Shrek 2
Once upon a time
in a kingdom far, far away,
the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.
And throughout the land,
everyone was happy...
until the sun went down
and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment
that took hold each and every night.
Desperate, they sought the help
of a fairy godmother
who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower,
there to await the kiss...
of the handsome Prince Charming.
It was he who would chance
the perilous journey
through blistering cold
and scorching desert
traveling for many days and nights,
risking life and limb
to reach the Dragon's keep.
For he was the bravest,
and most handsome...
in all the land.
And it was destiny that his kiss
would break the dreaded curse.
He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest tower
to enter the princess's chambers,
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,
pull back the gossamer curtains
to find her...
What?
- Princess... Fiona?
- No!
Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?
- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
So she said
what's the problem, baby?
What's the problem?
I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love
Think about it
every time I think 'bout it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer
will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it,
'cause I can't ignore it
If it's love, love
Makes me wanna turn around
and face me
But I don't know nothing
'bout love
Oh, come on, come on
- Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Everybody's after love
So I said
I'm a snowball running
Running down into this spring
that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
Well, baby, I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well, I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
These lines of lightning
mean we're never alone
Never alone, no, no
Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once upon a time in love
Hyah!
We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
Accidentally in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
lt's so good to be home!
Just you and me and...
- Two can be as bad as one...
- Donkey?
Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two
a sight for sore eyes!
Give us a hug, Shrek,
you old love machine.
And look at you, Mrs. Shrek.
How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?
Donkey, what are you doing here?
Taking care of your love nest for you.
Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail
and watering the plants?
- Yeah, and feeding the fish!
- l don't have any fish.
You do now. l call that one Shrek
and the other Fiona.
That Shrek is a rascally devil.
Get your...
Look at the time.
l guess you'd better be going.
Don't you want to tell me about your trip?
Or how about a game of Parcheesi?
Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be
getting home to Dragon?
Oh, yeah, that.
l don't know.
She's been all moody and stuff lately.
l thought l'd move in with you.
You know we're always happy
to see you, Donkey.
But Fiona and l are married now.
We need a little time, you know,
to be together.
Just with each other.
Alone.
Say no more.
You don't have to worry about a thing.
l will always be here to make sure
nobody bothers you.
- Donkey!
- Yes, roomie?
You're bothering me.
Oh, OK. All right, cool. l guess...
Me and Pinocchio was going to catch
a tournament, anyway, so...
Maybe l'll see y'all Sunday
for a barbecue or something.
He'll be fine.
Now, where were we?
Oh.
l think l remember.
- Donkey!
l know, l know! Alone!
l'm going! l'm going.
What do you want me
Enough, Reggie.
''Dearest Princess Fiona.
''You are hereby summoned
to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away
''for a royal ball
in celebration of your marriage
''at which time the King
''will bestow his royal blessing...
upon you and your...''
uh... ''Prince Charming.
''Love, the King and Queen
of Far, Far Away.
''aka Mom and Dad.''
Mom and Dad?
- Prince Charming?
- Royal ball? Can l come?
- We're not going.
- What?
l mean, don't you think
they might be a bit...
shocked to see you like this?
Well, they might be
a bit surprised.
But they're my parents, Shrek.
They love me.
And don't worry.
They'll love you, too.
Yeah, right.
Somehow l don't think l'll be welcome
at the country club.
Stop it.
They're not like that.
How do you explain Sergeant Pompous
and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
Oh, come on! You could at least
give them a chance.
To do what?
Sharpen their pitchforks?
No! They just want
to give you their blessing.
Oh, great.
Now l need their blessing?
lf you want to be a part
of this family, yes!
Who says l want
to be part of this family?
You did!
When you married me!
Well, there's some fine print for you!
So that's it. You won't come?
Trust me. lt's a bad idea.
We are not going! And that's final!
Come on!
We don't want to hit traffic!
Don't worry!
We'll take care of everything.
- Hey, wait for me. Oof!
Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up!
Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up!
Rawhide! Move 'em on!
Head 'em up!
Move 'em on! Move 'em on!
Head 'em up! Rawhide!
Ride 'em up! Move 'em on!
Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide!
Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead!
Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks!
Meet their mamas!
Milk 'em hard!
Rawhide!
Yee-haw!
- Are we there yet?
- No.
- Are we there yet?
- Not yet.
- OK, are we there yet?
- No.
- Are we there yet?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- Yes.
- Really?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- We are not!
- Are we there yet?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- That's not funny. That's really immature.
- This is why nobody likes ogres.
- Your loss!
- l'm gonna just stop talking.
- Finally!
This is taking forever, Shrek.
There's no in-flight movie or nothing!
The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey.
That's where we're going.
Far, far...
away!
All right, all right, l get it.
l'm just so darn bored.
Well, find a way
to entertain yourself.
For five minutes...
Could you not be yourself...
...for five minutes!
Are we there yet?
- Yes!
- Oh, finally!
Wow!
lt's going to be champagne wishes
and caviar dreams from now on.
Hey, good-looking!
We'll be back to pick you up later!
Gotta make a move
to a town that's right for me
We are definitely not
in the swamp anymore.
Halt!
Well, I talk about it, talk about it,
Hey, everyone, look.
Talk about, talk about movin'...
Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh?
You working that hat.
Swimming pools!
Movie stars!
Announcing the long-awaited return
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