$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story
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- 2014
- 90 min
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Street justice, punk!
I met my brother Ross
when I was three years old.
Growing up, Ross was
the cute one.
The athletic one.
The popular one.
But he was also my best friend
from the day I met him.
And from the day my dad
married his mom,
I never thought of him as
anything but my brother.
And I loved him.
When he was diagnosed
with brain cancer,
I decided to document
his survival.
This should've been the
end of the movie.
Instead, it's the beginning.
I want to hold the sun.
So this is Ross Patterson.
He just received
a penis reduction.
I gave three inches
to a needy kid in China.
And, uh...
And I'm reading
Highlights Magazine.
in f***ing Highlights?
I want to find the rake
in the cloud,
I want to find the baseball
bat inside the tree nut.
You loved
Highlights when we were kids.
Hey, Ross?
- Oh, doctor's here.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Brings a therapy dog
to a patient consultation,
it's a pretty good bet that
he's not delivering good news.
Hi.
- Um... yeah.
W-would you mind
putting that thing away
and shutting it off?
Um, because of the HIPAA Laws,
I have to have you document
So, if it's all right
with you, it's fine with me.
This has been going on
for two and half years,
I think we're fine.
We got the results back
from your PET scan.
And, um...
...here's where we stand.
Unfortunately, the tumor
is growing more rapidly
than we anticipated.
As a matter of fact,
we're at levels we haven't
seen in over a year.
Wait, s... so
what are you saying?
Uh... We're not
able to control
this with chemotherapy.
In addition, it's metastasized.
We found traces of the
cancer in your bone marrow,
in your liver,
and your pancreas.
Uh, considering your heart
condition,
I think more chemotherapy
is way too risky.
We do have other options.
What are my other options?
Um, o-okay, a-all right,
y-you need to understand
that this is not a cure,
but I think
we can significantly stop
the aggression of this tumor
with radiation therapy.
Yeah, I'm-I'm not going
back to chemo, all right?
I-I-I'm not...
...- I-I-I'm not getting...
- ... It's not...
...it's not chemo,
it's radiation.
I'm not getting
radiation again.
I-I'm not, I-I'm not gonna
lie here in a f***ing bed,
I'm not gonna
shave my head again,
needles so you guys can...
...you don't
f***ing understand!
You have a choice, and you may
not want to do this,
but I think that
it would significantly shrink
the damage
that's being done by...
Okay, when you say
significantly shrink,
Like in terms of a timeline,
what are you saying,
like how much... What is
this gonna give him?
What's...?
At the rate
of progression now...
...without
immediate intervention,
we're looking
at one to three months.
However, with radiation
and drug therapy,
we can probably extend that
to a period
of six months to a year.
Six months
to a year, man.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not
going through it.
Look, I-I understand...
I'm not going through six months
of f***ing radiation therapy
again, all right?
You... need to give
this some time.
To think about the choice
you want to make
to do with the time
you have left.
- I'm sorry.
No, it's... I got to rub
a therapy dog,
or else I'd be
a mess right now.
Now, I have to take Beans back.
I promised that I would
take him to
the children's ward with me.
Are you... are you kidding?
You just gave me
the worst news of my life.
So I-I'm gonna die
and you want the dog?
F*** you!
Ross kept
the therapy dog.
At the time I was working
as a wedding videographer.
Riding the bubble of
California's gay wedding boom.
But on the weekends,
Ross and my super-naturally-
photogenic fiancee, Lauren,
helped me indulge in my
artistic ambitions.
Shooting Tarantino-esque
vignettes full of violence
and subtle references to the
masterpieces of cinema.
Rosebud.
But when Ross got sick,
I realized I had
the chance to make something
personal.
Something meaningful and true.
This is what that turned into.
What'd they give you?
Oxies, perp, valium.
- Nice.
Yeah, there's a real
silver lining in all this.
You want some?
- No, I shouldn't.
Oh, let's...
...let's turn this around.
There we go.
Seth, how's it feel?
Do something interesting
because this gonna
be for cutaways.
Okay.
Is your...
...Is that your phone again?
- Yeah. Who is it?
- Uh...
I don't know, it's weird,
it's Lauren.
"Hey.
Dinner is almost ready."
We need to go food shopping.
I know.
- What are you filming?
The Ross Documentary.
We need to talk.
Okay.
Put the camera down.
So, what do you wanna do?
I have 618 dollars in checking.
F***. I don't-maybe I could
buy a, uh, skim board.
A new skim board.
- I have... I have 50k.
- Yeah, you...
I have 50 thousand dollars
in my savings account.
You have 50 thousand
for your wedding.
Yeah. So, like, I don't
care, not for my wedding.
So, we'll spend it on,
f***ing amazing adventure.
Lauren will cut off your balls
if you spend that
wedding money.
- She won't cut off my balls!
- Yes, she will!
No, she'll cut off maybe
one ball, one and half...
...He wants to go out
with a bang.
He wants to do a road trip
across the country with me.
You know, just...
...wild, crazy times.
- Okay.
- At the end.
Um, he doesn't have any money.
- Mm.
- We have 50 thousand dollars.
- That's for our wedding.
So when are you
gonna tell mom and dad?
I'm not gonna tell mom and dad.
Why not?
Because they would fly me home
and stare at me like I
was f***ing E.T. for 30 days.
when your kid is gonna die?
Are we still
gonna have a wedding?
Yeah! Of course we're gonna
have a wedding, baby.
The point is, he wants
to do this road trip.
And, he wants me to film it.
- I'm going with you.
If you're gonna blow
all of our savings,
I'm going with you guys.
- Let's make a list.
- That's fine.
is f*** a hooker.
- You would f*** a hooker?
- I would f*** a hooker.
For how much more
interesting that's gonna get?
You know, it's funny because
actually I think that if one
of those make-a-wish kids
actually said - when the
cameras weren't rolling - said
They would want
to f*** a hooker.
- They would want...
- ... They would not...
...Jenna Jamison
to whack them off...
They would not want to throw
footballs with Tim Tebow.
No.
Committed to capturing all of
Ross's experiences on camera,
and as a life-long consumer
of video pornography,
I yearn for the opportunity
to shoot what academics
in the field termed
hot, amateur action.
I'm just gonna wait
out here for her.
All right.
Hello. Hi, are you-you
must be Lamborghini.
Yeah! I'm Lamborghini.
- Hi.
- It's, um, Italian. So, cool.
Um, what's with
the video camera?
Nothing.
I'm sorry, I'm just...
Yeah, you didn't say anything
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