iCarly Page #3

Carly:

You’ve seen the animal channel(Freddie’s confused) The(looks around and pushes Freddie away from the middle of the Hallway)The horses(Freddie is even more confused) When they want two horses to, you know “date”,(Freddie holds back a smile and laughter-Carly awkwardly) They put them in the same barn together and then they like turn the barn lights down and(shaking Freddie) you know what I’m talkin’ about why are you making me say it!

Freddie:

So we get Sam and Brad, take em to a barn-

Carly:

Stop it this is important. Help me do this, for Sam.

Freddie:

Alright, but if she gets mad at me-

Gibby:

(running in)Hey hey, uh Spencer pucked a little bit.

Carly:

Please, please just clean it up. We have something really important to do. Come on (Freddie mouths sorry and they walk away)

Gibby:

Sure. Always make Gibby clean the vomit out of the sensory stimulus chamber.

End Scene Six

Scene Seven

begins in the classroom where Sam and Brad are working on their school project together

Sam:

So how’d you learn to make fudge?

Brad:

Oh, my uh Great grandmother taught me.

Sam:

She was a good woman Brad

Brad:

She’s still alive

Sam:

Even better

Carly and Freddie enter and Carly encourages Freddie to make the announcement now

Freddie:

Uh, hey everyone, I uh just saw a two-headed frog out in the courtyard (Sam and Brad shrug) Two heads, on a frog! Come on I’ll show ya!

Carly:

Yes follow Freddie, come on, alright (Sam and Brad start to leave) Oh wait don’t go

Sam:

Why not?

Brad:

We wanna see the two-headed frog

Carly:

Nah Freddie exaggerated the-the number of heads (starts to back out and turn the lights off) I’m not coming back(shakes head and leaves Sam and Brad alone)

Sam and Brad awkwardly move apart

Brad:

Just a one headed frog

Sam:

Less impressive

End Scene Seven

Scene Eight

begins in the other classroom with Spencer pacing in the sensory stimulus chamber.

Spencer:

Come on I am starving!!

Gibby:

(in an accent) It wears the blindfold if it wants to be fed

Spencer:

Stop doing that accent it’s creeping me out(hitting glass)and give me some food!

Carly:

Put on the blindfold and we’ll feed you

Spencer:

(reluctantly) Alright

Carly:

(Carly and Gibby move to the side of the chamber) Here’s a bowl of chowder and a spoon.

Gibby:

Are you sure we should do this?

Carly:

It’s for science

Gibby:

So, what’s science ever done for me?

Carly:

Ugh artificial sweeteners, man on the moon, liquid soap

Gibby:

Ok

Carly:

Put the chowder through the slot

Gibby:

Alright

Carly:

Ok Spencer now just reach to you left and Gibby’ll hand you a bowl of chowder and a spoon.

Spencer:

It’s about time!

Gibby opens case

Carly:

Now push the button

Spencer:

(gets electrocuted by chowder and spills it all over the place) Ahh!

Carly:

Hey what happened?

Spencer:

What happened? I was-What did you do to my chowder?

Gibby:

(writing on clipboard) Electrocution turbs appetite.

Sam:

(walking in-annoyed) Carly Shay

Carly:

(looks over-then to Gibby)Back in a sec

Sam:

Might be more than a sec

Carly:

What are you doing here? Why aren’t you with Brad?

Sam:

That wasn’t cool

Carly:

(innocently) What?

Sam:

I know the whole two-headed frog thing was just to get me alone with Brad.

Carly:

Yeah, I was hooking you up

Sam:

I don’t need you to hook me up

Carly:

You love him

Sam:

I don’t love Brad!!!

Carly:

The pearpad said you do!

Sam:

It’s a stupid computer app!

Carly:

You’ve been acting different!

Sam:

(looking away-mumbling) No I haven’t

Carly:

Oh come on! Lately whenever Freddie and Brad do anything all of a sudden you wanna tag along. Brad’s so nice, he’s polite, he’s smart, he’s got no warrants! Think of the fudgy good times you guys could have together! Don’t you want a nice boyfriend? Go for it! Make a move! I just want you to be happy.

Sam:

Then bake me a pie.(walks away)

Gibby:

I love pie

Carly:

Gibby!

End Scene Eight

Scene Nine

begins with Sam, sitting outside, drinking a bottle of water

Freddie:

(opens the door-sticks head in)Yo yo

Sam:

Carly send you to find me?

Freddie:

Nope

Sam:

Oh so you don’t know we had a little argument?

Freddie:

She told me about your little argument. I just said she didn’t tell me to come find you.

Sam:

Good.

Freddie:

But Carly’s right

Sam:

HHH Ugghh!

Freddie:

Groan all you want.

Sam:

I don’t care what your stupid pearpad app says about me being in love, I’m not into Brad like that.

Freddie:

Lately everytime I tell you that Brad and I are doing something together you wanna come hang with us.

Sam:

And that means I’m in love with him?

Freddie:

Well you hate me!

Sam:

(mumbling) Never said I hate you

Freddie:

Yeah, you have. Like 900 times. I still have the birthday card you gave me that says “Happy Birthday, I hate you. Hate, Sam!”

Sam:

(pleadingly) Just leeaave!

Freddie:

Fine I’ll leeaave

Sam:

Bye!

Freddie:

But before I go-

Sam:

(gets up) That’s it. Get out of here before I do a double fist dance on your face.

Freddie:

(not moving) You can threaten your double fist face dancing all you want, but Carly’s still right. Look, I know it’s scary for you to put your feelings out there cause’ you never know if the person you like is gonna like you back. Everyone feels that way but you never know what might happen if you don’t- (Sam grabs him and kisses him. Out the window Carly is watching with a shocked expression on her face. Freddie’s eyes are open with shock. After eleven seconds Sam pulls away and it gets awkward)

Freddie:

(tries to say something but is to shocked to so he just makes a noise)

Sam:

Sorry

Freddie:

(long beat) It’s cool

End Scene Nine

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