 2011	"A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS... ... A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING . A PSYCHOTIC IS SOMEONE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND... ... LO IS HAPPENING. " W...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
To Be or Not to Be Thomas Meehan 1983	NARRATOR: Europe, 1936. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland without a shot being fired. March, 1938: The Anschluss. Nazi troops annex Austria. Ag...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
To Have and Have Not Ernest Hemingway 1944	Good morning, Capt. Morgan. What can I do for you today? Same thing as yesterday. You and your client wish to make a temporary exit from the po...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
To Love or Not to Love Crosby Yip 2017	1 That dude over there looks pretty handsome You meant Jason? He does look hot Son of a monopoly with a single status, he is the real deal He ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Tonight Is Not a Good Night for Dying Ali Asgari 2011	Tonight is not a night for dying Eh... Sir! Hey! Don't move him. Why is he naked? Sir, bring something to cover him up. What's happened? I do...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
We Are Not Alone James Hilton 1939	A film by Lior Har-Lev Dear people. I'm leaving you today and going on a journey of thousands of light-years. Unfortunately, when I get back,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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