iCarly

Scene One

Begins in a school classroom with an arm wrestling match

Carly:

Alright, here we go!

Cheering

Sam:

Ok Benson, let’s do this thing.

Freddie:

Just a sec

Rolls up sleeves to show muscles, puts arms above head to stretch arms and neck

Oohing and ahhing

Sam:

I’m getting (singing) booored

Carly:

Sit down boy... Ok, you ready?

Freddie:

Ready

Carly:

You ready?

Sam:

Call it.

Carly:

Aaand go!

Sam wins

Freddie:

How long?

Carly:

3.2 seconds

Freddie:

Yeah! That’s the longest it’s ever taken you to beat me! Whoo!

Flexes muscles

Sam:

(Sarcastically) Congratulations

Gibby:

Dude (reaches out to fist bump)

Freddie:

Hey Brad

Brad:

Hey man

All:

Hey Brad/ Hows it going?/ Good to see ya

Brad:

Sup guys

Carly:

So, how ya likein’ Ridgeway?

Brad:

Good, pretty cool so far

Sam:

Nice, nice

Carly:

Awesome

Brad:

So ah, how are things working out with Cort on iCarly?

Carly:

Oh (looks at Freddie who gives her a ha ha look) we ahh, had to fire Cort.

Sam:

Yeah

Brad:

Why, What happened?

Carly:

Oh, he just turned out to be...

Sam:

Not the best

Freddie:

He was dangerously stupid.

Sam/Carly:

Say words of agreement

Brad:

Well hey, if you’re still looking for some help with iCarly I’d be happy to-

Carly:

You still want to be our intern?

Sam:

Really?

Brad:

I’d love it

Carly:

Awesome

Sam:

Done

Freddie:

You’re in

Sam:

And you still make fudge right?

Brad:

Ooh yeah! I love making fudge for people. In fact, fudge.

All:

Sounds of happiness and fudge getting

Sam:

Oh, you got to make a load of this stuff for the lock-in.

Freddie:

Big load

Carly:

Oh yeah

Brad:

What’s a lock-in?

Carly:

Oh, every year at Ridgeway they have this thing where the students spend a whole Saturday night in school and we all finish our semester projects.

Freddie:

Everyone pulls an all nighter.

Brad:

Sounds cool

Carly:

Yeah it’s kinda fun.

Gibby:

Yeah it’s fun unless you happen to fall asleep and SAM DRAWS SOMETHING ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

Brad:

What did she draw on your forehead?

Gibby:

You don’t need to know. (Brad nods)

Sam:

Would you forget about that already?

Gibby:

I CAN’T. YOU TOOK PICTURES THAT’LL LIVE ON THE INTERNET FOREVER

Sam:

It wasn’t that bad

Gibby:

Not that bad? READ THE COMMENTS

Sam throws hands up in annoyance

Carly:

It was a pretty accurate drawing

End scene one-main titles

Scene Two

begins with Carly and Sam doing their web show from the iCarly studio

Carly:

Look at us

Sam:

Now back at Gibby

Carly:

Now back at us

Sam:

Now back at Gibby

Carly:

His hands are full of tuna fish salad... Now look down

Sam:

Back up

Carly:

Out your window

Sam:

Think about cheese

Carly:

Stop thinking about cheese

Sam:

Your web show isn’t as good as this web show

Carly:

But your web show can smell like this web show

Sam:

If you have a Gibby

Carly:

Holding a large blob of tuna fish salad

Gibby:

I’m on a cow

Carly:

Now before we go

Sam:

How about a hand for our newest addition to iCarly

Carly:

A guy who helps us out for free

Sam:

And makes top notch fudge

Carly:

Say hello to iCarly’s new intern

Both:

BRAD/brad, brad, brad/he’s brad with a “B”,...

Carly:

And so ends another edition of iCarly

Sam:

I think we all learned a little something tonight

Carly:

No we didn’t

Sam:

Oh that’s right we learned nothing

Carly:

We wasted your time

Sam:

Bye

Carly:

Later

Sam:

Peace

Carly:

Nuggets

Sam:

Kiss a hamster

Carly:

Don’t pet the sweaty stuff

Sam:

Botswana

Carly:

Botswana

Sam:

Botswana

Both:

Bots, bots, Botswana

Freddie:

And we are clear(Carly and Sam high five) good show guys. I like the little improvy thing.

