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Reilly, Reilly, Reilly, Reilly,

you get more ass than a f***ing toilet seat.

I'm talking about

some quality ass.

Quality, sh*t.

What matters is what's

between her legs.

- But you got Kat.

- Yeah, well.

You can't have everything, right?

What do you think of me

going back with Dell again?

Aw f***, Reilly, will you please

f***ing get over her, she's a f***ing ho.

F***ing been f***ed in the ass so many f***ing

times her ass looks like a science experiment.

What can I tell you? She turns me on.

Everything turns you on. You're

the horniest guy I know, Reilly.

You would do anything

for a piece of f***ing p*ssy.

I decided to turn over a new leaf.

- What?

- I'm going back to church,becoming Catholic again

- Renouncing it all.

- Reilly.

I'm so f***ing tired of hearing this song

and dance. I've heard it all before, alright?

That's it for me, man. I want a normal life.

A normal life, and a normal job.

- What are we doing here? What are we doing?

- Don't f***ing worry about it.

Nothing illegal, alright?

I told you, I started this morning,

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Leaf. Reilly, you need to

turn over a new f***ing tree.

You know ...

There's always a place for you

in my organization.

Why don't you come and be

my right hand man again?

You not hearing me, man?

What the f*** are you talking about?

I was never your right hand man.

I was my own man with my own

operations. Did my own f***ing jobs.

Jesus Christ, I never worked for you, Al!

You f***ing need me, Reilly.

Ya need me.

Bullshit, Al.

The only f***ing thing I need from you

is a woman like Kat.

that's what I need.

What the f*** is it with

this Kat obsession?

It is not obsession.

She's a great girl.

That's all.

Hey, pull it over here.

- What's going on, Al?

- I'm gonna steal that car.

That's the f***ing car

we took last week.

Yeah, that's right. But now I

gotta f***ing take it back.

The guy we stole it from

wants it back. He's got a

big f***ing reward.

I thought I'd be a nice guy and

I'd take it back to him, okay?.

What about the guy we sold it to?

F*** him. He's a f***ing

nother normal guy at work

Just like you want to be.

A normal guy.

You know what happens? Normal guys

get f***ed. Big Al doesn't.

You're about to make a month's

salary in 10 seconds.

Are ya in or are ya out, Mr. Normal?

It's the last time, Al.

This is it.

Last motherfucking time.

Al shoulda got outta this neighborhood.

Kat wanted that.

And as things turned out ...

Al should have listened to her.

Did I wanna kill Al?

Yeah. Many times.

Did he have something

I woulda killed for?

Yeah.

Hello, ladies.

- You got the money?

- It's right here.

Let's have it!

- Why don't you get it from me.

- A**hole.

Chill, chill, I'm just joking.

Just joking, come here, baby, just joking

You know I wouldn't

play you like that, right?

Yeah.

- You know I like doing business with you, know that, right?

- Oh yeah?

Well same as always , alright

Now get your paws offs me.

I'd like to do a lot

more with you, baby

Who wouldn't?

You need a man

like me, baby, you know?

- I could show you a couple things, you know what I'm saying?

- Oh yeah?

My boyfriend, Big Al,

he wouldn't like that very much. Okay?

I'll get rid of your boyfriend Big Al.

Not interested, Sanchez.

Keep walking, thanks.

Could you? Could you get rid of him?

Nothin, like nothin.

Why you with him anyway?

He's small time.

A beautiful lady like yourself.

You need to be with a man

who's going places in life.

You see me right here?

I'm going places.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

Like Ryker's.

That's where you're going.

See you later, Chico.

I'll never want to f***

you or your attitude.

Sh*t, you can f*** my attitude, but

I'm a hell of a lot more fun, baby.

See ya around.

ita, mmmm.

I can never, never thank

you enough, detective.

It's amazing, there isn't even

a scratch on it. Thank you so much.

Sure.

And if there's anything

I can do for you.

Nah, I'll have the station

contact you in the morning, okay?

- Ok

- Ok, thank you. Anything.

Thanks.

Thank you. So much.

To me, sex with men is like snow.

You never know how many inches you're

gonna get or how long it's gonna last.

Y'know, the differences between men and

women are just too great for me to even

begin to comprehend.

Y'know, like...

Like, okay, a woman ...

all she wants to hear from a man are

three words, right?: "I love you."

A man, all he wants to hear are

three words too, but they're different.

"It's so big!"

Right?

Wha...? A**holes!

To me, Big Al is the perfect

reason to legalize abortion.

You talk about sex more than

any girl I know.

You're like the

horniest girl I know.

- It's being around you that makes me horny.

- Oh, f*** off.

When you gonna dump Al?

Serious? Come on, Vic.

Knock it off!

We're having fun, right?

I mean come on, it's bad timing.

I'll wait for you.

I mean what do you two

have in common, anyway?

Guns. We both love guns.

And we're both in love with him.

That's what we have in common.

You're in love with him?

Yeah, Vic, I am.

- I'm sorry, but ...

- No, hey, know what?

Possession is not love.

Alcoholics can't have lovers,

they hold hostages.

And he is no good for you.

I am.

I'll even treat you like

sh*t if you want me to.

Thank you. Let's go.

- Huh.

- You're late, you f***ing

So somebody's gotta make a

f***ing living around here.

Look at Reilly.

Dumb.

Dumb and

No, bumt like takes 2 hours

to watch 60 minutes kinda dumb.

- Think I'm gonna head home with Vic tonight.

- Good luck.

She's a f***ing beast.

You know she prefers p*ssy, right?

It's a challenge.

Yeah, well I wouldn't f*** her.

She can't be that bad

if Kat puts up with her.

What's that supposed to mean?

-Hi, girls. -Hey.

-Hi.

- What are you laughing about?

- Hey, I wanna talk to you in the back.

- Reilly, how are you?

- Good.

-Hey. Hey. Hey!

-What?

F***'s sake. Do you see

what I gotta deal with?

Come on.

I'm coming. Easy.

Hey Vic, could I

buy you a beer?

I don't drink.

I'm Irish, been Irish my whole life.

Really? What a coincidence.

Look, Reilly, I'm not, uh ...

I wasn't born in Ireland,

but my family was.

They got the greatest brogue, my parents.

You gotta hear 'em some time.

And my mom, she makes

the best Irish oatmeal in town

Really? She make those

cute little sweaters too?

- Yeah, she does, actually.

- oh my god

She does. She must have a set

of those sweaters that go back...

to the early 1800s, I think.

She knows all those Irish songs.

Danny Boy and sh*t.

And my father ...

he knew guy who invented

Irish Spring soap.

How about that?

Everyone in this whole f***ing

neighborhood was Irish...

Alright, I get it! You're Irish.

- Just relax, eat a f***ing potato.

- What?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm just, I'm uh

not feeling like myself tonight.

I'm a little agitated.

No worries.

What nationality are you?

I'm Jewish.

Oh yeah, Jewish? Where's that from?

The Bible.

That must go really far back and stuff.

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