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Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media Unknown 1992	Three, two, one, take two. Good morning. Welcome to Erin Mills town centre. Home of the world's largest, permanent, point-of-purchase video wal...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Jesse Andrews 2015	I have no idea how to tell this story. I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sent...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Marc Lawrence 2005	Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number? - Why would I do that, Clonsky? - Because she needs a man in her life. Yeah? Where do you fit in? ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Robin Schiff 1997	Take this pink ribbon\|off my eyes I'm exposed\|and it's no big surprise Don't ya think I know\|exactly where I stand This world is forcing me\|to h...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Devil You Know Alex Michaelides 2013	[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The High and the Mighty Ernest K. Gann 1954	Hey, fella. Ain't you Dan Roman? Yeah. I heard you whistling and I said to myself, only one guy does that just so. I'd know that ugly face o...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Old Man and the Sea Ernest Hemingway 1999	Supper ! Wake up ! We're going to have supper. - I'm not very hungry. - Come on... eat. - You can't fish and not eat. - I have. You'll not f...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Serpent and the Rainbow Richard Maxwell 1988	Allez avec bon Dieu. Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Field notes. Dr Dennis Alan, Rio Negro Botanical Expedition... ... Augu...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Squid and the Whale Noah Baumbach 2005	Mom and me versus you and Dad. - Long. - That looked pretty good. - It was out. - It did look good. - Frank, it was out. - It's my call. Out....	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
To Fall in Love Sanjay Chhel 2000	Good evening ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of Prem Kumar and party, l extend a warm welcome to you. This is a joyous occasion. Friends, marri...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow You're Gone Matthew F. Jones 2012	My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
What to Expect When You're Expecting Shauna Cross 2012	1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince Steve Kloves 2009	Millenium breaking disaster... All river traffic has been halted and police divers search for survivors. Surrounding area remains closed. The ...	Rate it: (2.87 / 8 votes)
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Tim Rice 1999	NARRATOR: Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do, Before their time on this planet is through. Some just don't have anything planned, They hide...	Rate it: (2.75 / 4 votes)
You Kill Me Christopher Markus 2007	And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
A Boy and His Dog L.Q. Jones 1975	Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)
Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives! P.F. Kluge 1989	The dark side's calling now nothing is real She'll never know just how I feel From out of the shadows she walks like a dream Makes me feel cr...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)
Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Steve Kloves 2010	These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has, perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry:...	Rate it: (2.00 / 5 votes)
Down to You Kris Isacsson 2000	First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Fuck and Dance Vol. 62 - Sperma für Jeannie und alle anderen Partyluder! Unknown 2012	No? Come on, it's fun. - Add some yogurt to it. - No! Hello. You woke up... - No playing Game Boy! - Yes! - Come on, we're making ice cream...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Husbands and Wives Woody Allen 1992	Einstein was then celebrating... ...the 70th birthday anniversary... ...and there was a colloquium\|given for him. And he said: "God doesn't pla...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas Jordi Gasull 2017	Come visit us at: Hence Eagle 107, Eagle 107. Approaching, Delta target. Eagle 107 to the base. Eagle 107 to the base. We found, found. The S...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Bonnie and Clyde David Newman 1967	FADE IN. INT. BEDROOM. CLOSE-UP OF BONNIE PARKER. DAY Blonde, somewhat fragile, intelligent in expression. She is putting on make-up with in...	Rate it: (1.67 / 6 votes)
Lilo And Stitch Unknown 2002	(mysterious music playing) (electronic surge thumps) (steady beeping) (clank) (rumbling) (whooshing) (clank) (electronic beeping) (crowd mu...	Rate it: (1.57 / 41 votes)

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