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He's, uh, he's in the toilet.

Arrest him.

- Who is?

- The thief!

-Hey, What the f*** are you doing?

-Hey!

What the f***?

- What is this, a f***ing joke?

- Are you a joke?

- Should I call the cops again?

- It's no f***ing joke, ok?

I found you a real

f***ing criminal.

I'm sick and tired of

doing your f***ing job, okay?

He's in the f***ing

toilet. Open the door!

Police! Thank god you're here!

Oh please, help me!

This guy, he's got drugs

all over the house!

F***in' joke.

Hey, joker! You piece of sh*t.

They don't have a warrant!

Why don't you read the Constitution

of the United States of America

And you guys, hey.

Come on, get this f***ing guy

outta my house

before I tell your supervisor

you're harassing me.

Man, f*** Big Al! Big Al, everybody's

I ain't scared of Big Al, man, f***,

Bring his ass over here,

I ain't scared of that motherf***er

I'll f*** his ass up

right here, right now, man

Man, f*** his ass. I never liked him.

And you know what? He never liked

my Puerto Rican ass anyway.

You know what, let's keep it that way!

Did I do this to him?

Hell no, man. That nigga's small time,

yo, I'm big time!

F*** that motherf***er!

F*** that motherf***er!

Alright, what about me, huh?

What about my needs?

- What?

- Yeah, my needs.

Eat me.

- I eat you good.

- Oh, you call that eating?

Yeah, you know what I call that?

I call that tasting.

I call that f***ing munching. Alright?

I been eaten by mosquitoes better than that.

I've been bitten by bedbugs with more bite.

Alright, how come you're

selling a gun behind my back, hmm?

- What are you talking about?

- Oh yeah, okay.

So you don't think that I know about

that f***ing tattooed f***?

Clancy told me.

How come you're doing f***ing

deals behind my back?

What? He needed a f***ing gun.

What was I supposed to do?

Blow the deal or something?

I got you your money.

- How much?

- Same as always.

There's four $100 bills in

your underwear drawer, okay?

Next to the downs.

- You're not trying to sell me out here?

- Alright, just take a look, for God's sakes.

You're not f***ing that Clancy

motherf***er, y'know

- You don't think I see the way you look at him?

- Gimme a break. I sleep with one f***ing guy, alright?

Stop talking sh*t.

First of all, I hear on the f***ing

street you're selling guns behind my back

So then I come home,

and you don't f***ing tell me

- And then I want you to suck my cock,

- Shut the f*** up!

- And you won't even f***ing do

- Shut the f*** up!

Who f***ing told you?

Hellen.

Son of a b*tch!

Motherf***er.

Goddamn men, y'know

Big Al thinks the worst thing

you can do is

sleep with another guy, right?

Let another guy f*** you

Oh yeah? But it's okay for him

to f*** other girls, right?

He did it all the time.

It's a double standard, right?

But only on his side.

Yeah, well that don't fly with me, y'know?

I-- y'know what? I just don't get it.

I don't get why, why guys think

they're the ones that are getting over.

Y'know, why they think they're the ones

doing the f***ing. Alright?

'Cause, y'know, when I sleep with a guy.

I make sure he knows

who's f***ing whom.

And I stick my finger up his

ass just so he knows it.

You didn't sell Clancy the .45

with the two tone stainless, did you?

- Huh? What?

- The .45.

No. I'm not an idiot. I know that's your gun.

It's the only one I have

that's legally registered, okay?

Suck their fingers.

- I'm getting horny.

- I know.

Right? Don't fuckingtouch the .45, okay?

Want to know Al? Al is really

good at getting things.

Cars, jewelry, clothes.

Women. But he doesn't know

how to take care of them.

I was his property.

And call me crazy, I just wanted

something a little bit more than that, okay?

So we broke up,

and now no one'll date me

all the guys are scared.

I gotta date guys from

Jersey. It's horrible.

What?

- It's Vic.

- Aw f***, it's the dyke from

Shut up, she's my friend. Be nice.

One second!

Can't f***ing stand her.

She always ruins everything.

Shut up!

- She's bisexual, ok?

- So what? She's still a f***ing dyke.

You have to remind me about your fling with her?

It was one drunken night.

Don't be such a f***ing woman.

One sec, sweetie.

- Hi.

- Hello, lover.

- How are you, beautiful.

- I am great.

Please, no lesbo action

in front of me, okay?

- Unless it's a threesome, c'mon.

- Don't mind him.

That's alright.

I'm used to his slime.

Hey, how you doing?

You look so great.

Oh my god, your hair looks amazing?

You like that?

Don't you think her hair looks great?

Looks like she did it with

a wrench of something.

- Just shut up.

- Nice to see you too, buddy.

- Sit down. You want something to drink?

- Sure.

She lives with me now,

lesbo, okay?

Okay. Yeah, it would seem so,

seeing as I knocked on your front door

and she answered it

Al, you confused yet?

- What?

- Drunk yet?

- Come on babe, you can do it.

- It's that obvious, is it?

- You f***ing drunk.

- Come here, baby.

F***! Son of a whore!

Al, stop it!

- Jesus Christ!

- You sir are a moron.

You are the walking talking reason that

we should all be lesbians.

Yes, I think

I just became one.

- So, your hair looks amazing.

- Thank you.

Really looking good.

- Plus y'know I've been uh, I been hitting the gym a lot.

- Oh yeah?

I've already added like 2 inches

to my arms, an inch to my chest

Nice.

Trying to get those big shoulders

so I can beat up Al.

I wanted Al dead

from the moment I met him.

It was his maleness that I detested.

His essence.

It wasn't his fault.

He couldn't get away with it, y'know.

It was him. He was the product

of his horrible childhood.

But ...

Give a kiss.

Yeah, see what you're missing?

See you later.

No tongue f***ing action

while I'm away, girls.

I just came in her five minutes ago.

Thanks for the head's up.

Get outta here.

Is it good?

- Who's it for?

- Jose Vargas.

What?

The one thing we gotta stick to is

I didn't sell it to Jose. Okay?

Al would kill me if he knew

I sold to a Puerto Rican.

As long as he doesn't think ...

I sold to a Puerto Rican,

we're fine, we're fine.

He's just the muscle.

I'm the broad with all the plans, right?

I'm the businesswoman, I got

the big plans.

- You got big plans?

- Yeah.

- You know.

- I hope I'm in them.

You know you are.

Kat, if he hurts you again,

I'll f***ing kill him.

That's a promise.

My daughter Kat.

She was always attracted to danger.

Yeah, even as a little girl.

She was always doing something that

she wasn't supposed to do, I mean

You tell her not to do something,

she would do it anyways.

"Don't drink", she'd drink.

"Don't do drugs", she did drugs.

"Watch out for boys"

Forget about it.

I mean she was just always defiant.

She just always wanted too much, y'know

She could never just be normal.

She always had to be special.

And look where it got her.

Well I am not surprised.

She was always beautiful and

most proud of her hair

And she got that from me

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