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Yeah, it does.

- Where do most Jews come from?

- Long Island.

Now would you leave?

I heard you slept

with some women.

So? what about it?

Nothing.

So have I.

Really?

Good for you, Reilly. Your mom

must be really proud of you.

Now would you do me a favor

please and just f*** off?

Wait, am I bothering you or something?

No, I'm always this hostile

when I don't like someone.

I really like horror films.

I tell you that?

Yeah, I like 'em a lot.

I might go see one on Friday night,

you wanna come with me?

Jesus, Reilly!

You are a f***ing horror film.

Buddy, take the hint, alright? Move on to

your next victim. I'm not interested, alright?

- Why not?

- Because all you wanna do is dip the stick.

- That's not true.

- That's not true?

Nah.

Jesus. You're so tough, you know that?

Alright. Gimme one good reason

why you won't let me poke you.

One good reason?

Well don't take this personally,

but I don't like you.

That's not a reason.

That's an excuse.

- Why me?

- That's what that is.

You don't want me anyway.

You want Kat.

But you can't get her.

- Yeah, there's only one problem there.

- What?

- Al

- Al

Why don't you knock Al off?

Do us all a favor.

Get rid of him.

Maybe then she could be yours.

Al's my friend. I don't do friends.

I don't do things like that.

It's a mere detail.

Come on, Reilly, be bold.

Try something new.

Do a friend.

I mean he doesn't like you, anyway.

He talks sh*t

about you behind your back all the time.

Oh yeah?

Like what?

Say.

- You're not afraid of him, are you?

- Hell no.

So get rid of him then.

He thinks you're a punk.

F***, I'm not doing things like that anymore.

I'm making some changes and I'm

really following my religion now.

Following your religion?

How sweet.

I think it's a little late

for that, don't you?

All of this very stimulating conversation is

making me have to go to the bathroom and throw up.

Wait.

Come on, can I have you, huh?

Come on.

I want you.

Alright.

Alright, Reilly. There is one way

that I will sleep with you.

Get rid of Al.

- You're pretty demanding.

- You should see me in bed.

- You're a good guy.

- Thanks.

You should think about it.

I will.

I'm worth the trouble.

I bet you are.

He's now a f***ing good

Catholic boy.

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

F***ing don't , turn the other f***ing cheek.

F*** you.

Hey, Reilly, how's it going?

- You're beautiful.

- Are you f***ing drunk?

I want to kiss you right now.

You're f***ing drunk.

I've always wanted

you to be my girl.

Hey Reilly! Come on.

I'll be over there

in a minute! I'm coming!

- Papa's calling you, Reilly.

- You come with me and I'll get you outta this f***ing neighborhood.

You know he won't.

- Quite a catch, eh, that Reilly.

- He's pretty hot. Pretty sexy.

Sexy?

I thought you were in love.

Just because I ordered dinner doesn't

mean I can't see what's on the menu, huh?

Well, I don't know if your waiter told

you, but I'm one of the specials this evening.

Sh*t! Look who just walked in.

- F***! A**holes.

- I told them never to come here.

What's up, my ita?

Got a light for my cigarette?

You f***ing crazy coming round here?

What the f*** are you doing here?

Give the lighter.

- Why you so nervous? Calmate [calm down]

- Just take the f***ing light.

Al.

Jesus Christ.

- See you around.

- Get off my sh*t, yo.

That spic is disrespecting you.

Put him in his place.

You wanna mess with a f***ing white girl?

- Do not move.

- You wanna mess with a f***ing white girl?

- What?

- Please just sit down.

- What did I do?

- Do not be stupid, you f***ing whore.

- No. I don't know what I did.

- You know what you did.

- I don't.

- I saw you talking to that f***ing Puerto Rican guy.

Ah, so that's what this is about,

the Puerto Rican guy. No.

He came to me and asked me for a

cigarette, alright? I told him to f*** off.

- You touched his arm.

- No I didn't touch his arm. What are you talking about?

- Don't f***ing lie to me.

- Look, I didn't mean to touch his arm, okay?

- Hey, baby...

- You're drunk.

Come here.

Come here,

your big monkey.

- F*** you.

- You were talking to him, and...

- Shut up.

- f***ing I know you lit his cigarette and...

- you touched his arm ...

- Al, what's that supposed to...

Then he tried to get a

piece of f***ing tit, right?

Huh? Huh, baby?

- Then I saw him looking at your...

- Listen, will you stop it already?

beautiful legs.

You look like a whore

tonight in that dress.

You like looking like a whore.

- You bought me this dress.

- You like dressing like a whore.

You said I looked country in it.

"Faith Hill", you said.

You wanna suck my cock, right?

Yeah? You wanna suck

his cock too, right?

- Shut the f*** up.

- No, you shut the f*** up.

You wanna f***ing suck some Puerto

Rican cock. F***ing

- answer me.

- Get off me!

You f***ing white trash, you

Hanging out with Vic lesbo all night,

the three of youse, you sick f***ing ho.

I saw the way you were f***ing

looking at each other! You f***ing disgust me!

F***ing answer me one f***ing question, okay?

What did he say to you?

- Nothing! He asked for a light!

- F*** you, f***ing liar!

Sorry, sorry baby, sorry, sorry.

Okay, come here honey.

It's okay, it's okay.

I just gotta tell you

You embarrassed me

in front of my f***ing friends, baby.

You f***ing, how the f***

am I supposed to keep their respect?

"There goes your woman talking to a Puerto

Rican spic", that's what f***ing Reilly said!

"She wants some f***ing spic cock!"

Is that what you want, you f***ing c*nt?

You expect me to eat some

dirty spic-f***ed p*ssy?

You want me to f*** a spic-f***ed c*nt?

You f***ing b*tch!

You f***ing slut! F*** f*** f*** f*** f***

Motherf***er! I told you motherf***er,

I have f***ing had it with

- F*** you, sit down, you f***ing f***er

- Stop!

You spic-cocksucking whore

Stay down!

- Don't f***ing move!

- No! Please, please, please.

- Stop, please!

- Come here. Cut your face.

- F*** that face.

- Stop it!

- Do not f***ing move.

I'll make you so f***ing ugly, nobody'll

f***ing look at you except for me.

Please, Al, please, Al

Baby, baby. Baby.

- He touched your f***ing hair.

- He said he liked my hair.

- He said he liked my hair.

- See? But you lied to me.

You lie, you see?

You're hiding sh*t from me.

- You understand?

- No, please.

Why didn't you tell me that before?

- I don't know. I don't know

- Come here, baby. Come here. Okay, okay.

- I don't ever wanna see you

- Please!

- Listen to me, baby.

- Please, Al!

Baby, baby, baby, baby. I don't ever

wanna see you dressed like this again.

You look like a whore in that dress.

Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.

- Please.

- Come on.

Give it here.

Take this f***ing sh*t off, alright?

C'mon, let's go to the other room.

Go to the f***ing room.

Let's see what else you got in there.

Show your other f***ing clothes. Get out

the f***ing clothes from the closet, baby.

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