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You'll make me cum.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let's cum together.

Did you cum?

All you wanted was my semen, huh?

You're okay?

You want me to keep going?

I'm fine.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- You're okay?

- Yes.

It's moving up.

It's going to...turn into something inside.

Like an alien.

I'm sure it'll find its way.

- You know why?

- Why?

It's easier from down here than it is

from your trachea.

Do you feel anything?

I can't even imagine.

Do you feel anything?

I'd like it to have your mouth.

Just like that.

I'd like it to get your tits.

My tits?

Not if it's a boy, that'd be a problem.

That sounds weird.

They're going to be so pretty.

They'll both be girls?

All six will be girls.

They'll be pretty.

And they'll talk with your

super sexy British accent.

It's not sexy at all.

What do you mean?

I love it when you say, "F*** me".

I'm not saying that to you.

It's swearing.

- It's what?

- Swearing

Whatever, you're really sexy

when you do "swearing".

F*** me.

What?

F*** me.

F*** me?

Please! F*** me.

Oh yes. F***...you.

F***...you.

They're going to be so pretty.

And really smart.

And annoying.

And the bathroom will always be occupied.

And all the boys will be after them.

I'm going to hate that.

One of my aunts is really ugly.

Well, I hope they don't date a**holes.

I'll be the typical badass father...

- that scares his daughters' boyfriends.

- You? Scary?

You'll take them out for gin and tonics.

I know you.

Sure, you know me.

Like I gave birth to you myself, Sergi.

Wouldn't that be kind of weird?

It's impossible.

What's impossible?

Looking into both eyes at once.

You have to look at one or the other.

Now all you see is my nose.

Actually you can from a distance.

Only if you don't think about it.

You can forget about Lucia.

Either Marina or nothing.

Not Marina.

Alba.

Neither of those.

It sounds like something from the sea...

It sounds normal to you,

but it's weird...

"Alba" of what? Alba like "dawn"?

And Marina...

Marina sounds like "marine".

No showering for four hours. Squid!

It's Sunday!

Christ. Alex.

Alex.

The coffee.

You.

What?

The coffee.

What's wrong?

Alex.

I got an email.

Something bad?

I don't know. No, not bad.

What? From your mother?

From an alien?

Something about photography?

Kind of.

- What, a scholarship?

- A residency.

A residency?

Sh*t, that's good, isn't it?

Isn't it?

It's in Los Angeles.

In the United States.

Damn.

So, for how long?

A year.

And...when does it start?

In January. January to December.

So what is it for?

To do a project.

Wow.

Do they pay for everything?

Everything. Room, board.

It's f***ing great, right?

F***ing great.

F***ing great.

- Right?

- Right.

How come you didn't say anything about this?

I just read it.

What do you mean you just read it?

Yeah, I got an email.

Out of the blue?

- Kind of.

- What does that mean?

Marta submitted me.

- Which Marta?

- The curator.

So, it's from earlier.

Well, she'd mentioned it to me

to see if I was interested, but...

And you said yes?

Of course.

So, you knew.

No. Well, yes, but it was a long shot.

How long have you known?

She mentioned it months ago.

Do you want toast?

Mm-hm.

Don't you want to talk about it?

Talk about what?

We can think it over together.

I'd like to know what you're thinking.

So if you're already pregnant, what?

I wouldn't go.

You'd send me pictures of the kid?

I didn't say I was going,

only that I wanted to talk.

Yeah, but you want to go, don't you?

If not, you wouldn't have mentioned it.

Do you want to go or don't you?

Answer the question, Alex.

I'd like to work doing what I like.

You can't do that here?

- In my free time.

- So?

We won't have free time with a child.

Ah, that's the problem.

No, it's reality.

The same reality as ten minutes ago

when I was cumming inside you.

You can be so unpleasant sometimes.

Just say you don't want it.

Of course I do.

They're two different things.

And I haven't said yes.

I just got the notification.

I just wanted to talk.

Sounds like you've been thinking

about it for a while.

Sergi, you have to understand me.

Shouldn't I think about it?

It's a mess here.

When was the last time I presented anything?

Everyone has gone abroad to make a living.

Biel in Denmark, Johnny in Argentina.

Everyone has had to leave.

Yeah, but they weren't expecting a child.

A lot of couples go together.

Look at Oscar and Cristina in Berlin.

I don't want to give English classes forever.

Yeah, well, I didn't ask you to work.

Fine. What about me? My teaching boards?

I've always supported you.

Or do I ditch the kids at midterm?

So what? What are you asking of me, Alex?

Permission to go away for a year?

Is that what you want?

Is that what you want?

Where are you going?

Out for fresh air.

What about breakfast?

Maybe we rushed into the baby thing

and we're not ready.

I don't know.

We'll think it over later, okay?

Sergi, I just wanted to think.

If we could make it work, I don't know...

It's just a year.

It sucks for me too, but it's like...

the last train.

So take the train, Alex.

What can I say?

I'm not going anywhere.

Okay?

I'm not going.

Here. Vitamin C.

Sorry.

Sorry about before.

Stop it. No...no

You should go.

Yeah, you should go and...

No. I don't feel like it anymore.

And get back to doing exhibits

and your photographs and all that.

- Yeah. You should go and...

- I am not going.

We've been together

for seven without having a kid.

One more year doesn't matter.

And I'd like to come see you

in Los Angeles after I take the boards.

And we can go on a road trip.

And f*** like crazy in roadside motels

with cockroaches.

Grimy ones.

And I'll impregnate you in Los Angeles.

I don't want an American child.

Alex, come on, add it up.

Nine months.

You'll be back here by then.

It'll be born here.

No!

And I'll learn English.

It's how I'll learn English.

What? I'll learn English. Yes or no?

I'll learn English.

I believe it when I see it.

I don't understand nothing.

But listen to me. Listen.

You...You're really good.

And I'm positive you'll come back

with a f***ing amazing project under your arm.

And then everyone here

will be fighting over you.

Hey.

We're strong.

Really?

Or I could play some salsa.

F***. Definetely not that.

Come here.

Day 2

This is Sunset Boulevard.

Very nice. Palm trees and everything.

Nice.

There is where my neighbor lives.

What's he like?

Fine, I don't know.

I think he's an art fag like me.

- This is my place...

- Meaning, you don't know him,

do you?

- No.

- Okay.

- And look.

- Wow.

This. Wait, wait, wait.

Look here.

Here's my cactus.

Yeah. Holy sh*t. What a cactus.

And my number.

- 523 and a half?

- Yes.

My bathroom.

My kitchen.

A unique and incomparable couch from Ikea.

Right.

A unique and incomparable coffee table

from Ikea...

And this is my studio.

Look, a unique and incomparable lamp

from Ikea, too.

That, too. Everything.

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