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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
David Koepp
2008		Come on, let's go! Let's go! Hey! Hey, guys! Faster! Hey, what you got under there? - Hey, you want to race? - Oh, please. - Co...Rate it:

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Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media
Unknown
1992		Three, two, one, take two. Good morning. Welcome to Erin Mills town centre. Home of the world's largest, permanent, point-of-purchase video wal...Rate it:

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Jesse Andrews
2015		I have no idea how to tell this story. I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sent...Rate it:

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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Marc Lawrence
2005		Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number? - Why would I do that, Clonsky? - Because she needs a man in her life. Yeah? Where do you fit in? ...Rate it:

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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Robin Schiff
1997		Take this pink ribbon|off my eyes I'm exposed|and it's no big surprise Don't ya think I know|exactly where I stand This world is forcing me|to h...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The High and the Mighty
Ernest K. Gann
1954		Hey, fella. Ain't you Dan Roman? Yeah. I heard you whistling and I said to myself, only one guy does that just so. I'd know that ugly face o...Rate it:

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The Old Man and the Sea
Ernest Hemingway
1999		Supper ! Wake up ! We're going to have supper. - I'm not very hungry. - Come on... eat. - You can't fish and not eat. - I have. You'll not f...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Serpent and the Rainbow
Richard Maxwell
1988		Allez avec bon Dieu. Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Field notes. Dr Dennis Alan, Rio Negro Botanical Expedition... ... Augu...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Squid and the Whale
Noah Baumbach
2005		Mom and me versus you and Dad. - Long. - That looked pretty good. - It was out. - It did look good. - Frank, it was out. - It's my call. Out....Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Twilight
Robert Benton
1998		Thanks, amigo. Hola. Dos Coca-Colas, por favor. I found her. What, right now? About 10 feet away. Yeah, him, too. Tomorrow afternoon, if I c...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince
Steve Kloves
2009		Millenium breaking disaster... All river traffic has been halted and police divers search for survivors. Surrounding area remains closed. The ...Rate it:

(2.87 / 8 votes)
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Tim Rice
1999		NARRATOR: Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do, Before their time on this planet is through. Some just don't have anything planned, They hide...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2010		Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
The Other Guys
Adam McKay
2010		In New York City is a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith. Why I decided on this roof to crawl? That can ...Rate it:

(2.33 / 12 votes)
A Boy and His Dog
L.Q. Jones
1975		Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!
P.F. Kluge
1989		The dark side's calling now nothing is real She'll never know just how I feel From out of the shadows she walks like a dream Makes me feel cr...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Steve Kloves
2010		These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has, perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry:...Rate it:

(2.00 / 5 votes)
Fuck and Dance Vol. 62 - Sperma für Jeannie und alle anderen Partyluder!
Unknown
2012		No? Come on, it's fun. - Add some yogurt to it. - No! Hello. You woke up... - No playing Game Boy! - Yes! - Come on, we're making ice cream...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Husbands and Wives
Woody Allen
1992		Einstein was then celebrating... ...the 70th birthday anniversary... ...and there was a colloquium|given for him. And he said: "God doesn't pla...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas
Jordi Gasull
2017		Come visit us at: Hence Eagle 107, Eagle 107. Approaching, Delta target. Eagle 107 to the base. Eagle 107 to the base. We found, found. The S...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Bonnie and Clyde
David Newman
1967		FADE IN. INT. BEDROOM. CLOSE-UP OF BONNIE PARKER. DAY Blonde, somewhat fragile, intelligent in expression. She is putting on make-up with in...Rate it:

(1.67 / 6 votes)
Lilo And Stitch
Unknown
2002		(mysterious music playing) (electronic surge thumps) (steady beeping) (clank) (rumbling) (whooshing) (clank) (electronic beeping) (crowd mu...Rate it:

(1.57 / 41 votes)
Arsenic and Old Lace
Julius J. Epstein
1944		I'll knock your block off, you big stiff! You're a bum! Strike! You're out! Elmer, here it is. -I knew you'd find it. -Boy, I could sure use a...Rate it:

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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Mike Judge
1996		The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from what seems like gia...Rate it:

(1.00 / 2 votes)

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