Shrek 2

Once upon a time

in a kingdom far far away

the king and queen were blessed

with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land

everyone was happy

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was

cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate they sought the help

of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess

away in a tower

there to await the kiss

of the handsome prince charming.

It was he who would chance

the perilous journey

through blistering cold

and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights

risking life and limb

to reach the dragon keep.

For he was the bravest

and most handsome

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room

of the tallest tower

to enter the princess chambers

cross the room to her sleeping silhouette

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her.

What?

- Princess fiona?

- No!

Oh thank heavens.

Where is she?

- She is on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

- She is on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

So she said

what is the problem baby?

What is the problem?

Do not know

Well maybe am in love

Think about it

every time think bout it

Cannot stop thinking bout it

How much longer

will it take to cure this?

Just to cure it

cause cannot ignore it

If it is love love

Makes me wanna turn around

and face me

But do not know nothing

bout love

Oh come on come on

- Turn a little faster

Come on come on

The world will follow after

Come on come on

Everybody after love

So said

Am a snowball running

Running down into this spring

that is coming all this love

Melting under blue skies

belting out sunlight

Shimmering love

Well baby surrender

To the strawberry ice cream

Never ever end of all this love

Well did not mean to do it

But there is no escaping your love

These lines of lightning

mean we are never alone

Never alone no no

Come on come on

Jump a little higher

Come on come on

If you feel a little lighter

Come on come on

We were once upon a time in love

Hyah!

We are accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally

Am in love am in love

am in love am in love

Am in love am in love

Accidentally in love

Am in love

Am in love

lt is so good to be home!

Just you and me and.

- Two can be as bad as one.

- Donkey?

Shrek! Fiona! Are not you two

a sight for sore eyes!

Give us a hug shrek

you old love machine.

And look at you mistress shrek.

How bout a side of sugar for the steed?

Donkey what are you doing here?

Taking care of your love nest for you.

Oh you mean like sorting the mail

and watering the plants?

- Yeah and feeding the fish!

- Do not have any fish.

You do now. Call that one shrek

and the other fiona.

That shrek is a rascally devil.

Get your.

Look at the time.

Guess you had better be going.

Do not you want to tell me about your trip?

Or how about a game of parcheesi?

Actually donkey? Should not you be

getting home to dragon?

Oh yeah that.

Do not know.

She is been all moody and stuff lately.

Thought had move in with you.

You know we are always happy

to see you donkey.

But fiona and are married now.

We need a little time you know

to be together.

Just with each other.

Alone.

Say no more.

You do not have to worry about a thing.

Will always be here to make sure

nobody bothers you.

- Donkey!

- Yes roomie?

You are bothering me.

Oh okay. All right cool. Guess.

Me and pinocchio was going to catch

a tournament anyway so.

Maybe will see you all sunday

for a barbecue or something.

He will be fine.

Now where were we?

Oh.

Think remember.

- Donkey!

Know know! Alone!

Am going! Am going.

What do you want me

to tell these other guys?

Enough reggie.

Dearest princess fiona.

You are hereby summoned

to the kingdom of far far away

for a royal ball

in celebration of your marriage

at which time the king

will bestow his royal blessing

upon you and your

uh. Prince Charming.

Love the king and queen

of far far away.

Aka mom and dad.'

Mom and dad?

- Prince charming?

- Royal ball? Can come?

- We are not going.

- What?

Mean do not you think

they might be a bit

shocked to see you like this?

Well they might be

a bit surprised.

But they are my parents shrek.

They love me.

And do not worry.

They will love you too.

Yeah right.

Somehow do not think will be welcome

at the country club.

Stop it.

They are not like that.

How do you explain sergeant pompous

and the fancy pants club band?

Oh come on! You could at least

give them a chance.

To do what?

Sharpen their pitchforks?

No! They just want

to give you their blessing.

Oh great.

Now need their blessing?

lf you want to be a part

of this family yes!

Who says want

to be part of this family?

You did!

When you married me!

Well there is some fine print for you!

So that is it. You will not come?

Trust me. lt is a bad idea.

We are not going! And that is final!

Come on!

We do not want to hit traffic!

Do not worry!

We will take care of everything.

- Hey wait for me. Oof!

Hit it! Move them on! Head them up!

Head them up move them on! Head them up!

Rawhide! Move them on!

Head them up!

Move them on! Move them on!

Head them up! Rawhide!

Ride them up! Move them on!

Head them up! Move them on! Rawhide!

Knock them out! Pound them dead!

Make them tea! Buy them drinks!

Meet their mamas!

Milk them hard!

Rawhide!

Yee haw!

- Are we there yet?

- No.

- Are we there yet?

- Not yet.

- Okay are we there yet?

- No.

- Are we there yet?

- No!

- Are we there yet?

- Yes.

- Really?

- No!

- Are we there yet?

- No!

- Are we there yet?

- We are not!

- Are we there yet?

- No!

- Are we there yet?

- That is not funny. That is really immature.

- This is why nobody likes ogres.

- Your loss!

- Am gonna just stop talking.

- Finally!

This is taking forever shrek.

There is no in flight movie or nothing!

The kingdom of far far away donkey.

That is where we are going.

Far far

away!

All right all right get it.

Am just so darn bored.

Well find a way

to entertain yourself.

For five minutes.

Could you not be yourself

for five minutes!

Are we there yet?

- Yes!

- Oh finally!

Wow!

lt is going to be champagne wishes

and caviar dreams from now on.

Hey good looking!

We will be back to pick you up later!

Gotta make a move

to a town that's right for me

We are definitely not

in the swamp anymore.

Halt!

Well talk about it talk about it

talk about it talk about it

Hey everyone look.

Talk about talk about movin.

Hey ladies! Nice day for a parade huh?

You working that hat.

Swimming pools!

Movie stars!

Announcing the long awaited return

of the beautiful princess fiona

and her new husband.

Well this is it.

- This is it.

- This is it.

This is it.

Uh why do not you guys go ahead?

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