iCarly Page #2

Spencer:

Sooo, this is...

Carly:

A controlled sensory stimulus chamber

Spencer:

Whoa, I have no idea what that means

Gibby:

It’s a box

Carly:

Get in it. (pushes Spencer)

Spencer:

Whoa wait whoa whoa. I wanna know what’s gonna happen after I’m in there

Gibby:

Subject already being difficult (writes on clipboard)

Spencer:

I’m not being difficult I just wanna

Carly:

(interrupting) OK Listen, you go in there, we lock the door, and then we’re gonna test your reactions to different kinds of stimuli.

Spencer:

Ooh stimuli oh(being pushed to box)

Carly:

Ok go in there, perfect, and lock. Ah give me the mike(Spencer mouths next line) Oh(noticing Spencer) and speakers on. Say that again.

Spencer:

Why is there a mirror in here and why can’t I see out?

Carly:

It’s one way glass.

Spencer:

So you can’t see anything I’m doing(Dances around)

Carly:

No we can see you, you can’t see us

Spencer:

Oh right right

Carly:

Ok we’re going to start with various forms of stimulation.

Gibby:

Just react as you normally would.

Spencer:

Ok

Carly:

Turn your mike off

Gibby:

Right

Carly:

Ok Gibby let’s start with something only mildly irritating(Does stuff with pearpad) Play radio dingo to the speakers inside the chamber

Gibby:

Coming up

Spencer:

No, no, no, no, nope, noo. Please turn this off it’s horrible.

Carly

Turn it up

Gibby:

Increasing volume

Spencer:

Hey! That’s too loud guys turn it off I don’t like it!

Carly:

Kill his mike

Spencer:

Mouthing words of turn it off

Carly:

And music off (Spencer celebrates) And music on. (throws tantrum type thing)

Switch to Freddie and Brad

Freddie:

Ok tap the faces button

Brad:

Ok

Freddie:

Ok just let me sync the emotions matrix

Sam:

(entering) I’m back

Brad:

Hey Sam

Sam:

Hey. (Handing Freddie stuff) I got your camera,(Freddie: thank you) hard drive, cables, and I brought you guys chips and fresh guacamole.

Brad:

Wow that’s awesome

Freddie:

Wait(runs over and hits chip out of Brad’s hand- grabs guacamole)

Sam:

Why’d you do that?

Freddie:

(sniffs guacamole)What’d you put in the guac?(Sam shrugs)Something to make us sleep?

Sam:

No

Freddie:

(superiorly)Then eat some (Sam gets a chip and chews it motioning with her hands-to Brad) Just a sec.(Freddie grabs Sam by the arm- moves away from Brad)Ok What’s up with you?

Sam:

What do you mean?

Freddie:

You have been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

Sam:

No game(Freddie gives her an yeah right look) Why don’t we get on with the project?

Freddie:

(reluctantly) Ok

Sam:

Ok?

Freddie:

Ook

Sam:

Ok?

Freddie:

Ok

Sam:

Ok (walks to chair- Freddie watches her suspiciously) So is this baby ready for testin’?

Brad:

Yup just sit on that chair and stare right into the pearpad.

Sam:

I do like sitin’ and starein’

Brad picks up camera

Freddie:

Go ahead and record

Brad:

Alright, rolling

Freddie:

(into phone)Ok, this is Freddie Benson proceeding with test number three of application moodface, subject Sam Puckett.(Sam gives thumbs up to camera) Alright Sam, just stare at the pearpad straight on and keep you head still.

Sam:

Yup

Test-In LOVE-Freddie is shocked and looks from Sam to Brad and rapidly types on his computer

Sam:

Can I move now?

Freddie:

(still shocked) Uhh yeah

Brad:

So what’s her mood

Freddie:

Uh, it’s uh, it’s inconclusive.

Sam:

No reading?

Brad:

It was working this morning.

Freddie:

Yeah, I'm gonna see if Carly has any tissues.(runs out the door with computer-Sam and Brad shrug to each other)

End Scene Four

Scene Five

Begins back in the classroom where Spencer is in the sensory stimulus chamber.

Carly:

Ok Spencer we’re moving on to our next experiment.

Spencer:

What is it?

Carly:

It’s not that bad

Spencer:

Then tell me what it is. (Carly turns off mike) Carly! Ah!(smacks glass)

Carly:

Fire up the stink hose

Gibby:

Releasing the stink

Spencer:

Ahh! What is that?!(gagging) That smells terrible! Oh my God that smells horrible! It smells like-(Carly turns off his mike afraid of what he mouths)

Freddie:

(runs in) Carly!

Carly:

Oh hey. How’s your moodface project going?

Freddie:

Listen

Carly:

What’s wrong?

Freddie:

You know how we’ve been wondering what’s up with Sam?

Carly:

Yeah

Freddie:

Why she’s been wanting to hang with me and Brad all the time? Why she’s been so nice to me and Brad?

Carly:

So what d’you find out?

Freddie:

I(looking over his shoulder) I just did an emotion test on her with our new app.

Carly:

And

Freddie:

Her mood (opens laptop)

Carly:

(bends over to look at computer) In love! With Brad?

Freddie:

Uh-huh

Gibby:

Hey Carly check this out, I turned the stink up to eleven. (Spencer takes off shirt and puts it over his face, bangs on and slides down glass and falls down)

Carly:

Sam’s is love? (Freddie gives her an apparently look)

End Scene Five

Scene Six

Begins in the school hallway, with Carly running in, looking for Sam

Carly:

Sam, Sam, SAM

Sam:

Hey Carls

Carly:

Hey. Ham?

Sam:

Uh-huh

Carly:

Extra ham?

Sam:

Uh-huh

Carly:

So how’s your project going?

Sam:

Good I think, but I’m not sure cause’ Benson freaked and ran out the door a few minutes ago.

Carly:

Oh, and how’s Brad?

Sam:

Brad’s cool.

Carly:

Hmm, would you say very cool?(pokes Sam in the arm)

Sam:

Wait, what do you mean?

Carly:

I know you love Brad. (grabs Sam’s wrist) Admit you love him.

Sam:

I love ham I’ll admit that

Carly:

You can’t kiss and snuggle with ham.(Sam kisses and snuggles with her ham sandwich)

Sam:

Oh ham

Carly:

Sam!

Sam:

Excuse me, I have to turn my back on you now.

Carly:

Sam, I know you love Brad. It’s exciting.

Sam:

Ok, did you like fall out of a tree or what?

Carly:

You wanna know how I know you’re in love with Brad?

Sam:

(Sarcastically) Sure, please share.

Carly:

When Freddie tested his moodface app on you it said in love.

Sam:

Who says his app really works?

Carly:

Well, does it?

Sam:

No!

Carly:

Yes it does. You know it does. It works gooood.

Sam:

I’m gonna go eat my ham in peace

Carly:

(dancing) You love the Brad

Sam:

Boobity, boobity, boo!

Carly:

You can’t bury your love in ham!

Sam:

I can try!

Freddie:

(walking to Carly) She admit it?

Carly:

Denied

Freddie:

Ah, figured

Carly:

Ah, she’s just a little awkward about liking guys.

Freddie:

Oh, well.(starts to walk away)

Carly:

No, no, no, no. No oh well. We’re gonna make this happen.

Freddie:

Why?

Carly:

Cause’ Brad’s awesome(Freddie rolls his eyes) It’s the first time Sam’s ever liked a guy who’s not disgusting, or heavily tattooed, or on parole.

Freddie:

But if Sam won’t even admit that she likes him how are we gonna get them-

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