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Bal-Can-Can Darko Mitrevski 2005	Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Face\Off Mike Werb 1997	FADE IN: EXT. SKYLINE -- NIGHT Drizzling ... cold ... foggy ... gray sky vanishes into gray sea without a seam ... fog so dense w...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life Mauro Graiani 2013	1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Matt Williams 1991	The reason for calling this conference at this particular moment is that we are convinced that we have overcome a major financial crisis, a c...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Accepting Anxiety, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good? Thomas Sanders 2017	[Thomas]: Previously on Sanders Sides... Ahhh- I didn't cut together any footage for this. [Roman]: Ugh, it's fine. I'll just perform the review m...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Better Off Dead... Savage Steve Holland 1985	Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Cat Shit One Motofumi Kobayashi 2010	This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off John Hughes 1986	Radio Announcer: It is a beautiful day in Chicago today, temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s. Right now 75 at the lake front, 74 at midway...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Get Lucky T.J. Ramini 2013	1 They call him Lucky. Is he? Depends who you ask. Tragic circumstances with his parents' murder. He skipped the county. So this guy just wa...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Get Shorty Scott Frank 1995	BLACK MAN'S VOICE Looks fuckin' cold out there. EXT. VESUVIO'S RESTAURANT -- MIAMI DAY It is cold. People walk by hugging themselves, pulling up...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club Bill smego 2017	FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Can Play That Game Mark Brown 2001	He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Get Out Jordan Peele 2017	I appeal to you therefore, brothers, by the mercies of God, topresent your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptableto God, which is your s...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Why Did I Get Married? Tyler Perry 2007	# "L" is for the way you look at me # # "O" is for the only one I see # # "V" is very, very # # Extraordinary # # "E" is even more than that # ...	Rate it: (4.22 / 9 votes)
Set It Off Takashi Bufford 1996	Thank you, sir. Have a nice day. Next in line, please. Ooh, a week in Hawaii. - All right, I'll fill in for you. - Are you sure? ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
Get on Up Jez Butterworth 2014	1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 A hot muggy Georgia morning. A pickup truck comes around acorner and moves towards us. ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
I Can Only Imagine Alex Cramer 2018	Thank you. I found a song that saved me through a time. You know how music does that? I was dealing with loss, with pain, and I heard this so...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man George Marion Jr. 1939	- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Get Him to the Greek Nicholas Stoller 2010	BLACKNESS SFX: CLAPPING EXT. UCLA LAWN - DAY AARON GREENBERG (early 20s) is walking across the stagegetting his diploma. He could not be more...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Get Smart Tom J. Astle 2008	[IN RUSSIAN] [IN KOREAN] [YELLS] [IN ARABIC] [IN ARABIC] [ABBA'S "TAKE A CHANCE ON ME" PLAYS ON HEADPHONES] WOMAN: And this display is all t...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Why Did I Get Married Too Tyler Perry 2010	I'll get you. I'll get you! You're playing with your ball,\|is that what you're doing? How's my little baby doing? You good? -Hey!\|-Look, Dad, it...	Rate it: (3.64 / 11 votes)
Catch Me If You Can Jeff Nathanson 2002	Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off John Hughes 1986	1 BLACK SCREEN1 MAIN TITLES IT'S SILENT. A BEAT...AND AN EXPLOSION OF SOUND. A HOUSEHOLD IN THE MORNING. KIDS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. CLOCK R...	Rate it: (3.33 / 3 votes)
You Can't Take It with You Robert Riskin 1938	- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)

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