Both:

Thanks

Brad:

So, did I do okay?

Freddie/Carly:

Yeah/you did awesome

Sam:

You sir are an excellent assistant (pokes him in chest)

Carly:

And Sam doesn’t give out a lot of compliments

Freddie:

Usually it’s insults followed by beatings

Brad:

Well I’m psyched to be working with you guys

Gibby:

Hey can I get the recipe for this tuna salad ball?

Brad:

Absolutely

Gibby:

Good, I love this

Freddie:

Hey we should probably head back over to my place, get some more work done on our project

Brad:

Sure, let me grab my stuff

Freddie:

Alright

Sam:

What’s your project?

Freddie:

We’re making an app for the pearpad.

Carly:

Moodface right?

Freddie:

Uh-huh

Brad:

You just stare at the pearpad’s camera for five seconds and it’ll tell you what your mood is.

Carly:

Really?

Sam:

That’s so cool

Gibby:

Did you use chopped celery in this?

Brad:

Red onion

Gibby:

Clever

Sam:

Hey, can I work with you guys on your project?

Freddie:

You’re asking if you can help us?

Sam:

Yeah

Freddie:

With a school project?

Sam:

I think it sounds really interesting?

Freddie:

(Feels her arm)Feels like Sam

Carly:

(Smells her hair) Smells like Sam

Sam:

(Laughs)Can I help with the project or what?

Freddie:

Sure you can help

Brad

I’ll bring the fudge

Sam:

I’ll bring my mouth

They walk out and Sam rubs her stomach. End scene two

Scene three

begins in Carly's kitchen – Spencer is working with a fire extinguisher

Carly:

Hey

Spencer:

Hey kiddo

Carly:

You wanna grab some dinner tonight?

Spencer:

Ahh I thought you were hanging out with Sam?

Carly:

Nah, I was supposed to but she’s going to see a movie with Freddie and Brad.

Spencer:

Sam wants to hang out with them?

Carly;

I know weird right?

Spencer:

Yeah

Carly:

What’s that for?

Spencer:

Ahh, the fire department sent us a letter saying(putting air quotes until year) we’ve reached our maximum number of calls for the year so I bought this.

Carly:

Nice

Spencer:

Yeah and I just fixed the nozzle to make it extra powerful. I’m gonna mount it on the wall over there.

Carly:

Seems like a good place to mount it.

Spencer:

Thanks

Carly:

Hey, so you know about this lock-in thing on Saturday night at Ridgeway, we’re all gonna try to finish our school projects?

Spencer:

Uh-huh

Carly:

Well, Gibby and I are doing a kinda psychological experiment, will you be our test subject?

Spencer:

Huuh, I don’t know. Saturday nights I usually watch Cops with Socko’s grandmother and I really, really

Carly:

Come on

Spencer:

Um kay

Carly:

Cool

Spencer:

Now, I need to show you how this works in case there’s ever a fire and I’m not home.

Carly:

Alright, show me

Spencer:

Alright, see that paper cup right there?

Carly:

I see the cup

Spencer:

Imagine I’m not home and that cup is on fire. You don’t just go(imitates girl freaking out) Oh, I’m a young girl at home and there’s a fire. Ahhhh! Now what do I do! Ahhh! Nope you just pull this thingy, point the nozzle suchly, and calmly squeeze the spout. (fire bursts out of spout)Ahhhhhh!

Carly:

Oh my god!

Spencer:

It’s on fire, the cup’s on fire! Now what do we do, what do we do!?!?

Carly runs and grabs blanket and puts out fire with it. Looks at Spencer like he’s in a lot of trouble

Spencer:

And then you just put the extinguisher back in its wall bracket.

End scene three

Scene Four

begins in Ridgeway High School at night, as we hear Principal Franklin make an announcement

Principal Franklin:

Attention students, this is Principal Franklin, it’s now 9p.m. and all exterior school doors have been locked. (kid runs around trapped screaming) If you get hungry during the night you will find a food cart in the main hallway. I wish you all good luck with your school projects. Oh, warning: if you fall asleep the school is not responsible for anything Sam Puckett might draw on your foreheads.(Freddie gives brad a see look)Study hard and prosper.

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