.45
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 101 min
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Big Al has a huge cock.
I'm serious. I'm not f***ing with you.
Thing...thing is humongous.
Okay, it's like-
Looks like it's got little arms
and legs and sh*t. Looks alive
Like I could put it over my shoulder
and burp it, know what I'm saying?
It's like a plumbing tool or something.
The first time I saw it...
I was like:
"Put that thing away.You ain't coming near
me with that monster. "
But you know Big Al, you know...
He just kept
coming at me.
Y'know he, he looks at me and he says:
Hey, you think you can handle that?
Huh? Think you can? Huh?
I mean ...
It was like ...
I mean look, I'm competitive, right?
I was, I was in competitive
gymnastics in high school.
So, y'know, I took another look at it.
And I was like:
well, I couldhave a hell of a time trying.
You know?
I mean,
we had great sex.
Y'know, I'm talking about
'tie me up to the bedpost ...
with your dirty sweatsocks'
sex, you know what I'm saying?
You know. Big Al
's king of the neighborhood.
Look, you can say what you want about
him, Big Al is a great f***.
Al, what's up?
Sing it.
Hey listen, I got some ...
new toasters and some track
suits back at the house.
Sign me up.
- Where the f*** is Reilly?
- Haven't seen him.
Whoa, careful there, baby.
Hey, baby.
- Hey, Sarge.
- Where is he?
Over there.
That mope?
- I thought I told you no mopes.
- You said you wanted customers.
I got you customers, all right?
Don't worry about it. He's clean. snssn checked him out.
Go make us some money.
Wait here, okay?
How you doing?
Alright.
Hey, where you from?
- Long Island.
- Really?
What can I do for you?
I want a gun.
What are you, a f***ing a**hole?
You wanna say that a little f***ing louder?
You wanna broadcast it around the island with the f***ing news?
- Sorry.
- Huh?
Where on the Island?
Ice Peak.
- Islanders or Rangers?
- What?
The Islanders or the f***ing Rangers.
What are you, a f***ing moron?
Rangers.
- Rangers?
- Yes.
Is this a f***ing interview??
I just want my 45.
Stop!
Liar!
- Enough!
- F*** you!
- What is it?
- He's clean.
You got no guns.
-You came in too early.
-Too f***ing early?
That's right.
- You f***ing knew what you were supposed to do.
- I did what I was supposed to do.
Hey, you got this? Huh?
Now get your f***in hands off
my f***in dick and get out of here
Before I f***in file a harassment suit, you
F***ing fag
bisexual f***ing Village People.
Get the f*** outta here.
Get outta my bar.
- Motherf***er!
- I'll f***ing get you!
We'll f***ing get you!
Kiss my dick, you
f***ing prick!
Get the f*** outta my bar!
See ya.
You're hot, Baby.
- Yeah?
- Sexy.
Let's Get Away
resolve an issue.
Big Al
He was always trouble.
Ever since he was born.
Motherf***er! F***ing how?
- What did I do?
- I thought you said you and had him checked out!
- We did have him checked out.
- What, together, you in on the set up or something?
C-section, y'know. 48 hours of labor.
F***ing kid!
He was never no good!
You can't f***in run an
organization like this, ok?
It's sloppy.
It's for amateurs.
You gotta-- you gotta plan these things right.
What organization are you talking about, Al?
He never comes home for the holidays.
I mean, it's Thanksgiving, y'know,
But you're not gonna find him here. No.
No sense of family.
No sense of loyalty.
I, I don't know what... I don't know
what went wrong with him. I...
I didn't smoke during my pregnancy.
I didn't drink, y'know. Not a drop.
Beer and wine, but
that's okay.
I'm sick and tired of it, God!
Hey! What are you doing?
I'm f***ing taking a piss. Get the f*** off!
You f*** off. You promised me
you'd get me out of this neighborhood!
Alright?
Seaside Heights, or Rockway, or Ocean City or
something. Look at you pissing on the f***ing wall!
F*** off!
I want to see the real world.
- The real world.
- I'm tired of this sh*t!
What f***ing real world?
You got the whole f***ing world right here!
Aaah Jesus f***ing c*nt!
Okay, you a**holes!
Get in here, dinner's ready!
Excuse me, but I just hate
Thanksgiving.
No, I didn't raise a murderer.
No, the streets did.
Stop it! Stop!
My f***ing TV! Hey!
-Motherf***er, come here
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No! Our TV!
Al, Our new TV!
Motherf***er!
You knocked the guy out.
I don't care about him. Look what
he did to the f***ing TV!
Did you have to
do that, sir?
- I'm Sorry.
- F***!
Call the cops, c'mon!
You Americans are so violent.
I was just trying to rob you.
I don't f***ing believe you!
537 West 39th Street. We have an
emergency. There's a thief in the house.
Will ya get off the f***ing carpet!
It's a Persian original. It's expensive!
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
I will not come back again. Sorry.
Get off my f***ing carpet!
I'm sorry, please don't kill me.
I'm sorry, please.
Please, I'm so sorry.
No wonder you couldn't
fit through the f***ing window.
Look at the size of your ass!
Look at that thing, it looks like
a f***ing parking lot.
You need to start jogging, you
f***ing piece of sh*t!
Please!
I hope you got
you're green card.
Please let me go.
Punjabi or what the
f*** ever you are.
I'm so sorry!
You make me sick, you understand?
You make me f***ing sick!
- You fucks, you come over here,
take our jobs and then ...
You're f***ing parasites. You disgust me.
What the f*** is going on
with this country?
What the f*** is happening
to this f***ing country!?
You know what's wrong with
this f***ing country?
No, we're--
we're being robbed.
I'm sorry, please
just let me go!
I have a family and the bus.
A bus? You got a f***ing
bus downstairs?
I'll take the f***ing bus. You want
the f***ing TV, I'll take your f***ing bus!
Don't y-- don't f***ing be clever with me.
I was lying.
That's f***ing mine.
It's my sh*t.
- F***ing don't touch it!
- I don't really have a bus,
But please, let me go!
Al, I'll take two of the toasters.
And the blue navy suit.
coming into town.
- And three cartons of menthol.
- Alright.
- Al
- Yes.
It's not my fault. I came
to the wrong address.
- What happened here?
- I caught the f*** trying to rob me.
Lady, please. This
crazy he's going to kill me and his girlfriend is--
What are you doing?
Stop it! I'm in pain!
- Marge, you like these for the nephew?
- Yeah, those are nice.
- These are on the house, okay?
- Oh, yeah, nice.
So, uh...
- Cash or credit card?
- Cash.
Unless you have some of
those nice "hot" cards.
I might. I might. But you got
something for me, huh?
F*** all of you!
Big Al, y'know, his troubles started
when my husband and I broke up.
He was Scottish
A big f***ing boozer!
And he took Al
to Scotland, you know?
And when he came back, he
was tougher and meaner.
And he never lost
that accent either.
Move to the right.
No, that's left.
What the f***'s going on?
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