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(SOFT ORGAN MUSIC)

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Jezebel

There's a ringing in my ear

from when I called you

Got this tiny little fear

that I won't see you

When that sun goes down again

Jezebel

I've got honey on my hands

from when I held you

Got this tiny rubber band

to wrap around your finger

When that sun goes down again

Oh, oh, oh

When that sun goes down again

But now the moon is on my side

But that's not what I need

I'm laughing through the night

But that don't

mean so much to me

This girl is out of sight

As anyone can see,

as anyone can see

All right

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Hello.

What are you wearing?

Ooh, something tight and white.

Mm.

What are you wearing?

Wait, no. Let me guess.

Jeans, sneakers,

and that ugly striped T-shirt.

(LAUGHING) Oh, my gosh.

Ouch! Wow.

Well, hey, the truth hurts.

I wish I could be there.

I know. Me too.

Say it.

Say, "I wish you were here."

Okay, I wish you were here.

Look over here.

What?

Other way.

Hi.

Hi.

(CHUCKLES)

You changed your hair.

Yeah, I did.

Do you like it?

I like it.

It's different. You look different.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hey.

Oh, hey. Sorry.

Aw. Are those for me?

Yeah.

(CHUCKLES)

Ohh. Mm.

There's a guy over

there just prancing.

He's having a...

just having a prance,

just on the spot.

David, he's warming up.

- That's his warm-up.

- Really?

- Yes, don't be mean.

- Okay. Okay.

I'm s... I'm not. You know.

(LAUGHS)

Can't wait to get you

back home for summer.

Get me home?

Mm.

You make me sound

like a cattle drive.

No, you know what I mean.

Just...

- Okay.

- Okay. Have fun.

Go.

Ready?

Fence.

Hah! Yes!

Hah! Hah!

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Yes! Hah!

Hah!

Hah!

Yes!

Fence.

Ahh!

Rah!

Ahh!

When did you learn all that?

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

Oh, sh*t.

Jill!

Oh, my God, dude.

I have texted, like, 100 girls,

"Are you going to the party?

I can't wait to see

you at the party."

I swear the hard

drive on this thing

is starting to overheat.

- Holy sh*t.

- What?

She blocked me.

What?

(SCOFFS)

- Oh, my God. Wow.

- I can't believe this is happening.

I'm not surprised. It's kind

of a transformative year.

I mean, look at me.

Come on. Look. Mm!

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.

Wearing tighter jeans doesn't

mean you've changed.

If you're so in love with Jill, then

why did you go all the way up there

to stick your tongue

in some girl's mouth?

I don't know. I don't know.

It just happened.

- It's like I'm addicted to f***ing up.

- It's not f***ing up, okay?

You were at a campus for two hours,

and you were practically

in a threesome.

I'm just saying, like, imagine

if you spent a semester.

No, no. It was a fluke.

I don't want to be

with anyone but Jill.

Fine. F***ing suit yourself.

But I'm just saying this summer

is gonna be a very,

very fertile one.

All the beautiful girls

that we knew at school

have come back.

You know, they have been broken.

That's the hardest part.

And now they're a little bit older,

they're a little bit wiser,

and they are ready

to put their mouth

on any random dick

that they can find.

And you know what I'm

gonna do for them?

I'm hoping to be that random dick.

Well, I wish you luck with that.

I don't need luck,

man, but you might.

You have been sleeping

in the same bed

that you've been jerking off in

since you were 12. I mean, come on.

You should have gone

away to school, man.

No. No. I like it here.

I grew up here. I know

where everything is.

Wow, that sounds

like my grandfather

when he refused to go

into assisted living.

"Oh, I know where everything is.

I'm a veteran."

Grandpa, you're not a veteran.

You just watch Apocalypse

Now ten times a day.

Come on.

I'm trying to help you out, man.

Dude, what the f***?

Is your dad paying

the bills or what?

(DOG BARKING)

Bye, Dad.

(INDISTINCT SPEECH OVER TV)

All I wanted was to have a

summer like last summer.

I mean, last summer

was great, right?

That was great.

Yeah, it was, but this

year's gonna be better.

I promise.

Not without Jill, no.

I think if we don't make

up tonight, it's over.

It's like she's ahead of me

or something. I can feel it.

Well, girls mature faster.

That's all I can tell you.

Wait, dude.

I heard, like, Angad's

parents went out of town

- just so he could have this party.

- Really?

Yeah, like, that's some

dangerously supportive

parents, man.

God, do you know what we should do?

We should arrive at the

perfect time, right?

The facade of inhibition should

be cracking right about now.

I am going to get so drunk...

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

If Jill and I don't make up tonight,

she's gonna go off and meet someone new,

probably some older guy

who really knows how to eat p*ssy.

You don't know how to eat p*ssy?

Well...

No, I struggle with it sometimes.

What... dude, spell

your name down there.

Watch. Unh!

I love this girl. Stop.

Can you shut up?

(PEOPLE CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)

Holy f***.

My boys.

Oh, eat me, Angad.

Hey, dude, this is my party.

Oh, no. This is your house.

- The party belongs to all of us.

- No, no. It looks good, Angad.

It looks good Angad. Very...

bright.

Thank you.

David, dude, I spent the whole day

in the lighting

department at Home Depot.

Those dudes really know their sh*t.

So...

I have many surprises

in store for us tonight.

Enjoy the festivities.

(SIGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

- Oh, g-ah!

- Uh, hi.

Allison, what are you doing?

Waiting for someone I don't hate.

- How's that going?

- Been here awhile.

You finally touch a

dick this year or what?

F***ing cocksucker!

Kyle, dude, what's wrong, man?

Oh, you think you're

better than me, huh?

- No, man!

- So you can buy drugs from me...

but you can't invite me

to your f***ing parties?

That's not what I said, man!

We don't even want to come

to your f***ing party!

Come on, man. Chill. People are

just trying to have a good time.

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

(COUGHS AND SPITS)

There's Jill.

Wait. Who's she talking to?

Mm. I heard you f***ed up.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Oh, sh*t.

I got to talk to her.

(hip-hop music playing)

(YELLS AND BARKS)

(LAUGHS)

Ahh!

Dude, you look crazy, Stan.

(LAUGHS) I know, right?

Shaved my head.

Heard you f***ed up

big-time, Davey.

Have you seen her?

Seen who?

Ah, you're an a**hole.

I'm just f***ing with you.

She went that-away.

Good luck.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

Oh, it tastes so awful!

More? Huh?

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

(PEOPLE SHOUTING AND CHEERING)

Angad, what the hell is this?

Nyotaimori.

It means "adorned body of a woman."

Does she hand it to me, or, like...

No, dude. It's a body

buffet. Help yourself.

All right, then. Oh.

Mmm!

Thank you!

Mmm. Do you do birthdays?

Like, weddings, maybe?

Yo, dude.

- What the f*** are you looking at?

- Oh, hey, guys.

So are you a Peeping Tom now?

No.

- Is Jill out there?

- Yeah.

She's blowing a line of guys.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

- David blew it with Jill.

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